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“I’m not one hundred percent sure about this…”

“Oh, I would never want to spoil your fun. I’ll endeavor to be a perfect angel.”

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“Well lets not go too far…. Do you want me to introduce you as Megamind or Syx Blue?”

“Mr. Blue would be fine. Now let’s do this before I change my mind.”

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“I’m not one hundred percent sure about this…”

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“Can we just skip this part and go right to the biting then. I’m far more down with that then I am dressed like this. Ties are torture devices or evil and not the good kind of evil.”

Originally posted by betawards

“Oh hush, you look fantastic in a suit.  And I promise you can use that tie on me however you like when we get home.  That gives you plenty of time to think of ways to use it for the good kind of evil.”

“Oh ho ho! I most certainly shall. I can already think of several far better locations for it.”

Here Again

Megamind was having a very bad day. He’d just been trying to reestablish his territory, wasn’t even doing anything terribly villainous. He and Metro Man had long ago established a ‘look the other way’ policy when it came to Megamind cleaning up the criminal world. His methods were far from legal but he got things done the cops and Metro Man never could. 

The new heros in this larger version of Metrocity didn’t seem to share this mentality. As such Megamind now found himself dropped off in front of the Metro City Prison for the Criminally Gifted and it wasn’t a scheduled visit. Anna and Minion wouldn’t know he was here… and GOD DAMNIT ALL! He’d had a secret date with Wayne tomorrow. Just fuck everything. He ground his teeth, barely paying attention to his surroundings as he was cuffed and lead under guard to the criminal processing area to be stripped before he was put in his cell again. God this was going to be torture. 

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Syx chewed on his lower lip, it seemed this was going to require much more openness than he would generally offer. Rubbing his thumb over Harrison’s lips he debated if this was worth it. Worth exposing himself over. But then… everything was changing anyway… and this feeling… he couldn’t bare to deny himself this.

“My Wayne takes the safety of the city very seriously as well. So do I actually. We just have very different ideas about how to handle Metrocity,” he blew out a breath and stuck to the game, “There have only been three accidents in the decade I’ve been doing this,” he spoke softly, the deaths always weighed on his conscience. He had killed before and since, but those had all been pedophiles, rapists, serial killers, the world was a better place without them. Even then it was a last resort. These though… they’d been citizens, “Martin Anders, Susie McKnight, and Officer Brant Holmes. All early in my career. Anders and McKnight were teen runaways. They’d slept in the building I’d picked for the battle after I’d cleared it earlier that evening. It was winter and they were so cold the brain bots didn’t pick them up on the pre-battle scans…” he closed his eyes, no one had known they were there until long after the battle, “Officer Holmes got caught in an explosion.”

He let out a breath and continued honestly, “I take my battles very seriously. No one has gotten hurt since and we both abide by the time out rule during battle. Miss Ritchi has never suffered worse because of me than rope burn and once mild hypothermia.”

Harrison sat, quietly listening and mulling that over.  To his knowledge, no civilians had ever been killed in Wayne’s battles with his Megamind, though to be fair, he’d never actually asked either.  But if there would have been deaths, then he’s willing to bet that Wayne would have taken them as hard as Rapunzel’s.  He can also feel the sincerity behind Syx’s words, coupled with a not-insignificant amount of guilt.  It reminds him that the man in his lap really is a criminal, perhaps more so than any of the other Megaminds he’s known.  Does he really want to fuck someone with blood on his hands, no matter how accidental?  Then he thinks of his own accidents – a lab explosion at the first Megamind Inc HQ almost killed Minion and seriously injured several employees.  And what about the products that hadn’t worked as planned?  His first phone had a glitch that interfered with a certain kind of pacemaker and they hadn’t found that out until three people were dead.  He had paid off the families for their loss and had tightened product safety testing, but sometimes unforseen things happen….

“I think,” he finally said slowly and picking his words carefully, “that he’ll be less interested in your past and more interested in what you plan to do in this city from now on.  Metro is wonderful and I love that the dimensional rift has brought so many of our people together.  I can’t wait for you to meet Sheldon and Makk and ooh maybe even Vice and the kids….” he trailed off with an almost dreamy grin, having gotten distracted from the point.  Licking his lips, he refocused.  

