💙 (any of my muses :) You can pick)

1000liveslived:

syx-blue:

syx-blue:

With his holowatch firmly in place and activated, Syx strode into the small tattoo parlor wearing his most often used dark skinned face. His afro filling a portion of the space his blue head did in order to help the disguise generator. He found that the less the watch had to drastically fabricate the more realistic the disguise and the longer the charge lasted. Generating flowing hair and clothing he wasn’t actually wearing stressed the-the algorithms in the watch and increased the likelihood he’d end up looking like a CGI character come to life. 

Smoothing out his leather jacket, Syx grinned at his uncle and leaned against the counter. Chatting about business and news since he’d been in prison. Passing on messages from those who were still inside. 

Noticing Paige coming in he gave her a little wave, heading over toward her and plopping down in her tattoo chair as if he hadn’t turned down every offer she’d ever made to give him one. He flashed her a wide charming smile, green eyes shining. 

“Draw up anything new while I was gone?” he always adored seeing her sketches for her designs. 

“Buying isn’t necessary,” Syx gave her a confused look, “It’s my Uncles. But if you mean you get food because you’re with me, then yes I believe that would be what they call, ‘my treat’,” he rather wished he could double check with Minion about this sort of thing first. 

He nodded and followed her, smoothing the high-necked mantle up as his trying to hide his large head. His hunched shoulders only making the cowl stand up more. He felt horribly exposed on the walk to her car.

Paige noticed how Syx was acting, noticed how uneasy he felt out in the open air. She led him to her old, obviously used vehicle, unlocking it and sliding into the drivers seat. She looked over at him once he was inside, frowning some.

“Are you sure you don’t want to go.. home? Or..?” she trailed off, unsure just what it was that was making him act so uneasy. 

“Just tired,” Syx explained away, relaxing once in the vehicle. He gave her the directions to his Uncle’s restaurant, fidgetting with his costume as he sat in the passenger seat. 

“I’m not really good at this,” he sighed, it was easier when he had a mask on whether it was the fake face or the mantle of Megamind. The only people who knew Syx were family, “What… do we talk about now?”

Syx wasn’t much for seduction. Not that he didn’t understand it, but the first approach felt nearly impossible. So he fell back to what he always did to get another’s attention. He built a thing. In this case a floating bot, dark metal and trailing gossamer ribbons like a decorative tail. It hovered and spun in an odd little dance around the brooding man that had caught Syx’s eye.

never-so-bad:

syx-blue:

never-so-bad:

“And what do we have here?” Zagam’s eyes widened in surprise, first wary, to see a strange artefact floating around him, but relaxed immediatly when noticed it was just trying to call his attention, thing that did succesfully. His gaze soon moved towards the blue man that for one second he thoug might be Mr. Drake. It wasn’t him, of course. The colony was not the same neither the energy. Another blue man?
Zagam flashed him a charming smile leaning forward on his chair, there is the resting area of the exhibition. “Pretty artefact you have here. Is it yours?” He asks with playfully interest.

Syx hesitated, batting his side for his de-gun to assure himself, “Metro Man might show up first but the cops always come afterward. I really have no intention of going to jail today. I have plans.”

Moving along beside Zagam, he continued, “I normally don’t go into a fight with Metro Man unless I’m prepared. I’m hardly a match for him without my tech,” he admitted as he waved a hand at all the destroyed robots on display, “Even the idiot cops I won’t fight without backup. That’s why I built so many bots. One on one? I’ll win easily. I can’t fight even five at once, though. I’m not super human, just intelligent.”

And part of being smart was knowing when to run away. 

“I’m correct in guessing those are limitations that a leader of hell armies doesn’t have when faced with normal humans?” the blue man surmised, “If you get me arrested for your amusement, I won’t forgive you,” he warned.

“please! and stop a handsome officer to check me all.” he smiled playfully but kicked the smile. “Don0t be so dramatic. The police would run away just to see me. and you are with me now. Are you really thinking I’m leaving you all alone and without protection? Please!. I am a devil but not that vain.” he pouts at Syx and moved his hand away  after the blue alien rejected it. 

“Or we can fly away. easy. Don’t get me wrong. I love how you plan everything, but Dear Dorothy, this is not Kansas anymore. You will survive. Trust me”

Syx hummed in thought as he looked around them, “Well hardly any point in this now,” he spun the watch and revealed his true appearance again, “And no, I don’t really trust you. We’ve only just met. I’d be a fool to trust you so easily.”

Still, he moved a bit closer to the devil. He didn’t have the same trust that Zagam did that the cops wouldn’t just open fire when they showed up, “If I’m Dorthy, what does that make you? Glinda?”

