sex+romance headcanons!

ofhotheads:

Send me a symbol. Please note that some answers may be NSFW.

🌟 What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation?
💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity?
😘 Would my muse have sex on the first date?
😊 Would my muse ever ask someone on a date?
👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking?
😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks?
💬 When did my muse go on their first date?

💯 What is my muse’s ideal date?
💗 Has my muse ever been in love?
👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like?
👰 Would my muse ever get married?
🌼 Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding?
🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch?
🏩 What was my muse’s first time like?
🎆 Is my muse into monogamy?
💕 Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship?
🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome?
👮 Has my muse ever had sex in public?
💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak?
💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner?
💋 How many people has my muse slept with?
👀 Is my muse the type to sleep around?
👎 Would my muse ever cheat on their partner?
😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship?
💲Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich?
👓 Would my muse ever lie for sex?
👿 Would my muse ever blackmail someone into sex?
🎥 Who is my muse’s celebrity crush?
🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know?
💍 Has my muse ever had a one-night stand?
💝 Does my muse like Valentine’s Day?
💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?

goodluckdetective:

Reasons to love Battle Couples:

-couples that kick ass together, stay together

-you can get those awesome duel fight scenes where someone is shooting someone else while being thrown in the air by the other part of the OTP

-It means you have a reason to write practice sparring fics which almost always devolve into makeouts, ah yes, the perfect lead in

-helping each other improve by giving each other tips and tricks

-competitive battle couples ranking how well the other does in battle

-when one gets injured, the other goes badass to save them, they will fight the enemy, they will fight the enemy’s enemy, they will fight themselves

-one part of the battle couple having to stay behind and waiting for the other to come home, nervous and on edge, and vise versa

-being shit at each other’s weapons if they switch. Or being really good at each other’s weapons. Pick your poison.

-Flirting in the middle of a fight. Because what’s more hot then kicking a baddie in the face then going “so babe, did it hurt when you fell from heaven” “that is a terrible joke” “I think it’s at least a 5/10″

I just love Battle Couples. 

startersofroleplay:

Skype Call Starters (Compilation)

This is a compilation post of this post and this post, in this format rather than in chat format.

  • “A dog is more articulate than that sentence.”
  • “And today and three thirty in the morning, we ask ourselves, what is a pea?”
  • “Bacon is a god send.”
  • “Calm your tit windows bros!”
  • “Can I have a small atomic bomb?”
  • “Cigarette cancer.”
  • “Come eat my soul, please, for the love of god.”
  • “Did that just say babysit the bird?”
  • “Did you SERIOUSLY just word it like that?”
  • “Did you just get swallowed by another dimension, what the fuck?”

  • “eASY.”

  • “geT OFF MY DS.”

  • “Goodbye. It’s coming after my soul.”
  • “HA. I’VE GOT YOU NOW. FUCK YOU!”
  • “He lives to see another day, I guess.”
  • “He spoke Spench. A mix between Spanish and French.”
  • “Honey if your vagina’s a taco you need to go to the hospital.”
  • “I BURPED HOLY SHIT.”
  • “I can do it after I’m done killing people!”
  • “I don’t wanna fuckin’ do this, man.”
  • “I need to tell the secetary that I’m speaking Spench today because I can’t join the MMMM.”
  • “I never understood deez nuts.”
  • “I went clothes shopping and then the cops.”
  • “I’m gonna do what I do best and fuck off into the mountains.”
  • “If I get another one of these from a legendary gun I’m going out and killing someone for real.”
  • “If you’re gonna be awake and bitching you might as well do something useful.”
  • “It’s like a bird and a siren had a baby.”
  • “It’s not what I would consider a mistake, but it’s not cute.”
  • “MISSLE.”
  • “My boyfriend dumped me I’m gonna nuke Japan.”
  • “No one gives a shit.”
  • “Nuclear explosion. Suddenly: Aurora Borealis!”
  • “Oh my god this is the ugliest thing. I’m wearing it.”
  • “Oooh this is bad I’m standing on a roll-y chair.”
  • “Oooh, I hit you hard, didn’t I?”
  • “Rub your own toe!”
  • “Satan had enough screaming for one day.”
  • “Satan is back in the household.”
  • “Satan left.”
  • “Shut up about tastebuds you burned those off!”
  • “Speaking of Irish–”
  • “That guy who faked his death didn’t die.”
  • “That’s a volleyball you uncultured swine.”
  • “The Americans don’t exist any more.”