“But the portals have brought a lot of instability here as well.  Magics, villains, demons, monsters, magic anons, and rogue scientists are something Wayne and I deal with on a regular basis.  A difference in how to handle the city is fine. As long as you’re serious about not putting innocent civilians at risk, it will go a long way towards convincing him that you aren’t a threat.”  

Syx nodded, chewing his lip, “The game with Wayne is just a game. What I want Harrison, is to control my city again. To fix the issues that have made this city a corrupt hell whole. There is a reason I rhyme this city’s name with atrocity. Because it is one. I’ve lived on these streets. I’ve walked in its gutters. Been the trash in them. I’ve seen the shadows that the happy citizens long to ignore. That’s fine. They can stay blind and ignorant, but that doesn’t make the issues go away. They just fester and grow worse.” 

“I want the ghettos to not be hell. I want people off the street. I want poor families to be able to feed their kids. For the shop owners in my neighborhoods to not fear their safety from random violence and robberies. I want people to be able to sleep at night with out fear of hearing gun fire. For the hard drugs to be off the street. I don’t want to see bruises on the prostitutes and street workers. I don’t want to see men and women starving on the street because of what they look like, where they were born, or who they were in the past. It’s inhuman and cruel. I don’t want to see men rotting in prison for stupid crimes. Good men who will forever be branded as criminals because of one mistake. Men who have come back again and again not because they are bad men but because there is no life for them, no jobs for branded criminals, no apartments they can rent. The only life they can ever have is in a gang. I don’t want anyone to have to choose between eating and thievery,” he took a deep breath trying to calm the tide of his passionate rant.

“I am fully aware how hypocritical that sounds. I was recently asked why I wasn’t a hero. The simple answer is that heros can’t do shit. All they are is pretty figureheads that rescue people from big threats while the rot continues. The only way to control crime, is to control crime, and to fix the issues that make people turn to it in the first place,” his passion burned through him like a fire that would eat his mind. The need to fix the injustices.

He had done many horrible things over the years to facilitate his role as the shadowy Mr Blue, king pin of Metro City’s underworld. Over half his control had disappeared with the merged universes, the rest quickly falling to chaos with the new powers in the mix. What this city was now wasn’t something he recognized. Worse then he’d seen it in years. All his work in the shadows undone overnight. It made him feel half insane.

Shine Bright Like A Diamond

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Harrison was certainly comfortable with the other man in his lap, but wished he would let go of his wrists.  Oh well.  He had certainly pushed and it was certainly better than an alligator tank.  

“It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance Syx Blue,” Harrison replied, still testing the waters to see how the villain would respond now that he was in control.  “As for power players, it really depends.  Are we talking legitimate financial and political powers, or are you wanting a roster of the city’s heroes and villains?”

Now that he was in control the blush was fading away, Syx was still incredibly distracted by the other blue man under him though. He loosened his grip but didn’t let go. Not trust Harrison not to push the touch too far and go into territory Syx wasn’t comfortable with. Now that he was relaxed he let his eyes roam over his captive. He was a truly gorgeous man.. and blue… that was very tempting.

“Both. I’m going to take a safe bet that you’ll be one of the rival financial powers in the city. I know Lord Scott would be another. I’ve always butted heads with the man,” the villain smirked he always kept a diverse portfolio and had income both legal and illegal, “Even if he didn’t know it was me.”

Settling into Harrison’s lap with an experimental roll of his hips, Syx hummed, “I’ve already checked and all the ones I know are still around. The full Doom Syndicate and my Wayne… but there are quite a few more now aren’t there?”

The loosening grip on his wrists is bittersweet.  Harrison’s first instinct is to yank them away and have free reign of his hands…. but he doesn’t want to push it.  And there is something delightful about being held but another blue man.  Usually he is the one flirting with Megamind or Sheldon, and its a nice change of pace not to be the one in control.  But god with that roll of his hips, Harrison just wants to impale the other man on his hardening dick.  

“I’m sure Lord Scott sees me as a financial rival,” Harrison replies, with a distinctly evil grin spreading across his face.  “But I don’t trouble myself with such small fish.  I’m the primary shareholder and CEO of Megamind Inc, which you’ll find makes the top ten of the Fortune 500 every year.  Combine that with my marriage to the city’s most prominent hero, and yes, I’ve a certain amount of power in this city.”   He isn’t boasting, these are just statements of fact.  

