“Hmmm no not really. It seems I’ll have to keep guessing, though, if you are going to continue to insist on being obtuse.”Â
“Ya ain’t givin’ me a reason no’ ta be, have ya?”
“And you’ve given me zero reason to take you seriously besides name dropping your husband. So it seems we’re at an impasse. We could always settle this with a little friendly sparring? Hand to hand and wit vs wit.”
(( If any of these are helpful to you, feel free. Cuz I have art programs that make it easy and I like our icon bickering rps too much XD some of these might be repeats of what you have? if you find more stuff that needs cropping let me know… I’ve been icon crazy lately making so many for my ocs and Syx and Minion. ))
“And what do we have here?” Zagam’s eyes widened in surprise, first wary, to see a strange artefact floating around him, but relaxed immediatly when noticed it was just trying to call his attention, thing that did succesfully. His gaze soon moved towards the blue man that for one second he thoug might be Mr. Drake. It wasn’t him, of course. The colony was not the same neither the energy. Another blue man?
Zagam flashed him a charming smile leaning forward on his chair, there is the resting area of the exhibition. “Pretty artefact you have here. Is it yours?” He asks with playfully interest.
“Back at Evil Lair baking or being a worry wart more than likely. He gets out less then I do,” Syx frowned lightly, concerned flashing across his face at the thought, “And no… it’s fine. It’s just… I’m not really used to this yet… before I came to the multiverse this,” he waved a hand to indicate being out in public like they were, “I didn’t really do this ever and the hologram generator I only recently got small enough and realistic enough to be a viable disguise option.”
“Used to talk to people without being concerned to be arrested or something?” he asks smiling. Poor man. so stressed.” I would love to meet Minion some day. especially if he can bake.” Zagam winks at Syx before look forward to the machines.
“You’ll get used with the time. I’m sure you won’t need a disguise either. I’m not always wearing a human shape. I’m more comfortable with my real self but people don’t find demons, trust. I can’t blame them. You for the other hand, look like Mr. Drake. a man that did much for this City. You will be fine”
“Normally there would be lots of screaming or shouting,” or at the very least nervous looks. Now he only seemed to get them when he was in full villainous wardrobe. It was still taking some getting used to. Syx stuffed his hands in his pockets, a soft smile playing across his face as Harrison was mentioned, recalling his pleasurable meeting with the other blue man. The other part, though, “You have other shapes?”
At the suggestion of coming over for Minion’s baking, Syx blinked. Would he want that? Yes… that might be very nice indeed, “If you do… I am under standing orders from Minion to inquire as to any dietary needs you have.”
[TXT MSG: Unhand me you fiend!! *kicks and waves arms, pretending to struggle dramatically* ]
[TXT: *shaking as I cum and my writhing tentacle coats you in my cum, lifting myself off your cock and turning around to straddle your face. Coating your cheeks in cum with my tentacle* clean up this mess you made~ ]
[TXT MSG: *moaning I eagerly lick and suck and clean you, relishing your taste as I’m pinned beneath you with my nose brushing your taint*
[TXT: *moaning in pleasure along with you and leaning forward to lick you clean, taking your cock into my mouth and running my tongue around your foreskin* ]
    Joey was mildly surprised by the question. It was one he got frequently at the shop but one he always found surprising to get such questions outside of work. He smiled gently and tipped his head the other direction as he goes to answer.Â
    ❝ Well –– if you do it properly –– no, it doesn’t hurt. ❞ He explains, giving a small chuckle. ❝ It’s a really gradual process and honestly it’s mild discomfort for a while. We have to slowly stretch the skin so that it doesn’t warp or crack. It swells and burns a bit but otherwise if you take good care of it it feels like a very mild sunburn on your ear lobe. ❞
“Huh,” Syx pursed his lips and nodded, “That’s good then.”
He had no idea what to do or talk about but he was determined. He wanted to bond with the people in Emma’s life, the ones she talked so fondly of. This is what normal people did, right? Even his Uncles thought he needed to socialize more.
“Do you like robots?” he blurted out at near random, “Do… you want to see my robot?”
Not able to keep the smug grin off his face at that, Megamind swept his cape around him. It was all part of the game, the dance… like a comfortable glove, their repeated banter and inside jokes. He did enjoy the validation of her occasionally truly playing along, however.
“Oh you will scream in absolute terror when you see what I have planned for you tonight,” the only problem was that all the timing was off now… hitting her with the knock-out spray would leave her out for far too long. Biting his lip he shifted nervously, “I don’t suppose you’d be complacent in just getting in the car willingly and not peeking tonight?”
Despite herself, Roxanne laughed softly before nodding this time she truly did allow the very corner of her lips to rise faintly upwards into a grin and she tilted her head slightly to the right hand side and she slightly shrugged her shoulders while at the same time swishing her own cape behind her in a similar way that he had done.Â
“Oh I am absolutely sure I will. I can promise you that” She said her grin widening just an inch. Upon his request, Roxanne rose an eyebrow upwards slightly this was totally a different way of doing things, she would’ve thought he just would have used the knock out spray but then again he did say before that she was a bit late but it wasn’t like she could do anything about late for she was having the best night of her life.Â
“hmm, well I have had a few drinks so I’d like it if I could avoid having the gases of the spray sprayed in my face at such a late hour as this. So yes I will go willingly and not peek. I’ll just keep wearing the hood of my cape over my head until I’m in the kidnapping chair”Â
Pursing his lips, Megamind was a bit suspicious at how quickly she agreed, but ah there it was! Shaking a finger, he answered, “Ah, no, no, I’m afraid I will have to insist upon the bag, Miss Ritchi,” he expected the standard protest, but he quickly held up the bag. It was a new one, just for today, orange with a jack-o-lantern grin to add to the theming, “I can’t have you using your willy reporter skills to learn my secrets.”
