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“Ha!” Megamind crowed, shaking off the light blow Metro Man had given him. He was fully aware that the hero wasn’t even using a fraction of his strength, “You call that a punch, he-ro! Evil is impervious to your poor choreography.”

Megamind sighed and leaned against Metro Man’s side, it was just to keep out of the wind, or that’s what he’d claim if the man pressed him, “Whatever, just take me home.”

There were some days the game weighed on him endlessly, but he couldn’t see any other way for it to be. 

“ Alright, little buddy.” He murmurs softly, reaching around and grabbing Megamind’s cape, pulling it up and around the small, blue alien, and began to fly to the prison again. He didn’t go very fast, not wanting the wind to sting Megamind’s cheeks, but also enjoying the quiet company until they reached their destination.

Before floating down, Wayne raised an eyebrow at Megamind and looked at his collar. Did they want to do the whole toss him in by it bit again?

As they neared the prison Megamind mad a show of acting up and being non-compliant, “You may have one this round, he-roooo, but your luck wont hold forever!”

Bracing himself to chucked inside.

Wayne smirked and quickly gathered up enough material of Megamind’s cape and collar to hold him by it easily and once at the prison gates, tossed him to the guards inside.

“ Try and keep him in tight this time, guys. Who knows what he’s got next.” Metro Man winks at them, and also briefly at Megamind before giving a salute and flying away.

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“Ha!” Megamind crowed, shaking off the light blow Metro Man had given him. He was fully aware that the hero wasn’t even using a fraction of his strength, “You call that a punch, he-ro! Evil is impervious to your poor choreography.”

Megamind sighed and leaned against Metro Man’s side, it was just to keep out of the wind, or that’s what he’d claim if the man pressed him, “Whatever, just take me home.”

There were some days the game weighed on him endlessly, but he couldn’t see any other way for it to be. 

“ Alright, little buddy.” He murmurs softly, reaching around and grabbing Megamind’s cape, pulling it up and around the small, blue alien, and began to fly to the prison again. He didn’t go very fast, not wanting the wind to sting Megamind’s cheeks, but also enjoying the quiet company until they reached their destination.

Before floating down, Wayne raised an eyebrow at Megamind and looked at his collar. Did they want to do the whole toss him in by it bit again?

As they neared the prison Megamind mad a show of acting up and being non-compliant, “You may have one this round, he-roooo, but your luck wont hold forever!”

Bracing himself to chucked inside.

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“Ha!” Megamind crowed, shaking off the light blow Metro Man had given him. He was fully aware that the hero wasn’t even using a fraction of his strength, “You call that a punch, he-ro! Evil is impervious to your poor choreography.”

Megamind bristled, “Those were accidents!” and they still weighed heavily on his mind, “Besides that’s what we started the time out rule for, Metrooo Mahn,” he rolled his eyes, feeling that if his nemesis felt the need to remind him of the obvious that he;s insult his inelegance right back. 

Fair enough, that was called for.

Shaking his head and stopping the flight for a moment, he adjusted Megamind in his arm so that the man could be comfortably sitting in crook of it, and not have his stomach and arms squished against Wayne’s solid arm and form.

“ Okay, okay. I know they were… I’m sorry, they just, still weigh me down, too.” He wanted to ask if they were good, but they never really were. Even with the conversations they have, the agreements they might have on some things, they were still on opposite sides of the law.

It really saddened him, sometimes.

Megamind sighed and leaned against Metro Man’s side, it was just to keep out of the wind, or that’s what he’d claim if the man pressed him, “Whatever, just take me home.”

There were some days the game weighed on him endlessly, but he couldn’t see any other way for it to be. 

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“Ha!” Megamind crowed, shaking off the light blow Metro Man had given him. He was fully aware that the hero wasn’t even using a fraction of his strength, “You call that a punch, he-ro! Evil is impervious to your poor choreography.”

