“Ha!” Megamind crowed, shaking off the light blow Metro Man had given him. He was fully aware that the hero wasn’t even using a fraction of his strength, “You call that a punch, he-ro! Evil is impervious to your poor choreography.”
“I do not have thirty one playlist dedicated to you!” Megamind shouted belligerently, it was actually more like 112, but he wasn’t going to say that. Ever feisty Megamind wriggled in the hero’s grasp as he started blushing. 31 was definitely not one of the fight playlists, “Evil never goes willingly into the clutches of justice!”
“Alright, alright.” He laughs after sighing and picked the feisty blue villain up, tucking him under his arm and pinning him there, posing lazily for the cameras as the photos for the next headline were being snapped.
“Unwillingly, then.”After a few more photos, Metro Man salutes the population around them and lifts off into the air.
“ I think i’ll watch that film clip again, the one for that Miike Snow song. It’s pretty great.” He says conversationally as he takes his time flying Megamind to the prison.
“So what are we on for, same time next week or do you need more time?” Metro Man asks his captive.
Megamind pouted in his nemesis’s arms, it was horribly undignified. Once they were up in the air he sighed, “Like I’m going to tell you! They’re my evil plans,” he huffed, “Try not to smash everything I spend weeks building, you could always try something new and let it last for at least two maybe three rounds,” he said codedly to let the hero know it would be nearly a month before their next battle, it wasn’t fun if he straight up told Wayne.
“And you’d best be prepared for a salty surprise!” Megamind laughed wildly as the wind hollowed around him.
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