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“Ha!” Megamind crowed, shaking off the light blow Metro Man had given him. He was fully aware that the hero wasn’t even using a fraction of his strength, “You call that a punch, he-ro! Evil is impervious to your poor choreography.”

Megamind pouted in his nemesis’s arms, it was horribly undignified. Once they were up in the air he sighed, “Like I’m going to tell you! They’re my evil plans,” he huffed, “Try not to smash everything I spend weeks building, you could always try something new and let it last for at least two maybe three rounds,” he said codedly to let the hero know it would be nearly a month before their next battle, it wasn’t fun if he straight up told Wayne. 

“And you’d best be prepared for a salty surprise!” Megamind laughed wildly as the wind hollowed around him.  

Wayne sighed with a laugh behind it, a smile on his face and nods.

“Got it.” He says in understanding, before laughing out loud at the last thing Megamind said.

“There are so many things I could say to that.” He snickers, but decides against it and adjusts Megamind in his hold.

“ But I look forward to it. Think we could do it at a less populated area?”

Megamind twisted in Metro Man’s grip and glared at the larger man’s belt, “That’d defeat the point!” unfortunately the building he needed to knock down was near the populated area, but what he had in mind would keep things to a minimum, “Evil doesn’t respect your requests.”

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The fencing lesson had been going well, Syx was having more fun then he had in ages and this was far better then sparing with a brain bot. Emma however had a bad habit of using far too much strength for the thin blade, so when her lunge missed she punched Syx square in the jaw. His head snapped back as he staggered. 

As she neared him Syx brought his fencing foil up and tagged her in the shoulder, “Ha!” he shook his head brushing off the blow, “You don’t hit half as hard as Two-Tooth,” he told her, sidestepping and trying to avoid that look in her eye, “Hit me with a rusty chain and I might care.”

The villain had mastered the prison yard early in his career before they stuck him in solitary. Being tiny and slight of frame he’d taken it upon himself to pick fights with the largest men in the yard and learn to kick their asses soundly. 

Emma balked, her demeanour changing to one of mischievous intent. “Oh you little shit,” She grinned, dancing away and bending to grab the foil up where she had dropped it. “You act as if I know who Two-Tooth is,” She stuck her tongue out, not bothering with the face cover this time as she moved for him again, concentrating on what he had taught her so far

Syx took a ready stance, he’d already been sans helmet since they wouldn’t fit over his head. He laughed heartily, “One of the men I knew from prison, a friend of my Uncle Tony, he had a mean right hook. Especially if you nicked his cigarettes.” 

Grinning he waited for her to be in place before lunging forward with a quick jab. Each bout only lasted a few thrusts and jabs before someone got tagged by the flexible blade.

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“Ha!” Megamind crowed, shaking off the light blow Metro Man had given him. He was fully aware that the hero wasn’t even using a fraction of his strength, “You call that a punch, he-ro! Evil is impervious to your poor choreography.”

“I do not have thirty one playlist dedicated to you!” Megamind shouted belligerently, it was actually more like 112, but he wasn’t going to say that. Ever feisty Megamind wriggled in the hero’s grasp as he started blushing. 31 was definitely not one of the fight playlists, “Evil never goes willingly into the clutches of justice!”

“Alright, alright.” He laughs after sighing and picked the feisty blue villain up, tucking him under his arm and pinning him there, posing lazily for the cameras as the photos for the next headline were being snapped.
“Unwillingly, then.”

After a few more photos, Metro Man salutes the population around them and lifts off into the air.

“ I think i’ll watch that film clip again, the one for that Miike Snow song. It’s pretty great.” He says conversationally as he takes his time flying Megamind to the prison.

“So what are we on for, same time next week or do you need more time?” Metro Man asks his captive.

Megamind pouted in his nemesis’s arms, it was horribly undignified. Once they were up in the air he sighed, “Like I’m going to tell you! They’re my evil plans,” he huffed, “Try not to smash everything I spend weeks building, you could always try something new and let it last for at least two maybe three rounds,” he said codedly to let the hero know it would be nearly a month before their next battle, it wasn’t fun if he straight up told Wayne. 

“And you’d best be prepared for a salty surprise!” Megamind laughed wildly as the wind hollowed around him.  

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“Ha!” Megamind crowed, shaking off the light blow Metro Man had given him. He was fully aware that the hero wasn’t even using a fraction of his strength, “You call that a punch, he-ro! Evil is impervious to your poor choreography.”

“No no no no!” Megamind fussed, “That’s not for you!” not that he was willing to admit and it certainly wasn’t suppose to be on his battle playlist.

He hit the next song and I’m In Love With A Monster started, “Minion what play list did you put in?!” Megamind shrieked. 

“The one labeled ‘Metro Man #31′?” Minion called back hesitantly from the sidelines. Sir had too many playlists it was hard to keep track.

Metro Man couldn’t believe this, and brought a hand up to cover his huge grin and giggles that threatened to burst out.

“ Haven’t heard this one before.” He admits, listening to it for a moment but feeling it wasn’t really his type of song. That and he still had a villain to capture.