Megamind twisted in Metro Man’s grip and glared at the larger man’s belt, “That’d defeat the point!” unfortunately the building he needed to knock down was near the populated area, but what he had in mind would keep things to a minimum, “Evil doesn’t respect your requests.”

“Alright then how about Justice demands. No civilian casualties if you can damn well help it, Megamind.” Metro Man warns, a serious tone to his voice.

He knew the villain was good at having areas mostly clear but sometimes…

Sometimes he felt like he needed to get the point across again.

He would lay serious hurt on the man if any harm came to someone innocent.

Megamind bristled, “Those were accidents!” and they still weighed heavily on his mind, “Besides that’s what we started the time out rule for, Metrooo Mahn,” he rolled his eyes, feeling that if his nemesis felt the need to remind him of the obvious that he;s insult his inelegance right back. 

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“Ha!” Megamind crowed, shaking off the light blow Metro Man had given him. He was fully aware that the hero wasn’t even using a fraction of his strength, “You call that a punch, he-ro! Evil is impervious to your poor choreography.”

Megamind pouted in his nemesis’s arms, it was horribly undignified. Once they were up in the air he sighed, “Like I’m going to tell you! They’re my evil plans,” he huffed, “Try not to smash everything I spend weeks building, you could always try something new and let it last for at least two maybe three rounds,” he said codedly to let the hero know it would be nearly a month before their next battle, it wasn’t fun if he straight up told Wayne. 

“And you’d best be prepared for a salty surprise!” Megamind laughed wildly as the wind hollowed around him.  

Wayne sighed with a laugh behind it, a smile on his face and nods.

“Got it.” He says in understanding, before laughing out loud at the last thing Megamind said.

“There are so many things I could say to that.” He snickers, but decides against it and adjusts Megamind in his hold.

“ But I look forward to it. Think we could do it at a less populated area?”

Megamind twisted in Metro Man’s grip and glared at the larger man’s belt, “That’d defeat the point!” unfortunately the building he needed to knock down was near the populated area, but what he had in mind would keep things to a minimum, “Evil doesn’t respect your requests.”

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“Ha!” Megamind crowed, shaking off the light blow Metro Man had given him. He was fully aware that the hero wasn’t even using a fraction of his strength, “You call that a punch, he-ro! Evil is impervious to your poor choreography.”

“I do not have thirty one playlist dedicated to you!” Megamind shouted belligerently, it was actually more like 112, but he wasn’t going to say that. Ever feisty Megamind wriggled in the hero’s grasp as he started blushing. 31 was definitely not one of the fight playlists, “Evil never goes willingly into the clutches of justice!”

“Alright, alright.” He laughs after sighing and picked the feisty blue villain up, tucking him under his arm and pinning him there, posing lazily for the cameras as the photos for the next headline were being snapped.
“Unwillingly, then.”

After a few more photos, Metro Man salutes the population around them and lifts off into the air.

“ I think i’ll watch that film clip again, the one for that Miike Snow song. It’s pretty great.” He says conversationally as he takes his time flying Megamind to the prison.

“So what are we on for, same time next week or do you need more time?” Metro Man asks his captive.

Megamind pouted in his nemesis’s arms, it was horribly undignified. Once they were up in the air he sighed, “Like I’m going to tell you! They’re my evil plans,” he huffed, “Try not to smash everything I spend weeks building, you could always try something new and let it last for at least two maybe three rounds,” he said codedly to let the hero know it would be nearly a month before their next battle, it wasn’t fun if he straight up told Wayne. 

“And you’d best be prepared for a salty surprise!” Megamind laughed wildly as the wind hollowed around him.  

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“Ha!” Megamind crowed, shaking off the light blow Metro Man had given him. He was fully aware that the hero wasn’t even using a fraction of his strength, “You call that a punch, he-ro! Evil is impervious to your poor choreography.”