Syx wasn’t much for seduction. Not that he didn’t understand it, but the first approach felt nearly impossible. So he fell back to what he always did to get another’s attention. He built a thing. In this case a floating bot, dark metal and trailing gossamer ribbons like a decorative tail. It hovered and spun in an odd little dance around the brooding man that had caught Syx’s eye.

never-so-bad:

syx-blue:

never-so-bad:

“And what do we have here?” Zagam’s eyes widened in surprise, first wary, to see a strange artefact floating around him, but relaxed immediatly when noticed it was just trying to call his attention, thing that did succesfully. His gaze soon moved towards the blue man that for one second he thoug might be Mr. Drake. It wasn’t him, of course. The colony was not the same neither the energy. Another blue man?
Zagam flashed him a charming smile leaning forward on his chair, there is the resting area of the exhibition. “Pretty artefact you have here. Is it yours?” He asks with playfully interest.

“Hard to walk? So… you actually change shape then? It’s not just an illusion like mine,” Syx hummed in thought, “How does that work?”

“Actually you do,” Syx corrected, “I’ve watched Minion plenty of times before he kicked me out of the kitchen. Cakes normally have…” he squinted his eyes as he looked for the memory, “About a small spoon of salt in them.”

“Yes. human clothes don’t fit me well and the idea of walk exposed doesn’t fall into the mortal daily routine. They are a little picky when their eyes lay on you.” His lips formed a delicate grin, that could be more taken as a tease. “And no illusions, no. it works…..shapeshifting? my skin shape changes so fast that it’s almost imperceptible to the human eye.” Zagam shrugs, unable to form a more scientist explanation to describe the devils abilities.

“Haha, a spoon during the cooking. that’s just to help the ingredients to merge. Nothing has to do with chance the flavor of the cream into a salty cream. Would you add salt to your ice cream after served or salt to a simple coffee? “ he tilts his head aside to the question, fixing his eyes on Syx’s-

“Hmmm… no, but then most people look to my sugar intake the same way they’d look at adding salt to strange things,” Syx shrugged. 

Walking to the next part of the exhibit. It featured a large statue of Metro Man holding him up by the neck. The blue man cringed at the sight of it. Returning to the earlier part of the conversation he tipped his head, “What sort of parts do you have that don’t fit into standard clothing? Are you… like a werewolf or something? Or… wait you said devil. You don’t mean the whole hoofed foot thing is right, do you? I always figured that was as fictitious as unicorns.”

dancingiidiotically:

syx-blue:

At Minion’s direction, a brain bot appeared and draped Megamind’s caped mantle over his shoulders. Shifting the spiked leather around, the blue villain brushed the high collar up into place feeling more comfortable already. His shoulders back, he moved with more confidence and he paced the witch. The brain bot nuzzled into his arms for petting. 

Stroking the bot’s dome, Megamind mused, “You don’t have any family here then?” he frowned, “Do you have any plans at all?” 

He tried to remind himself not to get involved. This wasn’t his mess to deal with. Minion arrived just in time, toting a plate of warm sugar cookies decorated in holiday themes. He leaned down offers the plate towards their captive.

“There you are, Miss” Minion beamed, ever the helpful and bubbly hench-fish.

Shaking her head once more, Sarah replied with a sad tone to her voice. “I don’t have any family here whatsoever, Thou see all the family that I had ever had were all in the town of Salem but now all that family art gone. First it had been mother, devil rest her evil soul” She stopped then, letting her words trail off just as Minion reentered the room the nice smell of the sugar cookies drifting right towards her. 

She threw a fleeting glance in Minion’s direction and she allowed what once had been a very faint smile to rise upwards a bit wider taking one of her hands from the book she took just one of the cookies from the plate choosing the one that was shaped like a black cat which reminded her of the boy she and her sisters had transformed into a immortal black cat the night they were hanged back in the 1600′s and the same cat who stopped their plans 21 years ago to this very night with the help of a child and two teenagers. 

“I Thank thee” She commented before she took a bite out of the cookie she swallowed before she spoke again. “This is delicious thy a wonderful cook” 

“Oh thank you!” Minion replied brightly, “The secret is al-”

“Don’t tell her all of our secrets!” Megamind hissed, glaring at his loose-lipped friend. 

“-mond extract,” Minion finished, giving the blue man a sidelong look, “I highly doubt she’s going to dupe our evil plans based on my cookie recipe, Sir.”

“First it’s cookies, Minion! Next, it will be the secrets of DNA extraction!” Megamind flailed his arms around as he paced, “You mustn’t let them worm their way into your weak-willed mind.”

Minion let out a long watery sigh, “If you say so, Sir.”

