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Stargate: SG-1  — Season 8 {Sentence Starters}

• “Obviously, there’s something defective with this thing.”
  
• “Oh, I’m not sure anything can surprise me at this point.”
  
• “You know, we could have used something like this a long time ago.”
  
• “I don’t think that actually qualifies as a recipe.”
  
• “There’s a secret ingredient. I can’t tell you what it is, or I’d have to shoot you.”
  
• “I have been betrayed by those I trusted most.”
  
• “I thought a failsafe was meant to be somewhat safe from failure.”
  
• “You should know. Of course I dare mock you.”
  
• “Now, there is no guarantee that anyone will ever be able to figure out how it was done.”
  
• “You’re not supposed to be walking around.”
  
• “Yeah, well you can tell them that’s not going to happen.”
  
• “I lied. I just wanted to get to know you better.”
  
• “All humans desire power. It’s just that most of them are never in a position to attain it.”
  
• “Don’t. Every joke, every pun, done to death, seriously.”
  
• “So why don’t you just put the gun down… before you get hurt?”
  
• “If you don’t take the job, we could end up with someone much worse.”
  
• “But I don’t really wanna be in charge of anything. No.”
  
• “I’m flattered, really I am, it’s just that you’re not my type.

  And I’m more than a little disturbed that I might be yours.”
  

• “You should feel better momentarily, and your memory will slowly return.”