crack asks! Lyn, you’re a mother! Who’s the daddy and how fucked is the kid? o3o

1000liveslived:

syx-blue:

1000liveslived-aa:

“Well on a scale of 1-10 of how fucked tha child is, I’m gonna go with 20! Tha dad? Well. Take a wild guess!” Lyn snickered, following her usual methods of never fucking cooperating

“Lots of people have scars, it’s a lucky guess! shutupshutup.” 

“Why don’t you slide your scarred ass over here an make me, eh?” She challenged, smirking smugly. “We both know I’m right.”

“You couldn’t handle me if I did!”

crack asks! Lyn, you’re a mother! Who’s the daddy and how fucked is the kid? o3o

1000liveslived:

syx-blue:

1000liveslived-aa:

“Well on a scale of 1-10 of how fucked tha child is, I’m gonna go with 20! Tha dad? Well. Take a wild guess!” Lyn snickered, following her usual methods of never fucking cooperating

“Hahaha that’s not biologically possible! And uh… I would never, uh, have relations! With another villain! Yes… ha haha…”

“…..Riiiiiight. Then how do I know ya got a scar on yer ass?” She prompted with a rise of a single brow, a smirk on her lips as she crossed her arms. “Tell me again how ya don’t have any relations.”

“Lots of people have scars, it’s a lucky guess! shutupshutup.” 

crack asks! Lyn, you’re a mother! Who’s the daddy and how fucked is the kid? o3o

1000liveslived:

syx-blue:

1000liveslived-aa:

“Well on a scale of 1-10 of how fucked tha child is, I’m gonna go with 20! Tha dad? Well. Take a wild guess!” Lyn snickered, following her usual methods of never fucking cooperating

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“Wild guess you say? How mad is daddy going to be when he finds out you fucked the milk man?”

“Why don’t ya look in tha mirror and ask yerself, ya fuckin loser.”

“Hahaha that’s not biologically possible! And uh… I would never, uh, have relations! With another villain! Yes… ha haha…”

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rocking-rockatoo:

syx-blue:

queenrockatoo:

How many of you does one city need?” Rockatoo grouses, slipping into Spanish rather than English for the complaint.

@syx-blue

“I don’t need to work with him or you. This was a courtesy I extended that you’ve done nothing but disrespect. If this is the way you conduct your affairs, I don’t know why I’d want anything to do with you.”

“If ya wanna ge’ anywhere here, ya do. So ya may as well ge’ use’ to tha’ fac’.”

“No, I don’t. Megamind does not kowtow to other villains. If you don’t work with me, then we are not allies. I. Do. Not. Need. You. If you get in my way, I will crush you like a spii-der.”

Halloween Town

scarboroughskellington:

syx-blue:

Looking around Bell wondered, “You guys really go all out for Halloween, huh?” her arms crossed she tapped a booted foot, “And I do my best to make sure the dissidents of the city are properly in the spirit,” she replied smugly, “Otherwise things would just be boring!” which in her mind, was the bigger crime.

Scarborough let out a high-pitched cackle that sounded very much like her father’s giggling laugh. “Of course we go all out for Halloween! This is Halloween, after all! It’s our night! And who wants a boring Halloween? Life’s no fun without a good scream.”

Bluebell’s eyebrows crept up her forehead, “Well I certainly have to agree to that part. A grand presentation and some good screams,” even if Mr. Ritchi never screamed for her. Well, except for special occasions. Leaning out to look at the others beyond Scarborough, she wondered, “So what all is going on in your Halloween party then?”

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rocking-rockatoo:

queenrockatoo:

How many of you does one city need?” Rockatoo grouses, slipping into Spanish rather than English for the complaint.

@syx-blue

“Tha’ gonna be your problem, isn’ i’? Considerin’ ya migh’ end up workin’ wi’ him anyway, ya may as well try an’ make sure i’ goes goo’ firs’.” Ignoring the initial comment, knowing that she had been purposely stubborn, Rockatoo goes straight for what she felt was the truth.

“I don’t need to work with him or you. This was a courtesy I extended that you’ve done nothing but disrespect. If this is the way you conduct your affairs, I don’t know why I’d want anything to do with you.”