  • “theRE YOU ARE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER.”

  • “These cats just turned into noodles.”
  • “This little bitch in pre-school–”
  • “This little fucker is eluding me.”
  • “UH YOU’RE FLOATING.”
  • “Wanna eat a bug?”
  • “We all need our ass kicked once in a while.”
  • “We don’t care about a pig’s ass!”
  • “What’s up sluts, guess who just got out of Hoenn?”
  • “Why have Obamacare when you can have Obama Hair?”
  • “Yay we won guess who did all the work. Me. I did.”
  • “Yeah I’m evaporating.”
  • “You just cannot talk, can you?”
  • “You will not be flipping people off while we do explicit things.”
  • “You’ve all heard of the birds and the bees, but have you heard of the birds and the babies?”

random sentence starters!

elizahmilton:

here’s a list of dialogue prompts that you can request from bc i love making these and they totally help with writer’s block!! so feel free to send in a number and a muse 🙂 **i’ll probably continue to add on to this as time goes on btw

  1. ❝i think about it every day and every night.❞
  2. ❝i.. i can’t stay..❞
  3. ❝what did you just call me?❞ 
  4. ❝i couldn’t care less. i’m with you right now, that’s all that matters.❞ 
  5. ❝please, don’t go. don’t leave me.❞ 
  6. ❝you still love her, huh?❞ 
  7. ❝frankly, my dear, i don’t give a damn❞ 
  8. ❝i’m not ready for them to find out about us.❞ 
  9. ❝it was always you.❞ 
  10. ❝you’re a coward.❞ 
  11. ❝it certainly took them long enough.❞ 
  12. ❝you’re the best part of me.❞ 
  13. ❝stay the night. please.❞ 
  14. ❝well, well. my night just got better.❞ 
  15. ❝my life would be so boring if you weren’t in it.❞ 
  16. ❝i didn’t think love existed until i met you.❞ 
  17. ❝when were you going to tell me?❞ 
  18. ❝[name], you look tired. come to bed.❞ 
  19. ❝i want to marry you.❞ 
  20. ❝you’ll be fine, i promise.❞ 
  21. ❝please get up.❞ 
  22. ❝you know i’m/we’re here for you, right?❞ 
  23. ❝don’t look at me like that.❞ 
  24. ❝your lips are so soft. i could kiss them all day.❞ 
  25. ❝i can’t fall in love with you. i don’t want all the pain that comes with that.❞ 
  26. ❝it’s nice that your voice was the first thing i heard today.❞ 
  27. ❝aww, you’re blushing like a rose!❞ 
  28. ❝you don’t need to leave so soon.❞ 
  29. ❝i can’t believe i got the first date, let slone the first year!❞ 
  30. ❝i don’t think i can do this without you.❞ 
  31. ❝i tried to move on but nobody is you.❞ 
  32. ❝you know, [name], i’m glad we’re here together.❞ 
  33. ❝hello, i’m [name], and i’m completely available.❞ 
  34. ❝i never wanted any of this to happen to you.❞ 
  35. ❝whatever it takes, isn’t that what you said?❞ 
  36. ❝i’d give up so much to have another chance.❞ 
  37. ❝you think i wanted all this?!❞ 
  38. ❝i made mistakes.. and i can’t keep pretending they didn’t happen.❞ 
  39. ❝you made mistakes.. and you can’t keep pretending they didn’t happen.❞ [for a angstier fic] 
  40. ❝this is what life’s about.❞ 
  41. ❝i’m just saying.. please believe in something.❞ 
  42. ❝you’re going to be fine.❞ 
  43. ❝it’s easier to be by myself.❞ 
  44. ❝i made i promise and now it seems that i won’t be able to keep it.❞ 
  45. ❝they don’t hate you.❞ 
  46. ❝i’m an open book.❞ 
  47. ❝i’m not going to stop leaving marks until I’m sure that every knows you’re mine.❞ 