Spinning back around to their captive, Megamind pursed his lips, “Well you can’t stay here. I live here,” he narrowed his eyes at her, he won’t be able to live with himself if he knew she was going to be sleeping on the streets, “I’m a super villain, not a charity.”

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

kavkakat:

I am vengeance, I am the night!

As brought you you by bikiniarmorbattledamage in this post. Compare this design to Huntress, let alone Starfire, and you can see where the problem is with costumes for women in comics.

High fashion Batman is even more glorious than I imagined!

Also bonus fun because of the tags:

#don’t worry i’m sure the fabric is bulletproof! #look how empowered bruce is!

The bulletproof fabric obviously is batkevlar!

~Ozzie

reportxr:

syx-blue:

Pursing his lips, Megamind was a bit suspicious at how quickly she agreed, but ah there it was! Shaking a finger, he answered, “Ah, no, no, I’m afraid I will have to insist upon the bag, Miss Ritchi,” he expected the standard protest, but he quickly held up the bag. It was a new one, just for today, orange with a jack-o-lantern grin to add to the theming, “I can’t have you using your willy reporter skills to learn my secrets.”

Looking over her outfit again, he realised how long she said she’d been out. Presentation really was everything. The both were used to putting on a public face and he’d always made sure she could look her best before being on camera. So he offered, “Did you want to freshen up or change first?”

She pressed her lips together and let a sigh pass through her lips at the sight of the new bag,she hated to admit it but he was right about that.

She nodded her head once in agreement before looking down at her outfit delicately but slowly running her fingers over the very soft fabric of the skirt and the long sleeved corset type of top and she felt her cheeks flush slightly at the sudden thought running through her mind: how was she meant to get the top off on her own, she really didn’t want Megamind to see her cloth less body so getting changed into something else while he was here was really out of the question. 

“Oh yes I think it’d be the right idea to freshen up a bit first before going on the cameras after all as you always say: Presentation is everything. I won’t be a moment” She answered before she turned and walked into the apartment room heading over towards the bathroom. 

Once she got there, she shut the door and removed the cape  and the wig so they wouldn’t get in the way while she was redoing her makeup.

Checking his watch, Megamind sighed. This was going to put them dangerously behind schedule, but it would ruin the night just as much if Roxanne had running make-up or had a wardrobe malfunction. It would hardly be the first time he’d called a fight for those reasons. Still, it frustrated him. The Pum-King had to be tonight! Otherwise, he’d have to wait until next year to use the bot!

Following her into the apartment, Megamind wandered into the kitchen while Roxanne shut herself away into the bathroom. Idly and brashly, he poked through the fridge. Maybe he should get a drink while he waited? He could only guess how long it might take. His own costuming would take hours if he had to do it without the assistance of Minion and his brain bots.

Who’s Side Are You On Anyway?

|| @foxxiisms || 

Roxanne crossed her and glared at the blue man sitting on her balcony railing. It would be so easy to just push the asshole off the ledge and be done with him, “What is it Megamind, you are being cryptic and I am far to tired for this shit, alright? It’s god awful in the morning and some of us have actual jobs!”

“You’re his ‘girlfriend’ you should know something!” Megamind leaned forward instantly, barely hanging onto the edge onto the railing he was perching on. They both knew that Roxanne wasn’t actually dating Metro Man, well Syx did now anyway, but she’d still been closer to Wayne for longer that the blue man had been, “You have to know what’s going on with him! Go call him up or talk to him or something!”

Roxanne pinched the bridge of her nose, teeth gritted, as she pulled her thin robe closer around her to cover her pajamas. Even after the revelation, the villain before her seemed to refuse to accept that her and Wayne Scott had never had a close relationship. She had coworkers she was closer with than Wayne, “I’m going back to bed.”

“Hey!” Megamind shouted as she turned to leave, lunging forward to stop her from entering her apartment, “Miss Ritchi, this is important.”

Pulling away from him, Roxanne glared at the super villain, “Oh dear god Megamind, I swear to god if you kidnap me to have this conversation I will drive one of those spikes through your foot.”

Both were so caught up in their heated debate they were completely unaware that they had company…

[TXT MSG: *nibbles your ear* ]

dark-blue-mondays:

syx-blue:

syx-blue:

[TXT: such a naughty boy. Not getting enough attention are you? >;) ]

[TXT: *sucking in a breath at the thought* Biting is good. When I let you. But maybe sometime I can get caught. Bad boy that I am. And punished. Just no permanent marks ]

[TXT MSG: Well you are a very bad boy.  Good thing I have a weakness for bad boys.  I promise to go easy on you…. at least at first 😉 ]

[TXT: I’ll warn you that I’m quite the ~escape artist~ getting caught and turning the tides if half the fun. So you’d best be nice when I’m captured for I’ll always be free once again. >;3 ]