“But the real power in this city isn’t financial or even technological.  It’s magical.  I didn’t believe in such things when I first came here, but I’ve seen some things…..”  He took a breath, thinking of Nobody, of being turned into a ghost, of being at Drago’s mercy….. and suddenly fun flirting time is over.  Harrison’s tone is hard and cold.   “The most dangerous man in Metro City isn’t a man.  He’s a djinn, goes by the name Drago.  He’s immensely powerful, capricious, and utterly irresponsible.  He doesn’t care who gets hurt or killed when a whim strikes him, and now that his mate Alixon has given birth to a set of infant triplets, his threat is only going to grow.  His curse on my Wayne allowed a host of demons into the city, an increasing problem he takes no responsibility for.  That those demons have threatened my life and the life of my infant son mean nothing to him.”

Sensing the very abrupt change in mood Syx frown, “Djinn?”

Letting go of Harrison’s wrists he stroked his goatee thoughtfully before clapping his hands and hoping up, “Oh magic is annoying but considering that half the D.S. is magic I’ve had to learn to cope.”

He spun around trying to remember where he’d put the thing. Jogging off he froze and pointed a finger at Harrison, his voice full of command that he expected to be obeyed, “Stay.”

With that he moved over to one on the storage racks a bit away and started digging through it. Not so long ago he’d had to put aside his rivalry with Psycho Delic in order to fight off a powerful magic user that had tried to muscle his way into Metrocity. Hot Flash had given him a reference book of sorts to help. Pulling the dusty book out of a box he wandered back over to the couch, skimming through the hand written book as it didn’t have an index.

Shine Bright Like A Diamond

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Syx rubs his forehead with a groan. This was going nowhere and he had no idea what to do with the man. Or how to concentration after that. Letting out a huff he scowled and leaned back over Harrison, grabbing the other alien’s chin somewhat roughly, “Do you want me to suck your dick or something, or are you just trying to torment me?”

He raised an eyebrow, “I really don’t feel like dealing with Wayne, any of them! at the moment, but that still doesn’t mean I might not get a laugh from dangling you over the alligator pit for awhile.”

Harrison bursts out laughing, a true belly laugh that makes his sides hurt.

“I tell you to ask me anything, and that’s the first question you ask me in this interrogation?” Harrison finally manages to say, wiping a tear from the corner of his eye.  “God, you’re fantastic.  To answer your question, no, my goal is not to get you to suck my dick ‘or something’.  I’m not opposed to that course of action if you’re interested, however that would have to be cleared by my mate in advance.  Spoiler warning, he’ll probably say yes if he can watch because dear god we would be hot.”  He shakes his head, trying to imagine the look on Wayne’s face when he brings that up.  

“And as for torturing you, no I am not trying.  I’m just flirtatious, it requires no extra work for you in particular,” he adds, fully aware that the is being an absolute smart ass.  If he gets dangled over alligators, he figures it will be worth it because he’s still chuckling.  

Syx makes a strangled noise in the back of his throat and clamped his hand over Harrison’s mouth. Practically sitting in Harrison’s lap, “Okay you need to stop talking now.” 

He couldn’t even think straight. He closed his eyes trying to calm down, not able to decide if he was turned on or pissed. A little of both. Ooooh the smells, that was making it worse, especially being this close to the man. And likely the other could read him too. Fuck. 

He glared down at the man, eyes narrowed, “You’d have to ware a gag or I might end up punching you eventually. Or biting you. Maybe both. You have no respect,” he leaned in dangerously, though his blush was still firmly in place, “I could teach you some though.”

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Guiding Harrison to the invisible car and getting him into the back seat Megamind informed Minion, “Change of plans, we’re doing a kidnapping for information, plan one five thee two B.”

“Sir?” Minion turned his his tank, “Oh. OH?!” he stared wide eyed at Harrison before an impatient sound from Megamind had him spinning back around and hitting the gas, “The B version you said? Right you are boss.”

With the door shut and the brain bots streaming the loot back to the lair, Megamind eyed Harrison again from his seat next to the other blue man, “So your friends with a version of me?” he frowned, “Considering the confusion I’ll assume not the female version.”