  48. ❝look! the is so beautiful tonight!❞ 
  49. ❝if you shut up people might actually think you’re smart.❞ 
  50. ❝you have something in your hair.. um–do you want me to get it out?❞ 
  51. ❝look, I know we don’t know each other that well, but i’m still worried about you. no one deserves to be alone.❞ 
  52. ❝you could’ve died, you know?❞ 
  53. ❝can i offer you a drink?❞ 
  54. ❝coming here was your idea.❞ 
  55. ❝chin up. there’s always next time.❞ 
  56. ❝’Fine’? Are you mad?❞ 
  57. ❝there are rules. even for one such as you.❞ 
  58. ❝there is a thin line between a martyr and a fool.❞ 
  59. ❝oh, c’mon! i came all this way.❞ 
  60. ❝shame.  i kind of liked you.❞ 
  61. ❝i still believe there is a good person in you.❞ 
  62. ❝you’re kidding right? Right?❞ 
  63. ❝i knew this day would come.. sooner or later.❞ 
  64. ❝i’ll be fine, i promise.❞ 
  65. ❝i just want to hold you.❞ 
  66. ❝you know we belong together. i knew it the first time i saw you, and you know it, too. i know you do.❞ 
  67. ❝could i sit here? all the other tables are full.❞ 
  68. ❝i came here to explain and i’m not leaving until you listening.❞ 
  69. ❝stay alive for me, please.❞ 
  70. ❝i promise.❞ 
  71. ❝you’re the best part of me.❞ 
  72. ❝are you really taking their side against mine?❞ 
  73. ❝i had to see you again.❞ 
  74. ❝help me understand.❞ 
  75. ❝look, i don’t have much time, but i wanted to tell you that i love you.❞ 
  76. ❝no one needs to know.❞
  77. ❝you people are insufferable.❞ 
  78. ❝yes, s/he is.. s/he’s perfect.❞ 
  79. ❝i don’t believe i’ve introduced myself properly. how rude of me!❞ 
  80. ❝may i ask for a name to put to a lovely face?❞ 
  81. ❝just hold me.❞ 
  82. ❝i’m with you, okay? always.❞ 
  83. ❝s/he started it!❞ 
  84. ❝i didn’t realize i needed your permission.❞ 
  85. ❝everyone i’ve loved has either died or left me and i’ll be damned if you name is added to that list.❞ 
  86. ❝how could you let this happen?!❞ 
  87. ❝i’ll be fine love.❞ 
  88. ❝stop worrying so much! i’m grown i can take care of myself!❞ 
  89. ❝if i didn’t know any better, i’d say you’re trying to seduce me.❞ 
  90. ❝i wish i never even met her/him!❞ 
  91. ❝you thought you had a choice?❞ 
  92. ❝i don’t have a choice, [name].❞ 
  93. ❝you’ll do amazing, just like always.❞ 
  94. ❝you’re ridiculously comfortable..❞ 
  95. ❝a little cuddling won’t kill you, i promise.❞ 
  96. ❝i always sleep better when you’re here with me.❞ 
  97. ❝it isn’t up for debate.❞ 
  98. ❝you’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this.❞ 
  99. ❝i can’t do this anymore.. not with you..❞ 
  100. ❝i’ve had a rough day and honestly all i want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with.❞ 

Is anybody ok with my muse mentioning your muse in a thread they have with somebody else?

fenbanal:

YESSSSSSSSSSSS. 

This is a pretty big issue for me actually. 

And not just because it’s really amazing to see what other muses say, think and feel about your muse when they’re not around but because I WANT SOME CONTINUITY. I’m trying to create a  continuity for my character where everything that isn’t an AU has feelings and actions making sense depending on a timeline and people they know and love. Actions have consequences. Relationships and events change people. Roleplay without that is… well, repetitive… and not very fulfilling to me.