Personal Investigation

dark-blue-mondays:

kmcp8reporter:

Roxanne had gotten used to having both compliments and insults hurled at her over her looks during her time as a reporter. She’d gotten used to letting both just slide off of her for the most part. The only opinions she took seriously were those of Wayne, Minion, and Megamind. She found herself accepting Harrison’s compliments at face value and thus she wasn’t sure how to react. Half between humble, embarrassed, and still in shock.

“Mate? That’s an odd way to put it,” he’d said earlier that there was a Megamind that was married to a Roxanne. Now it was more than just a thought. A what if. Her Megamind was attracted to her. The way Harrison spoke of it made it sound like, “Megamind and Roxanne are a common couple?” her voice had a distant quality, she felt disconnected as her brain fought to process and analyze every kidnapping through this new light. Face drawn, she denied her dark fantasies, “Well it’s not like I would ever date a villain. He has to know he doesn’t have a chance.” 

All that he’d believed for so long that she’d been dating Wayne. All the better that he was having a thing with Wayne now. It was… better this way. Even if she’d lost both of them from the looks of it so far. 

Harrison shrugged.  “Mate, partner, spouse.  Husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend.  The labels don’t matter as much as the feeling behind them.  That person who is your person.  The one you would do anything for, the one you would miss like hell if they went away, the one who helps you create a life that has meaning.  Call that whatever you like.”

He shifts slightly in his seat, watching her features darken as she considers and rejects whomever the Megamind is in her world.  So he wants to choose his next words very carefully.  He doesn’t want to give her the wrong impression with all his gossip about doubles.  

“I don’t know about you and your Megamind, but the pattern I’ve seen between Megaminds and Roxannes since coming here isn’t that they are necessarily a couple.  Some dated and broke up, some got married, some never thought of dating to begin with.  The common thread is a connection based on mutual affection and respect as much as rope burn.  What you weave with those threads of connection is your business.  Its what makes each of use unique no matter how many dimensional doubles we have running around.”  He reached out and patted her lightly on the leg in a way that she would hopefully find reassuring.  

“Oh,” Roxanne hadn’t really ever questioned the labels before. She’d grown up with girlfriend and boyfriend, husband and wife. It was a struggle to remember to think outside of that sometimes. She did try, though, “That makes sense, I just haven’t heard that in the context of a person before, just animals.”

“Respect…” Roxanne echoed, looking down at the blue hand on her knee. She sighed, did she respect Megamind? Not his villainy… but his genius? the man that she saw glimpses of occasionally when the act slipped? That man she did respect. She admired his tenacity and his creativity. She’d never realized that he might think highly of her as well. He respected her privacy and took care to maintain their strange working relationship… but that it might be more than professional courtesy… suddenly she wasn’t sure how to feel. Especially considering that her Megamind might not even be around anymore.

Keeping her muddled thoughts to herself, she instead marveled, “You know… I’ve never actually seen Megamind’s hands before. Not this close, anyway. The only time I’ve ever seen him without his gloves was years ago when I interviewed him in prison,” she bit her lip at the memory, he was so different there. He’d hardly seemed like the man she knew. It had been the only time she’d ever actually been scared of him, seeing him bound to a chair with straps, snarling at the guards with a murderous expression she’d never seen on him before. Letting out a breath, Roxanne refocused, “Your nails are lovely.”

azlariel:

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Net fishing was illegal in Michigan unless you were one of the Native American Tribes, but even if he wasn’t the hench fish of a super villain, Minion hardly felt those rules applied to him. The law refused to register him as anything other than an animal, though the Warden had managed to get him registered as an endangered species at the very least. So as far as the alien fish was concerned, they could shove it. He was a fish hunting other fish and this just made thing so much easier with his busy schedule.

Humming Crazy Train to himself, he wadded his gorilla suit out into the water of the lake and found where he’d anchored the tie. A small floating bottle making where the net was as he dragged the circular net contraption back in.

The sight of something new in his territory had Azlariel curious enough to monitor the net that had been left. For the most part he avoided the places humans usually frequented, but the smell of this one was different. Like something else had placed it.

Monitoring the area he considered his, he finds himself drifting back in the direction of the net only to find the original placer having returned. Immediately he shies back to a safe distance in order to observe without risking harm.

With the net brought up to where he stood in the shallows, Minion crouched and looked at his catch. A mix of Salmon and Trout of varying sizes, he patted the side of the net happily, “You’ll all be delicious.”

Swinging a carrying chest from his back, Minion set about fishing them out of the net and packing the wiggling fish into the chest to take home. As he didn’t see anyone around to protest the action, he opened the done in the top of his suit and dropped one of the smallest fish into the dome with him. The fish only had a moment to panic in disorientation before Minion’s large teeth closed on it. He munched happily as he finished packing his haul up.

teenage-and-blue:

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|| @teenage-and-blue || like for a starter ||

Bluebell turned on her holowatch and checked her disguise in the mirror before heading out of Evil Lair. She’d donned a blue studded leather jacket and ripped up grey jeans, completing her look with spike covered high heels. With her degun strapped under her jacket, the young super villainess headed out for a day of pranks and five fingered discounts. Gleeful, she put her earbuds in and hopped on her bike, tearing out of the wearhouse district without a care in the world.