Looking over her outfit again, he realised how long she said she’d been out. Presentation really was everything. The both were used to putting on a public face and he’d always made sure she could look her best before being on camera. So he offered, “Did you want to freshen up or change first?”
Hearing the door to the apartment open, Megamind drew his cape around himself. Standing tall as Roxanne came to the balcony he said haughtily, “You can scream all you like Miss Ritchi, but your convenience is hardly of my concern!”
“Your dallying has already put my schedule drastically behind,” he faulted, though, really getting a look at her. Green eyes narrowing, “What are you…”Â
He’d hardly recognized her in the blond wig. The worst part was he could swear he should know the costume but he couldn’t place Damn it looked familiar, though! Shaking it off, he raised his chin, “Evil doesn’t take a night off.”
Roxanne bit her lip to try and keep herself from allowing the grin of slight embarrassment to force it’s way over her features when she took notice of him looking her over while she did the same thing to him, her blue eyes narrowing just slightly.Â
“Megamind you know me by now that I hardly ever scream for you but what about this because it’s Halloween night I promise I will scream for you but just this once at the lair” she said in a serious tone of voice, sweeping a lock of the wig hair behind her ear before clasping both of her hands behind her back.Â
Not able to keep the smug grin off his face at that, Megamind swept his cape around him. It was all part of the game, the dance… like a comfortable glove, their repeated banter and inside jokes. He did enjoy the validation of her occasionally truly playing along, however.
“Oh you will scream in absolute terror when you see what I have planned for you tonight,” the only problem was that all the timing was off now… hitting her with the knock-out spray would leave her out for far too long. Biting his lip he shifted nervously, “I don’t suppose you’d be complacent in just getting in the car willingly and not peeking tonight?”
“Yes, yes, multiverse. If it wasn’t painfully obvious I am new to this. Are you secretly a team of super heros dispensing justice to the underworld? Bloodthirsty serial killer cannibals?”
“Painfully is a bi’ of an understatemen’. An’ ya ain’t even tryin’ with those, are ya?”
“Hmmm no not really. It seems I’ll have to keep guessing, though, if you are going to continue to insist on being obtuse.”Â
Megamind had the absolutely perfect idea for Halloween. It had taken ages to get the giant jack-o-lantern bot up and running, but finally, he had. Just in the knick of time. Even the brain bots had been outfitted with an orange glow to add to the holiday theme for his unveiling of the Pum-King! All that was left was getting Miss Ritchi in place and calling Metro Man in.Â
Only Miss Ritchi wasn’t home. He’d even gone himself in order to show off his costume to the night. A grand thing with a huge mantle and a tattered edge on his cape. The design a cross between his normal attire and a Dracula costume, complete with the waistcoat cut. The look was striking he thought, especially with the more extreme eyeliner. He’d wanted to scare her when she opened the door to give candy, posing as a tricker-treater.Â
But she had the audacity to be gone when he had plans for them and he didn’t even know where. In frustration, he stood on her balcony, looking down at the costumed figures going by. He was about to call Minion for help when he noticed someone approaching the building that gave him pause. He squinted down at her with a frown, was that…?
Roxanne let out a soft breath and she just couldn’t help herself but to smile as many costumed children and adults alike walked or ran excitedly passed her for the getting free candy and having fun. Blue eyes shined with the moonlight, her purple, dark pink and golden almost tattered skirt of the bottom part of her costume and the cape blew around her legs in the gentle breeze of the wind as she began to make her way inside into the entrance of the apartment building.
Once she got inside and out of the cold weather not that she minded it of course, Roxanne immediately headed over towards the elevator moments later she was back in her very own apartment home when she took the notice of her balcony door being wide open she raised an eyebrow she didn’t remember leaving that open before she went out. “Hello? Is.. anybody out there?” she called out.Â
With her brows narrowed in confusion she slowly trudged towards her balcony leaving the long blonde wig still on the top of her head where it had been for nearly four hours this night, she peered outside and she saw the very familiar super villain Megamind standing on her balcony. Great just want I needed, she thought sarcastically.Â
“I’d rather not be kidnapped due to being tired Megamind. My feet are killing me and I’ve been partying mostly all night..” She knew her attempts would be useless but at least it was good enough to try for she already knew that he would never reject a kidnapping anyway especially on Halloween. There was no choice for her.Â
Hearing the door to the apartment open, Megamind drew his cape around himself. Standing tall as Roxanne came to the balcony he said haughtily, “You can scream all you like Miss Ritchi, but your convenience is hardly of my concern!”
“Your dallying has already put my schedule drastically behind,” he faulted, though, really getting a look at her. Green eyes narrowing, “What are you…”Â
He’d hardly recognized her in the blond wig. The worst part was he could swear he should know the costume but he couldn’t place Damn it looked familiar, though! Shaking it off, he raised his chin, “Evil doesn’t take a night off.”
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