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rocking-rockatoo:

syx-blue:

queenrockatoo:

“How many of you does one city need?” Rockatoo grouses, slipping into Spanish rather than English for the complaint.

@syx-blue

“And you’ve given me zero reason to take you seriously besides name dropping your husband. So it seems we’re at an impasse. We could always settle this with a little friendly sparring? Hand to hand and wit vs wit.”

Sparring?

“Ya ain’t really tha’ unobservan’, are ya?”

“What in the world…” finally he recognized what the swell of her stomach must mean, “Oh? oh. OH!”

“Uh… congratulations?”

[TXT: *kidnaps you and throws you over my shoulder* (well Minion’s shoulder) ]

dark-blue-mondays:

syx-blue:

dark-blue-mondays:

[TXT MSG: Unhand me you fiend!! *kicks and waves arms, pretending to struggle dramatically* ]

[TXT: *moaning in pleasure along with you and leaning forward to lick you clean, taking your cock into my mouth and running my tongue around your foreskin* ]

[TXT MSG: *my cock has been dripping since you tied the first knot, and I arch into your tongue as I try my best to keep up with the delicious tentacle stuffed in my own*

[TXT: So eager for me, pet~ *wrapping my lips around your cock slowly taking you all* ]

Be Evil

rxttentothecore:

syx-blue:

Megamind’s brows furrowed, seeing the statue back in place. Now that he was caught anyway, he ventured closer. No way he was buying her innocent act, though he had no idea what she wasn’t innocent of.

“What in the world were doing with that statue?” he blinked up at it, “Is- wait- is that…” the double horned hat was rather unmistakable, “Is that Maleficent?”

A wickedly charmed smile spreads across her lips at the question which was more than a statement to her, at this Mal’s eyes roll and her head gently moves up and down in a nodding motion. 

“Of course it is Maleficent, who else could it be?” she finally speaks with the same smile resurfacing and with just a small hint of sassiness in the tone of her voice. “I should know for I am her daughter” She gave him an almost-devilish smug look as her arms slowly crossed against her chest. 

“You’re… the daughter of a cartoon dragon witch?” Megamind asked in disbelief. His eyes slipped back and forth between the girl and the statue, “No no no, I’ll accept magic being real. I’ve dealt with witches before. But that-” he pointed at the statue angrily “-is a Disney cartoon.”

Narrowing his eyes at the lying girl, Megamind’s lips twisted into a smirk. The museum was closed and she was trying to distract him obviously, Lowly he accused, “You’re a thief.”

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syx-blue:

Megamind had just pulled out some juice from Roxanne’s fridge, sniffing it, when he heard her singing. Shooting straight up he stared wide-eyed at the bathroom, “Temptress!”

“That’s that Hocus Pocus movie, isn’t it?” he accused, his lips curving into a wicked grin as he teased her, “The witches that wanted to capture children, does that mean you’re ready to be my evil queen, Miss Ritchi?”

Roxanne held back the chuckle that she could already feel building up within the very back of her throat and she walked closer towards him at a slow but sort of sexy type of pace more different than her usual way of walking that’s one thing for certain but of course she was only playing along or was she? she didn’t quite know the answer herself to her own silent question.

Her eyes met his and she leaned forward as though she was going to kiss him but just before her lips even touched his she quickly pulled herself back but the only thing was that she didn’t step away from where she now stood in front of him with her eyebrows and eyes slightly narrowed as a look of shock and very very slight disgust came over her features. 

“I don’t think so, Megamind. That in itself would be a truly big step in my life and just because I’m dressed as one of the evil Sanderson Sisters doesn’t mean that I am evil in fact I never even thought of becoming evil”  Roxanne snapped placing her hands upon her hips it clear to see that this was just the beginning of one of her sassy moods. 

He’d asked it in jest but the look on her face still twisted Megamind’s heart. Taking a step back he schooled his features and tried to hide the pang of disappointment. Chin lifted, he laughed, “Oh ho ho, you say that now, but one day you’ll realize Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes is lacking luster.”

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It was easier to joke about what you couldn’t have, the Hero and the Damsel. They were both good and right and fit. He wasn’t bitter at all.

With a dramatic sweep of his cape, Megamind turned toward the door and gave her an approving look, “I’m to take it you find yourself presentable, Miss Ritchi?”

otpprompts:

Imagine that your OTP of mortal enemies are fighting furiously and Person A is trying to scream “fuck you” and “fight me” at the same time and ends up screaming “fuck me” really loud at Person B in front of all of their friends and everyone else and it gets really quiet until Person B goes “why not” and kisses A.

Good Morning Sunshine

justiceisanoncorrosivemetal:

dark-blue-mondays:

Harrison smiled at Syx.  This was the man he wanted his husband to meet, thoughtful and caring, not the one who was angry and defensive.  They were clearly both sides of the same coin, but Harrison liked this Syx much better.  He could be rough around the edges, but he was honest and straightforward, hell, even when it made him vulnerable.  

“Perhaps you can start by calling him Wayne,” he suggested with a grin at the other blue man, then looks to his husband for a response.  

He only hopes Wayne can overcome this terrible first impression and see what he sees in Syx.  

It’s impossible to miss the hopeful shine in his eyes, looking all the world like a child asking to keep a newfound puppy.  

Our Roxanne made similar comments, but only to me in private. I… set
her straight on the matter and she mostly let it drop. And, to my
knowledge, she hasn’t ever said anything like that to Megamind.
[Fighting a blush, Wayne deliberately doesn’t address the prod at his
pride. Not only is he hesitant to admit something like that to his
Megamind, but it would seem rather rude and callous to point out that he
is also concerned with ruining the Game just like this other pair did.
Though, to be fair, his Megamind doesn’t seem to have quite as many
issues.]