Bustling around the shop, Lucy had some time to herself. In which she was working on upgrading one of Minion’s suits, hoping to make it easier for him to maneuver around. There were still some issues with it locking up, the joints not quite what the teen had hoped for.

As far as she knew, she’d be alone during that time. Or at least as alone as she could hope to be, with Minion in a larger version of his globe in order to follow her around.

Hiding her bike in an alley and turning on the invisibility field, Bluebell danced out into the street looking for her mark. In her headphones, Rhianna blasted, the young villainess singing along, “Don’t act like you forgot, I call the shots -”

Spotting the workshop she’d decided to hit earlier, Bluebell skipped over to the back of it and with a small wiggle of excitement, broke out her infiltration kit. Strapping goggles to her face with a snap and grinning like a mad woman, she flipped the switch on her device and killed the power to the building and pulling out her de-gun, de-hydrated the back door to make her entrance. 

Feathers and Spikes

ever-so-humble:

kmcp8reporter:

|| @ever-so-humble || 

When Roxanne was told to go downtown and cover the Megamind fight, she’d been flabbergasted. Not that she’d been asked to, but that she hadn’t been kidnapped. At the very least as Hal drove them the the site of the battle in the news van, she was glad the villain was active again. She hated to admit that she’d been growing worried.

For the first time in years, when the camera clicked on, Roxanne was speechless. Her mouth hanging open as she watched Megamind fight off another villain. No… not another villain… Megamind was the… hero? She felt as if her whole world had just tilted on its axis. Hal’s snapping fingers brought her back to reality, “Uh, earth to Roxanne? I mean, like, cameras rolling here.”

Snapping back to the task at hand she launched into routine, mind preparing the Metro Man spiel and on the fly word swapping in Megamind, “This is Roxanne Ritchi reporting live from downtown as Metro City’s defendor, Megamind, battles-”

As she gave her running commentary, she watched the blue hero, wondering just how different this person would be from the one she knew. When the battle was over, Roxanne tucked a strand of hair back behind her ear and approuched with a hesitant smile, “That was an intense fight, huh?”

Coming down from the focus she’d needed during the fight, Megamind at first doesn’t respond to the question. When it sinks in that it had been directed to her, however, she immediately snaps to, looking over only to see Roxanne was the one who had asked.

That was enough to have her looking far less tense than she had to begin with, what would normally be a familiar smirk on her face and de-gun in one hand still at her side. “Nothing I couldn’t handle,” she answers, front of confidence fully in place considering the situation.

Roxane laughed, “Yeah, I could see that,” one hand on her hip as she cocked it. She’d worn a rather flirty dress for the day, a red and white thing that clung to her curves. Her face showed more worry than she’d wanted it to as she admitted, “I was actually scare for you acouple times there.”

It was so different from watching Metro Man fight. Never had she had cause to worry for that invulnerable man’s safety, only that of the civilians that might get caught in the cross fire or hurt by the disaster. She often worried deep down about Megamind getting hurt in his fights, but most of the time when he did it was from his own machines. This was the first time she’d seem Megamind in a fair fight, a real fight. Even if this wasn’t her Megamind, “You kicked their asses good though. I was impressed.”

1000liveslived:

syx-blue:

Leading her deeper into the lair, Syx found what he would need. His lips gliding over her skin as his hands worked the ropes. Anna’s arms were tied behind her back, the intricate ropes and knots designed to support her weight without pinching or cutting off circulation. With her arms and chest secure the blue man bit her neck as he walked her backwards and attached her to the first hook.

Commands given the a few brain bots made sure everything over head was secure and that they’d jump in if anything went wrong. That set, he ran a finger over her lip, “Evil gods you’re beautiful.”

Watching him work over her, watching his expression as she was steadily and methodically tied up before him, utterly helpless to whatever he may do to her.. and it sent a thrill through her like nothing else she had felt. She lightly pulled at the restraints at her wrists, finding herself truly immobile. 

When the first hook was attached? She found her breathing coming faster now, her pupils blown wide with desire. She looked to him, her lips parted to help with her accelerated breathing. 

“I need you..” she breathed, wanting to do something.. but helplessly tied against any motion. 

His breath caught in his throat at her words, it sent a shiver of need through him, one hand slipped between his legs to let his tentacle curls around his fingers. She was beyond gorgeous, her desire filling his senses in wonderful ways. Willing and wanting before him… and his.

“Anna~” he moaned out, his other hand rising to cup her cheek, “My gorgeous captive tiger,” he purred seductively, eyes blown dark with need. Freeing his hand from his tentacle, now coated in his juices, he smeared them across her lips, pushing his fingers into her mouth, “Taste how much I need you.”