Harrison marvels over the invisible car – both the technology of its titular invisibility and the meticulous leather and chrome detailing inside.  He’s never been inside Megamind’s car before, hell the only time he’d seen it was when Megamind had parked it drunk across five spots in his underground garage.  It also gives him something to do while pretending not to listen to Megamind’s conversation with his Minion.  

“No.  Well, I am friends with Girly as well,” Harrison explains by way of answering the other blue man’s questions, “but I wasn’t mistaking you for her.  The Megamind I know is a supervillain and a male one at that.  Though before we get too far into the details, I should tell you that if plan one five three two B involves Metro Man, mine is out on paternity leave.  So you’ll probably get Girly or Bruce if you dangle me over a pit of alligators or something.”   

Sitting back in the seat, he lets himself get comfortable, putting both hands behind his large blue head with a wide smirk.    

“No….” Megamind narrowed his eyes at his captive who seemed far too comfortable. It reminded him of Miss Ritchi only if she was a cocky blue flirt… so nothing like Miss Ritchi, “Interrogations don’t involve Metro Man,” he paused, “Wait, what do you mean yours has paternity leave?“

Harrison’s face lights up as Megamind takes the bait.  “Here,” he offers, reaching for the phone in his inner breast pocket.  “I’ll show you.”  A few quick swipes and he’s pulled up pictures from Devin’s one month photos.  He leans in to show Megamind, practically snuggling up to him.  He’s aware that his personal bubble is probably less than Megamind’s but he’s too excited to care.  

“This is my son,” he says proudly as he shows the first few pictures of Devin, mostly naked and sleeping though he is smiling in a few.  “Our son, if you want to be specific.  Both Wayne and I are his biological fathers.”  Next he swipes to a few group shots, posed candids of both men holding the baby, playing with him, and making him smile.  The last shot is Wayne holding Harrison bridal style with Devin on Harrison’s chest, reaching for his papa’s smiling face.  “Wayne took some time off heroing and I took paternity leave from my company so we could be with him.”

Megamind’s eyes grew large as he stared at the small blue child and happy couple, “That’s genetically possible?” he whispered half in horror and half excitement waring within him. He could smell on the other man, who felt like he was practically in Syx’s lap, how much the man adored his mate.

Syx pressed his hand over his stomach, lips working silently. Finally just barely audibly he muttered, “Condoms, specially designed condoms… shouldn’t be too hard… take a mold…” he worried his lower lip between his teeth in his distraction.

As close as they were sitting, faint old scars could be seen on the villain’s face. Pale thin lines on this blue skin. Marks from his youthful piercings in his eyebrows. A scar under his eye. A few others on the bald dome of his head. Collected from past battles over his career.

Blue Paint

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The first indication that Syx wasn’t going to have an easy time retagging the area is an additional pair of Brainbots, hovering above his own group and surveying the ongoing scene. One of them sending an alert to the woman who’d built them, giving her time to investigate the issue for herself.

Megamind’s response is at some delay, having been checking on one of her own in-progress projects when the signal had arrived; when she does realize something was going on impotant enough to have been called in, she’s immediately on her way to see what was going on herself.

Letting Minion and Roxanne both know she’d be back soon, she herself is in a similar costume when she appears, a look of annoyance stamped on her face. That the person involved is familiarly blue doesn’t surprise her, though their behavior does. So far, none of the others had tried anything like this. Wary because of it, one hand is resting on the handle of her de-gun as a precaution.

One oh his brainbots dropped down to him bowging, Megamind turned to it in confusion, “What? Let me see.”

Running through it’s video feed he saw the strange brainbots. Fuck him sideways, they looked like his, but he knew ever one of his bots. Frowning he waved #53 off to return to guard duty. Barking out, “You and you,” he pointed to #112 and #99, “Go scout and assess the situation.”

Tapping his watch he brought up Minion, “Code: things are weird.”

“Code: Sir that’s a very unhelpful description,” the watch chirped back.

When the female double appeared #112 and #99 circled her as the very loyal and dog like #53 who was noticeably more decorated then the others dropped near Syx’s shoulder with a confused bowg.

“What trickery is this?” Megamind murmured, green eyes going wide. His de-gun appearing in his hand in a flash and pointed at his female double, “Explain yourself impostor!”