“HORRIBLE HELL CAT, but you can also have ‘bitch’, ‘pretty princess’, ‘hell queen’, and ‘fuck off’.”

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“Ya say that like its a bad thing,” Lyn shot back, “I’d rather have ‘fuck off’ rather than ‘fucked with’.”

“Try it, Fuck Brain, an’ see how far it gets ya.”

“Oh come now! Surely you have better than that! My brains have faaaarbetter uses than getting you off.”

“I don’t see ya complainin’ any other time when ya get off. Don’ kid yerself love. I’m not tha only one gettin’ off.”

“Evil gets off on bringing the mighty down to size and having them scream for mercy. It’s the simple pleasures in life.”

“HORRIBLE HELL CAT, but you can also have ‘bitch’, ‘pretty princess’, ‘hell queen’, and ‘fuck off’.”

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“Ya say that like its a bad thing,” Lyn shot back, “I’d rather have ‘fuck off’ rather than ‘fucked with’.”

“Haha. Ya would know, dumb ass.” Yes. Yes she was absolutely referring to their battles with happy (or not so happy) endings. 

“Stray cats are meant to be spayed and neutered. Maybe that would solve your problems. I’d hate to think what would happen if you breed.”

“Try it, Fuck Brain, an’ see how far it gets ya.”

“Oh come now! Surely you have better than that! My brains have faaaarbetter uses than getting you off.”

Did you have a name before you became Megamind? I am curious to know what the prisoners named you.

“Incredibly magnificent.”

(( poor grumpy boy won’t answer that, but I’ll share. XD His Uncles and the Warden called him Blue, Little Blue, Bobble Head, Buddy, Bub, and Syxy. In his disastrous attempt at school, Blueberry and Bad Boy was added to Bobble Head. As a teen on the streets, he earned Freak. In the max security prison yard, he earned Spider Killer, though it wasn’t used much. Currently, his nicknames are Little Buddy, my Overlord, Fuck Brain, Ol’ Blue, and Megs ))

“HORRIBLE HELL CAT, but you can also have ‘bitch’, ‘pretty princess’, ‘hell queen’, and ‘fuck off’.”

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“Ya say that like its a bad thing,” Lyn shot back, “I’d rather have ‘fuck off’ rather than ‘fucked with’.”

“Oh I’m sure you’ll have both!”

“Haha. Ya would know, dumb ass.” Yes. Yes she was absolutely referring to their battles with happy (or not so happy) endings. 

“Stray cats are meant to be spayed and neutered. Maybe that would solve your problems. I’d hate to think what would happen if you breed.”