1000liveslived:

|| @syx-blue ||

Not for the first time, Emma found herself with no memory, with nobody that she knew around her.. and significantly younger than her normal age. Not that the tiny feline girl knew that. She had been in the wrong place, at the wrong time and now? She was currently wandering the warehouse district alone and growing increasingly more afraid with each passing moment. 

The sounds, the sights.. everything around her was so incredibly different than what the girl that couldn’t be older than 5 would be used to. 

Minion had just finished his shopping for the day, heading back to Evil Lair with the invisible car filled with supplies. Miss Anna and Sir were both out together, Sir having had ‘big plans’ to surprise his lady love and Anna hardly needing convincing to go out with him for the day. Because Minion had been the one packing at least half the supplies, it had been fairly easy to put together that they were having a picnic. Considering the time of day was wearing on and several of the wines were missing from the fridge, Minion guessed the hover bike ride was going to turn into a walk through the woods to one of their favorite stargazing spots in the sand dunes. It was a ways out from the city and Sir hadn’t been there in years, but it made it made Minion happy to see his Sir perking up so much. Anna really was wonderful for him. 

Singing along to his song playing on the Hudson’s speakers, “Clap along if you know what happiness is to you,” Minion tapped his large robotic hands on the steering wheel. He nearly missed the child walking lost along the alleys. Spinning the wheel sharply and pulling up short, Minion took a closer look. Not a human child either, tail and cat ears. The only person Minion knew like that was Psycho Delic’s daughter, in fact, she looked a lot like how Minion remembered the small cat child being from their childhood. 

Getting out of the invisible car, Minion approached the small child, crouching down in his large gorilla suit, “Hello there little Miss, did you lose your momma? It’s dangerous to be out here alone.”

When we were growing up you always looked like you were having such fun
You always were and you always will be the taller and the prettier one
People seem to love you
They gravitate towards you
That’s why I started to hate you so much
And I just completely ignored you

I don’t know why I felt the need to keep it up for oh so long
It’s all my fault I’m sorry you did absolutely nothing wrong
I don’t know why I felt the need to drag it out for all these years
All the pain I’ve caused you
The constant flow of all the tears
Believe me when I say that I cannot apologise enough
When all you ever wanted from me was a token of my love
And if it’s not too late
Could you please find it deep within your heart
To try and go back go back to the start
Go back to the start

I’ve been so evil with my constant invasions
But you made it so easy for me
You always rise to the occasion
I’ll always pull you up on every stupid thing that you say
But I found it so entertaining
Messing around with your head

[TXT: *kidnaps you and throws you over my shoulder* (well Minion’s shoulder) ]

dark-blue-mondays:

syx-blue:

dark-blue-mondays:

syx-blue:

dark-blue-mondays:

syx-blue:

dark-blue-mondays:

[TXT MSG: Unhand me you fiend!! *kicks and waves arms, pretending to struggle dramatically* ]

[TXT: *not even having words for how much the touch means to mean, how much i need it* I want this forever ]

[TXT MSG: *mutter a happy sound of agreement and presses our foreheads together* Yes.  My overlord.  My Syx.  *kisses you softly on the lips, not wanting to let you go*]

[TXT: My captive, my Harrison, ~mine~ *binds you in my arms as I return the head nuzzles affectionately and contentedly* ]

[TXT MSG: *relaxes further into your tight embrace, letting your happiness wash over me*  Mmm that was quite the kidnapping ] 

[TXT: my favorite kidnapping of the entire year by far~ *sighed happily and nibbled on your ear* ]

[TXT MSG: Just of the year? *pouts as I’m nibbled, loving every second of your tender affection*]

[TXT: jealous boy~ *rolling to put my weight over you as I rub our foreheads together* if you ask sweetly, I’ll share my videos of the time I glued Wayne down and had my wicked way with him ]

[TXT: *kidnaps you and throws you over my shoulder* (well Minion’s shoulder) ]

dark-blue-mondays:

syx-blue:

dark-blue-mondays:

syx-blue:

dark-blue-mondays:

[TXT MSG: Unhand me you fiend!! *kicks and waves arms, pretending to struggle dramatically* ]

[TXT: *not even having words for how much the touch means to mean, how much i need it* I want this forever ]

[TXT MSG: *mutter a happy sound of agreement and presses our foreheads together* Yes.  My overlord.  My Syx.  *kisses you softly on the lips, not wanting to let you go*]

[TXT: My captive, my Harrison, ~mine~ *binds you in my arms as I return the head nuzzles affectionately and contentedly* ]

[TXT MSG: *relaxes further into your tight embrace, letting your happiness wash over me*  Mmm that was quite the kidnapping ] 

[TXT: my favorite kidnapping of the entire year by far~ *sighed happily and nibbled on your ear* ]