megamegaturtle:

syx-blue:

megamegaturtle:

Maybe because I’ve been seeing a lot of bernard/megamind rp lately on my dash, but really?

What would have happened if megamind pretended to be roxanne and found Bernard instead??

Like, imagine the lie but also the Mulan-ness of it all.

{{ oh my fucking God… Megs pretending to be Roxanne… One, where is Roxanne that’s he’s acting like her, hmmm… Maybe visiting family and he definitely already has her in the watch. “ITS JUST FOR A TEST MINION!” so he pops Roxanne on and now has to act like her. He /knows/ her. Or thinks he does. XD oh God that idea has so much potential for hilarity as Megs does Roxanne impersonations. Oh! And if he got roped into doing her work! Co-workers are all your back early, here’s your mic, you’re​ on in 5, and Megs has to do a broadcast. Okay. This is all amazing, yes. }}

honestly this is hilarious. Someone needs to write this and send this to me.

(Though in my mind, he accidentally dehydrated Roxanne lmao and she pops up later in the wash madder than a hornet.)

Megs: “It was an accident… I swear!”

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Rox: “I. Was. Cubed. For. How. Many. Weeks?”

Minion: “About… 2 months actually Miss Ritchi.”

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Rox: “Thank you Minion.” finger points and glares at Megs, “Accident?!”

Megs: *furious stop motions at Minion* “Ahahahaaaaa Miss Ritchi… I can -ack- explain!”

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Rox: “Then you better start talking fast or I’m going to take this… whatever this does, and we’ll see how you like being suspended over the alligator pit!”

twentypuddingcups:

syx-blue:

|| @twentypuddingcups  || teen Syx || 

The blue teen was grouchy, he always was this time of year. This was made worse by the fact that he was starving and that it was horribly cold. He moved around a lot, had to. No one like the homeless and worse when you were an obvious other. Minion had to stay hidden in their ‘lair’ carved out of an old sewer tunnel, the mobile heater for his tank had broken. As if things couldn’t get worse. Trying desperately to keep his mind off the darker thoughts, the teen ducked into a dinner. He wondered if they would actually serve him… he doubted it… he had a little money… but not much. He pulled his scarf higher and tried to hide as much blue as possible under the many layers of old dirty coats.

|| @syx-blue ||

He had his feet propped up on the bench across from him, barely touching, but it gave them something to do. Surrounded by people, but yet alone in the booth, he scrolled through his phone and saw the same repetitive bullshit, though it was probably his own fault for selecting the app where he only followed the same repetitive bullshitters. Today had been a day full of “repetitive-ness”, though it was slightly different come right now. He had skated to this diner to hit on a waitress that he had seen a couple times before, the last time that he had felt okay in the membrane to go to school. He tried to think back that day to remember her name – granted, it had been the day before winter break – but his mind kept wandering to the last time he had a good smoke. That was the only reason for his dull mood today, though he did not consciously realize the subconscious realization that he might be relying on the herb to not feel so…dull. However, it was something that he didn’t think about. Tyler shook his dull mood away and looked around, searching for his sultry schoolmate. Then the bell above the front entrance dinged, somewhat catching his attention. In someone walked that drew his interest entirely. Tyler tore his earbuds from his ears and sat up, watching the young man.

As Syx walked in, he could feel the eyes on him. It was just his imagination, don’t look around, don’t draw attention to yourself. Idiot. Idiot! He grumbled internally as he nervously slid forward. Thank god for winter. Thank god that being covered head to toe in layers was normal in this weather even if there wasn’t snow on the ground anymore, it was still cold enough to warrant the hood and the scarf.

His hands were covered in gloves as well as he stepped up to the counter. The eyes on his back made his shoulders hunch. He looked like a homeless person. Well, he was, but damn it, he knew that wouldn’t help. Just like it wouldn’t help that his head was HUGE. The hood couldn’t hide that. Couldn’t hide the blue skin showing around his nose and eyes. 

Taking a deep breath, he kept his eyes down and said as clearly as he could, “Number 5 with fries and a coke, please.”

His heart was hammering in his chest as he thrust the money forward, his bottom lip between his teeth. He didn’t dare look up, he stared at the counter, at his own hand and his crumpled money that lay there. He could feel the unasked questions from the waitress at the dinner’s counter. Her curiosity and disgust hanging in the air. Her silence filling his mind with the hurtful comments he’d heard so often. But the money was eventually taken and Syx sighed in relief even though she meticulously counted it. 

