✨ tell me a story about nipples and cheez its

Megamind lay sprawled on his couch. Staring at the glowing lights. He’d only managed to get half undressed and had left the double layer of jeans on. But he was inside and that was what mattered. Minion had given up on wrangling the teen and had left him giggling on the reclaimed sofa.Ā  Megamind tossed another cheez it into the air, trying to catch it in his mouth, orange dust and crumbs and missed crackers laying all over him.

He’d had his first serious run in with the purple drug lord. Laughing the older man had sent the feisty teen away as high as a kite. Minion shored up the boards and tarps that protected them from the gusts of wind blowing in from the lake. Their lair tucked away in the lower floor of an abandoned building with open holes where the department windows used to be offering scant protection on their own. He wished Megamind would put his coat back on or get into the sleeping bag, but the blue teen kept throwing off all his attempts.

Waving another handful of cheez-its in the air Megamind ranted for the fifth time, poking at his purple nipple,Ā ā€œBut they’re weird right? Like why do I even have them? Like, but they are fun ok, but why?ā€

Minion sighed,Ā ā€œYes Sir, mammals are strange.ā€

Spider is sick

So I’m sick and stuffy. But i don’t wanna sleep. I also don’t want to do my tags cuz I know I likely wont make sense or have a shit ton of typos. Soooooo…

Send me ✨ for silly random pointless stuff.

Send me 😜 for rp that is mostly gonna be gifs and pics

Send meĀ  šŸŽ¼ for something silly based on what I’m listening to right now

My quality will be shit. I may die at any time. This may extend into tomorrow too. I’m pretty sure I’m calling in sick. But away we go anyhow!

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dark-blue-mondays:

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Syx hadn’t slept the entire time he’d been behind bars, he just couldn’t. The dreams always haunted him. The solitary made him feel half mad. More than half mad really. He’d pulled a stupid stunt to get out. Ā More foolish than he should, but it worked. Anna and Minion would be eager to see him. So would Wayne. Yet he found himself outside of the towering building that Harrison lived in. The bags under his eyes were deep, a five-o-clock shadow on his jaw, his clothing too big and stolen. He’d used a brain bot to fly up to the roof of a nearby building. He didn’t even know what his plan was. He was just tired and wanted the thoughts to go away.

The touch in wonderfully soothing, Syx wrapping his arms around Harrison as they stood there,Ā ā€œToo many heros. Hadn’t been expecting to have a visit home this week. Also wasn’t expecting Daddy to become Momma,ā€ he murmured, the touch and his own exhaustionĀ making him far more honest then he might have been otherwise,Ā ā€œHate that stupid room.ā€

ā€œOh honey,ā€ Harrison sighed softly, continuing to rub the back of Syx’s head gently. Ā He’s not entirely sure he understood all that, but its clear the other blue man is emotionally and physically exhausted. Ā ā€œLets go inside. Ā We’ll get you out of that awful jumpsuit, into something more comfortable. Ā You can borrow some of my clothes, no suits, I promise.ā€ Ā He gives Syx a kiss on the cheek, and with that he takes Syx’s hand to lead him into the penthouse then into his bedroom and back into his giant closet. Ā 

Syx followed easily behind Harrison, looking around as they walked through the place. It all seemed horribly high maintenance to him, but it was nice. He squeezed Harrison’s hand, running his thumb over the blue man’s knuckles. When they entered the room, Syx didn’t wait for any prompting to strip down to just his underthings. Sitting back heavily onto the edge of the bed in just a pair of white cotton panties and a simple tank top he’d had under the jumpsuit.Ā 

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dark-blue-mondays:

syx-blue:

syx-blue:

Syx hadn’t slept the entire time he’d been behind bars, he just couldn’t. The dreams always haunted him. The solitary made him feel half mad. More than half mad really. He’d pulled a stupid stunt to get out. Ā More foolish than he should, but it worked. Anna and Minion would be eager to see him. So would Wayne. Yet he found himself outside of the towering building that Harrison lived in. The bags under his eyes were deep, a five-o-clock shadow on his jaw, his clothing too big and stolen. He’d used a brain bot to fly up to the roof of a nearby building. He didn’t even know what his plan was. He was just tired and wanted the thoughts to go away.

Syx looped his arm over Harrison’s brainbot as well so he was held up by both and let them fly him over to theĀ terrace. When his feet touch the ground he took the few steps more and dropped his head to Harrison’s shoulder,Ā ā€œYou have a lot of security. I’d have called but I don’t have my phone.ā€

As soon as Harrison sees him up close, he knows it’s Syx. He instantly wraps his arms around the other man, noting the familiarity of the scratchy prison uniform fabric. Ā 

There was no doubt where he’d come from.

ā€œIt’s okay, you’re always welcome in my home. Ā I’ll add you to the security override list,ā€ he says, reaching up to caress the back of Syx’s large blue head with a soft manicured hand.Ā Ā ā€œWhat happened?ā€

The touch in wonderfully soothing, Syx wrapping his arms around Harrison as they stood there,Ā ā€œToo many heros. Hadn’t been expecting to have a visit home this week. Also wasn’t expecting Daddy to become Momma,ā€ he murmured, the touch and his own exhaustionĀ making him far more honest then he might have been otherwise,Ā ā€œHate that stupid room.ā€