“No no no no!” Megamind fussed, “That’s not for you!” not that he was willing to admit and it certainly wasn’t suppose to be on his battle playlist.

He hit the next song and I’m In Love With A Monster started, “Minion what play list did you put in?!” Megamind shrieked. 

“The one labeled ‘Metro Man #31′?” Minion called back hesitantly from the sidelines. Sir had too many playlists it was hard to keep track.

Metro Man couldn’t believe this, and brought a hand up to cover his huge grin and giggles that threatened to burst out.

“ Haven’t heard this one before.” He admits, listening to it for a moment but feeling it wasn’t really his type of song. That and he still had a villain to capture.

“ You have a lot of playlists, little buddy. Maybe you should think about rearranging them and naming them a little better. Though, I’m flattered you’ve got thirty-one of them dedicated to me.” He says honestly, strolling over and placing his hand on Megamind’s shoulder, though keeping a firm grip so he couldn’t slip away.

“ C’mon now. I won’t even drag you in by your collar today, how’s that sound?” He teases with a small chuckle.

“I do not have thirty one playlist dedicated to you!” Megamind shouted belligerently, it was actually more like 112, but he wasn’t going to say that. Ever feisty Megamind wriggled in the hero’s grasp as he started blushing. 31 was definitely not one of the fight playlists, “Evil never goes willingly into the clutches of justice!”

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“Ha!” Megamind crowed, shaking off the light blow Metro Man had given him. He was fully aware that the hero wasn’t even using a fraction of his strength, “You call that a punch, he-ro! Evil is impervious to your poor choreography.”

That was just cheating! Megamind snorted and hoped back a few steps, “You’ve greatly over estimated your charm, old friend! Your ridiculous good looks have no effect on a black heart such as mine. Besides,” he spun and revealed a small box, “I still have this! I shall never go quietly into the night.”

Hitting the button on the box which was just a remote he started up some music playing loudly. He paled as the song started up, “Wait no not that one!” blushing as he fumbled with the remote.

Metro Man rolled his eyes with a smirk and put his hands on his hips, waiting to see this.

Another explosion? A robot? Some kind of flying android sheep?

When it turned out to be music, Wayne chuckled under his breath before he realised just what song it was.
“What? No way…” Metro Man laughs, landing and stepping towards Megamind.

“ Trying to lure me into a friendship trap by playing my current favourite song? I dunno if that’ll work for you little buddy but you had a good idea there.” He teases, but really was enjoying the fact Megamind had this on his playlist and instantly began to think of the video clip to it.

Which made him stop and, unfortunately, let out a giggle. Damnit.

“No no no no!” Megamind fussed, “That’s not for you!” not that he was willing to admit and it certainly wasn’t suppose to be on his battle playlist.

He hit the next song and I’m In Love With A Monster started, “Minion what play list did you put in?!” Megamind shrieked. 

“The one labeled ‘Metro Man #31′?” Minion called back hesitantly from the sidelines. Sir had too many playlists it was hard to keep track.

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“Ha!” Megamind crowed, shaking off the light blow Metro Man had given him. He was fully aware that the hero wasn’t even using a fraction of his strength, “You call that a punch, he-ro! Evil is impervious to your poor choreography.”

Metro Man watched as Megamind scrambled around, then pointed that arm at him and said something so cheesy even he had to raise his eyebrow.

Chuckling and floating forwards, he grabs the end of the arm and yanks it out of Megamind’s grip like it was nothing while grinning his usual grin.

“ Turns out it was no match for my disarming smile. Come quietly, Megamind.”

That was just cheating! Megamind snorted and hoped back a few steps, “You’ve greatly over estimated your charm, old friend! Your ridiculous good looks have no effect on a black heart such as mine. Besides,” he spun and revealed a small box, “I still have this! I shall never go quietly into the night.”

Hitting the button on the box which was just a remote he started up some music playing loudly. He paled as the song started up, “Wait no not that one!” blushing as he fumbled with the remote.