“Fuck!” slipped out before he could stop it. Laughing nervously, Syx cringed, “Ah… yes… Officer Woodridge…. how LOVELY to see you again.”
This was fine. Perfectly fine. Wasn’t doing anything wrong. Pig couldn’t touch him, “I was just leaving this perfectly lovely eating establishment.”
“O-kayy…” Geez, the way he was acting… Oh, hell. Probably thought he was a cop here. This was going to be a bad move, he knew it, but…
“You know i’m not a cop here, right? I just work at a bar.” Wayne says as he watches Syx with a fake face slip around him.
Syx stopped dead and blinked at the man, “Not a cop?” a small laugh bubbled up, quickly overflowing into a boisterous laugh, “Oh my good man, you had me going there!”
His posture relaxing greatly, he crossed his arms and leaned back on the wall of his uncle’s restaurant. Clucking his tongue, he gibed, “Another copper fallen to a security gig? Or did you just need a more honest profession?”
Jaw going slack as the hugely intimidating woman sunk down next to him, Syx stared openly. Green eyes bulging wide he looked her up and down, the cigarette nearly falling from his mouth, “You’re HUGE!”
Staggering up to his feet from his slouched position, he glossed over everything she said, waving off her smoking comment. He could hardly focus on something so trivial. Cigarette in hand he waved it about as he gestured at her, “Wonder Woman eat her socks off! Just look at you!”
“Don’t I know it!” She responds with a wink, grinning and laughing at his next comment before clicking her fingers and holding a hand out.
“Gunna leave me hanging, blue?” Wyn asks with a raised eyebrow while looking him up and down. Definitely not the body shape she was used to seeing on someone with a big head and blue skin. Wasn’t at all unappealing, though.
Blinking and blushing as he realized how blatantly he was staring, Syx snapped to. He huffed a bit at being called Blue by a stranger. It was okay when it was family or Wayne, but being called by the color of his skin always bothered him. Shaking a cigarette out of the pack, he questioned how to light it. He’d lit his own with his de-gun. Eyeing the woman next to him, he wondered how much she had in common with the ones he was used to. Getting them to show off the laser eyes was always entertaining.
Holding up the cigarette, he challenged with a smirk and a raised eyebrow, “Light ‘er up.”
The day had not been going well. Made all the worse by the fact that some fucking clown covered in ridiculous makeup was trying to set up in his city. Megamind didn’t mind sharing his city with other super villains as long as they respected the rules. Villainy with class and standards. This fucker, he just wanted to watch the world burn.
The problem was, Megamind hadn’t had time to prepare. If he had, he would have brought a fleet of brain bots and bigger guns. Instead, he’d blundered into an in progress bank heist with nothing but his de-gun and a few gadgets. This was a disaster. He’d hoped to stall while the back-up he called Minion for arrived, but the idiot opened fire on him. Megamind wasn’t even a hero! He was a villain! What the hell was he even doing?
Then the idiot started threatening the bystanders. Megamind had just needed one clear shot, but the obstructions made it impossible. Bullets would pass through the wood and glass but anything he fired would take out the barrier first. By the time of his second shot, Megamind would have lost the element of surprise. Time wasn’t on his side. The impatient idiot opened fire.
Jumping up, Megamind grabbed the girl, spinning and pulling her with him behind the marble pillar and out of the line of fire. He could feel as the bullet tore through his side, cutting through cape and thin armor. The flexible suit not designed to turn away anything bigger than a 9mm or a knife. Breathing hard, his back hit the pillar and he slid down with a hiss. His eyes rolling to the girl he’d saved, perhaps foolishly, he demanded, “Keep your head down. Did you get hit?”
can someone do a basic high school thread with me PUH-LEASE.
meeting at lockers, snapping at the teacher when they’re being rude. late night studies that turn into cuddles or make out sessions. late night studies that turn into one person crying because they’re extremely stressed out. one muse skipping school because fuck school or something tragic happened and muse b is worried shitless. football games. going out for lunch after school is over. skipping school because you’re stressed and i tired and i didn’t do my english homework so lets go back to my place and rest. giving each other rides in the morning and getting starbucks because muse a begged you and they got an a on that paper they’ve been working so hard on. seeing someone else flirting with muse b and getting jealous af and not talking to them during school and avoiding them. going to parties together and get fucked up and the other muse being the DD and having to sneak them into the house so they don’t get in trouble. rumors going around that one muse is pregnant – and it’s actually fucking true
RP backup 