“It’ll be out in 15,” she told the alien teen as he shuffled back. As he moved to the tables, Syx could just hear the whispered words to the chef as she speculated about deformity and elephantiasis. 

Shoulders hunched, his scowl deepened, but at least he’d eat today. He felt about ready to cave in, his stomach a hollow void that remnants of the box of stale crackers last night hadn’t even begun to fill. As he was about to sit, the eyes were just too much and his head snapped up, angry green eyes that were far too bright to be human, cyan blue skin around them, nearly all hidden under filthy clothing. A head several sizes too large. The teen snapped, “What?”

silver-spider-art:

Sitting on the coast of LAKE MICHIGAN, METRO CITY is a shining beacon of progress. This iconic and quickly growing city is home to museums and art galleries, culture and class, grown out from its manufacturing and shipping roots. Walking through downtown surrounded by the urban sprawl of progress and towering skyscrapers, one can’t help but marvel at the progress of humanity…

Explosions rip through the city, sirens blare, MEGAMIND is at it again, or maybe one of the city’s OTHER COUNTLESS VILLAINS. Someone ducks into a nearby coffee shop and watches the city’s defender fly past. Just another day in METRO CITY. Buildings fall. They are rebuilt. Villains and Heros. Gods and Demons. Magic and Mundane. All those in between and just trying to live their lives. This city never stays the same for long. On the crossing of ley lines and a multi-universe split, it is home to magic and chaos. You can find just about anyone and anything…If you know where to look.

WELCOME TO METRO CITY.

megamegaturtle:

Maybe because I’ve been seeing a lot of bernard/megamind rp lately on my dash, but really?

What would have happened if megamind pretended to be roxanne and found Bernard instead??

Like, imagine the lie but also the Mulan-ness of it all.

{{ oh my fucking God… Megs pretending to be Roxanne… One, where is Roxanne that’s he’s acting like her, hmmm… Maybe visiting family and he definitely already has her in the watch. “ITS JUST FOR A TEST MINION!” so he pops Roxanne on and now has to act like her. He /knows/ her. Or thinks he does. XD oh God that idea has so much potential for hilarity as Megs does Roxanne impersonations. Oh! And if he got roped into doing her work! Co-workers are all your back early, here’s your mic, you’re​ on in 5, and Megs has to do a broadcast. Okay. This is all amazing, yes. }}

celestialess:

zabchan:

feelingpussy:

kerryrenaissance:

the-future-now:

Humpback whales are gathering in big numbers — and people have no idea why

  • Humpback whales are up to something weird and even scientists aren’t sure what to make of it.
  • According to Popular Science,
    the whales have recently taken to organizing in pods ranging in size
    from 20 to 200 off the South African coast, and it’s raising concerns
    for a few reasons.
  • The first being that humpback whales shouldn’t be
    swimming in that region to begin with. While humpback whales typically migrate to tropical waters
    for mating season, this time of year they should be feeding near
    Antartica, not lazing near South Africa.
  • What’s more, humpback whales are typically of the “no new friends
    ethos, preferring solitude or, at the least, small groups.
  • Once upon a
    time, scientists referred to groups of whales of 10 or 20 as “large,”
    which is why a gathering 10 times that size has sent up some red flags. There are some theories though. Read more (3/16/17 8:11 AM)

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They are protesting.

@beyonce

i feel like theres a scifi-fantasy novel in the making here

they have an ulterior porpoise

{{ @bengalisms /whispers it’s starting~ }}

youusedme:

★— PSA: You are NOT replaceable. 

You are a unique, wonderful person and your take on a character is your OWN. You bring your muse to life, you breathe personality into them. You make them YOURS. You pour your time and effort into making them who they are – and no matter what anyone tries to tell you, you are incredible, passionate and dedicated. 

If someone treats you as though you’re easily replaced? You know what, they’re not worth your time. You aren’t a toy in their collection, you aren’t just another name. You are the heart and soul of your muse.
                                       You are great, and valued, and appreciated. 
You don’t ever need to live up to anyone’s standards but your own. Don’t feel like you are anything less than you are – 
                                        You are all talented, creative INDIVIDUALS.