[It is nice to know that what he has done for the cit has
probably even had a positive effect on his Megamind as well, even if
they both were without a reference point for it up to that point. It
helps, but Wayne knows that it still doesn’t make up for for basically
forcing John into a life of crime. It doesn’t make up for being a bully.
Still, he gives Syx a nod of acknowledgement.]

[The ‘having room
for more than one Metro Man’ can be taken a couple different ways, but
he opts to take it innocently. Sure, Harrison and Syx have been flirty
and quite interested in eachother, but that doesn’t mean that Syx is
interested in having another Metro Man in a romantic way. Especially
after this.]

[Wayne smiles at his husband for giving such a great
answer.] You could also give me a nickname if it would help separate me
in your mind from your Megamind. It’s why the female Megamind is called
Girly. [He offers weak smile and a shrug.] Beyond that, just treat me
like a person and not a hero.

[He frowns, thinking about exactly
what he just said and then decides to amend his statement.] Well, not
like a hero most of the time.

“Having to constantly go my Wayne and your Wayne is going to get confusing,” Syx pursed his lips, “A nickname? I’m sure I can come up with something.”

He did have a bad habit of nicknaming people, but generally only those he didn’t like, such as the vast majority of the prison guards. But he did have several he used now for Minion and Anna.

Nodding along to what both Harrison and Wayne said, Syx agreed, his lips quirking into a grin, “I can do that. Person unless you’re in costume?”

Aware that they were all out on the balcony, he felt rather like an ass for making such a scene. Chewing on his lower lip he looked back towards the kitchen, “Coco’s probably cold now…”

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syx-blue:

Checking his watch, Megamind sighed. This was going to put them dangerously behind schedule, but it would ruin the night just as much if Roxanne had running make-up or had a wardrobe malfunction. It would hardly be the first time he’d called a fight for those reasons. Still, it frustrated him. The Pum-King had to be tonight! Otherwise, he’d have to wait until next year to use the bot!

Following her into the apartment, Megamind wandered into the kitchen while Roxanne shut herself away into the bathroom. Idly and brashly, he poked through the fridge. Maybe he should get a drink while he waited? He could only guess how long it might take. His own costuming would take hours if he had to do it without the assistance of Minion and his brain bots.

Roxanne leaned forward just a little towards the mirror, slightly she titled her head at her reflection while at the same time she very carefully used a dark coloured eye shadow pencil to cover her eyelids as best as she possibly could without accidentally digging the pencil in her actual eye. Once that part of her makeup was over and done with, she put the pencil back into her makeup bag this time she brought out a gel eyeliner as well as the same dark red lipstick, pale foundation, mascara and a rosy pink coloured blush to match the pink of her designed corset top. 

“I put a spell on you and now you’ve gone. My whammy fell on you and it was strong, your wretched little lives have all been cursed because of all the witches working. She’s the worst I put a spell on you and now your mine!” she sang to herself despite she knew that Megamind would hear every word as soon as all her makeup was done with and she looked presentable she took a deep breath then let it out before she put her cape back on and walked over towards the door and opened it with a smile on her face. 

Megamind had just pulled out some juice from Roxanne’s fridge, sniffing it, when he heard her singing. Shooting straight up he stared wide-eyed at the bathroom, “Temptress!”

“That’s that Hocus Pocus movie, isn’t it?” he accused, his lips curving into a wicked grin as he teased her, “The witches that wanted to capture children, does that mean you’re ready to be my evil queen, Miss Ritchi?”

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syx-blue:

Pursing his lips, Megamind was a bit suspicious at how quickly she agreed, but ah there it was! Shaking a finger, he answered, “Ah, no, no, I’m afraid I will have to insist upon the bag, Miss Ritchi,” he expected the standard protest, but he quickly held up the bag. It was a new one, just for today, orange with a jack-o-lantern grin to add to the theming, “I can’t have you using your willy reporter skills to learn my secrets.”

Looking over her outfit again, he realised how long she said she’d been out. Presentation really was everything. The both were used to putting on a public face and he’d always made sure she could look her best before being on camera. So he offered, “Did you want to freshen up or change first?”

She pressed her lips together and let a sigh pass through her lips at the sight of the new bag,she hated to admit it but he was right about that.

She nodded her head once in agreement before looking down at her outfit delicately but slowly running her fingers over the very soft fabric of the skirt and the long sleeved corset type of top and she felt her cheeks flush slightly at the sudden thought running through her mind: how was she meant to get the top off on her own, she really didn’t want Megamind to see her cloth less body so getting changed into something else while he was here was really out of the question. 

“Oh yes I think it’d be the right idea to freshen up a bit first before going on the cameras after all as you always say: Presentation is everything. I won’t be a moment” She answered before she turned and walked into the apartment room heading over towards the bathroom. 

Once she got there, she shut the door and removed the cape  and the wig so they wouldn’t get in the way while she was redoing her makeup.

Checking his watch, Megamind sighed. This was going to put them dangerously behind schedule, but it would ruin the night just as much if Roxanne had running make-up or had a wardrobe malfunction. It would hardly be the first time he’d called a fight for those reasons. Still, it frustrated him. The Pum-King had to be tonight! Otherwise, he’d have to wait until next year to use the bot!

Following her into the apartment, Megamind wandered into the kitchen while Roxanne shut herself away into the bathroom. Idly and brashly, he poked through the fridge. Maybe he should get a drink while he waited? He could only guess how long it might take. His own costuming would take hours if he had to do it without the assistance of Minion and his brain bots.