“ You have a lot of playlists, little buddy. Maybe you should think about rearranging them and naming them a little better. Though, I’m flattered you’ve got thirty-one of them dedicated to me.” He says honestly, strolling over and placing his hand on Megamind’s shoulder, though keeping a firm grip so he couldn’t slip away.

“ C’mon now. I won’t even drag you in by your collar today, how’s that sound?” He teases with a small chuckle.

“I do not have thirty one playlist dedicated to you!” Megamind shouted belligerently, it was actually more like 112, but he wasn’t going to say that. Ever feisty Megamind wriggled in the hero’s grasp as he started blushing. 31 was definitely not one of the fight playlists, “Evil never goes willingly into the clutches of justice!”

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The fencing lesson had been going well, Syx was having more fun then he had in ages and this was far better then sparing with a brain bot. Emma however had a bad habit of using far too much strength for the thin blade, so when her lunge missed she punched Syx square in the jaw. His head snapped back as he staggered. 

Emma hadn’t been expecting that, immediately gasping audibly. She dropped the small sword, ripping her face protector off as she quickly went to Syx, “Are you okay!? Oh my god I am so sorry! Oh god Syx?” She asked anxiously, moving to try to touch him. She felt so bad, she felt her fingers tremble ever so slightly 

As she neared him Syx brought his fencing foil up and tagged her in the shoulder, “Ha!” he shook his head brushing off the blow, “You don’t hit half as hard as Two-Tooth,” he told her, sidestepping and trying to avoid that look in her eye, “Hit me with a rusty chain and I might care.”

The villain had mastered the prison yard early in his career before they stuck him in solitary. Being tiny and slight of frame he’d taken it upon himself to pick fights with the largest men in the yard and learn to kick their asses soundly. 

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“Ha!” Megamind crowed, shaking off the light blow Metro Man had given him. He was fully aware that the hero wasn’t even using a fraction of his strength, “You call that a punch, he-ro! Evil is impervious to your poor choreography.”

That was just cheating! Megamind snorted and hoped back a few steps, “You’ve greatly over estimated your charm, old friend! Your ridiculous good looks have no effect on a black heart such as mine. Besides,” he spun and revealed a small box, “I still have this! I shall never go quietly into the night.”

Hitting the button on the box which was just a remote he started up some music playing loudly. He paled as the song started up, “Wait no not that one!” blushing as he fumbled with the remote.

Metro Man rolled his eyes with a smirk and put his hands on his hips, waiting to see this.

Another explosion? A robot? Some kind of flying android sheep?

When it turned out to be music, Wayne chuckled under his breath before he realised just what song it was.
“What? No way…” Metro Man laughs, landing and stepping towards Megamind.

“ Trying to lure me into a friendship trap by playing my current favourite song? I dunno if that’ll work for you little buddy but you had a good idea there.” He teases, but really was enjoying the fact Megamind had this on his playlist and instantly began to think of the video clip to it.

Which made him stop and, unfortunately, let out a giggle. Damnit.

“No no no no!” Megamind fussed, “That’s not for you!” not that he was willing to admit and it certainly wasn’t suppose to be on his battle playlist.

He hit the next song and I’m In Love With A Monster started, “Minion what play list did you put in?!” Megamind shrieked. 

“The one labeled ‘Metro Man #31′?” Minion called back hesitantly from the sidelines. Sir had too many playlists it was hard to keep track.

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“Ha!” Megamind crowed, shaking off the light blow Metro Man had given him. He was fully aware that the hero wasn’t even using a fraction of his strength, “You call that a punch, he-ro! Evil is impervious to your poor choreography.”

Metro Man watched as Megamind scrambled around, then pointed that arm at him and said something so cheesy even he had to raise his eyebrow.

Chuckling and floating forwards, he grabs the end of the arm and yanks it out of Megamind’s grip like it was nothing while grinning his usual grin.

“ Turns out it was no match for my disarming smile. Come quietly, Megamind.”

That was just cheating! Megamind snorted and hoped back a few steps, “You’ve greatly over estimated your charm, old friend! Your ridiculous good looks have no effect on a black heart such as mine. Besides,” he spun and revealed a small box, “I still have this! I shall never go quietly into the night.”

Hitting the button on the box which was just a remote he started up some music playing loudly. He paled as the song started up, “Wait no not that one!” blushing as he fumbled with the remote.

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“Ha!” Megamind crowed, shaking off the light blow Metro Man had given him. He was fully aware that the hero wasn’t even using a fraction of his strength, “You call that a punch, he-ro! Evil is impervious to your poor choreography.”

“Yes well Justice is just getting started on the routine!” Metro Man grins and throws another one, this time just a little harder, to knock a bit of wind out of his nemesis. Roxanne was safe, now it was time to wrangle the little blue dude in.

Megamind rolled with the punch, and scrambled back to his feet, sucking in a breath, “Well Evil is already six steps ahead of you and going for the check mate!”

Ducking down he grabbed a bit up from his destroyed robot and wielded it at his nemesis, it turned out to be an arm and not even one with a gun on it. Not missing a beat he shouted, “You’ll never un-arm me!”