inspectormuffinthetimemuffin:

accidentalavenger:

ominouslymathematical:

accidentalavenger:

ominouslymathematical:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ominouslymathematical:

FUCK ME I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA FOR A SITCOM EVER HOLY SHIT

TELL ME MORE 😀

TWO ALIENS LIVING TOGETHER, TRYING TO INTEGRATE INTO HUMAN SOCIETY, BUT EACH THINKS THE OTHER IS HUMAN, SO THEY BOTH HAVE TO TRY AND ACT AS HUMAN AS POSSIBLE, BUT NEITHER GETS IT EXACTLY RIGHT, BUT NEITHER OF THEM CAN TELL WHAT’S WRONG

I adore this.

Can I suggest their steadily worried human neighbour who has to deal with issues and comes up with wilder and wilder theories every week but is never correct (ghosts, demon possession, poisoning, lizard people, government conspiracy but aliens? Don’t be ridiculous).

Also all the info which they have access to is several years out of date so at least one of the aliens doesn’t understand why it’s not the 80s anymore.

WELL DANG THAT’S BRILLIANT

ANOTHER IMPORTANT PART OF THIS SHOW WILL BE THE STRAIGHTBAITING

YES. ALSO ALIENS WHO ARE BAFFLED BY GENDER. ONE OF THEM IS SLIGHTLY HORRIFIED AND TRIES DESPERATELY TO PLAY ALONG. THE OTHER JUST FINDS IT HILARIOUS.

A tired government worker has been onto the aliens from the start, but doesn’t want to report the aliens in because it would mean more work, plus they find the aliens kinda endearing, so they keep pretending to be convinced by the aliens’ excuses for being weird and finds excuses not to be looking when the aliens slip up.

petitemelodi:

mimikkkyu:

tashabilities:

shmurdapunk:

imagine dating an immortal and finding a photo album of their exes who all sort of look like you dating back a century

Wow

What if the exes were all previous incarnations of you and the immortal’s been dating all of them in the hopes of getting you to remember your first life when you originally met them.

(( Oooooh I have always loved this idea but TWIST, it’s all the same person, but they look nothing alike. I love reincarnation love plots, but I hate the ‘your always fated to be the same person’ bullshit. What is one life they are a she, the next time they are a man? Or a different race or species? One time they are sassy as fuck, the next soft and broken? Why would they always be the same person again and again? They wouldn’t. 

Different lives, different surroundings. Yet the same soul. How does the immortal deal with that? If they are straight, how do they handle it if their lover is the opposite gender now? Do they still try and date them or do they just try and be friends instead? Can they handle it at all, or does it bother them too much? Soooo many good possibilities. ))