Sweet Treats

|| @lotuseaterdragora ||

Minion was currently teaching Anna more about baking and Syx had been forcefully shooed from the kitchen by his fish for his crimes of stealing cookie dough. Also for the fact that last time he ‘helped’ bake he set the toaster on fire. They weren’t even using the toaster nor was it plugged in. The blue genius still swears that Minion purposefully booby traps the kitchen. 

Syx had gone for a ride of his bike which after driving down the lake shore had brought him to the pier. But that proved boring fairly quickly, the lake not enough to hold his attention today. Which ended in him wandering the aisle of the supermart and glaring at anyone to he felt was staring at his skin or head. He’d gone out just in his studded leather jacket, tight black pants, his trademark boots, and a black t-shirt proclaiming ‘Alien Sex Fiend’ which he’d worn for Anna as a joke that morning and had forgotten about until he’d gotten to the store.

His little shopping basket was filling up, mostly with things Minion hated having in the Lair or at least looked at Syx disapprovingly for eating: twizzlers, every-flavor-jelly-beans, maple pop tarts, pixie sticks, and oreos. As it was, the blue alien was also contemplating a pack of smoke, not for now… but maybe for later. He really shouldn’t… but still… he added a box of chocolate covered raisins to his basket.

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the-explosive-existence:

No trust for even bombs without heat signatures anymore sense Lucy Alixon backed away from this new gift. The first bomb’s foam taken a good while to clean off from her clothes and hair. “You wont trick me with the same thing two time’s how fine you even polish that bomb!!!” Eye’s narrow realizing it’s Syx’s.
“I though you knew the harm in getting my hair ruined!! Get that thing away from me or you regret it Syx!” Was the last threat she uttered before ducking behind a corner hearing foam bomb go off.

“……There is no genuine kind folk’s in this city anymore.” Huff.

“What do you mean, not original? Did… did somebody already think of this? Damn our amazing blue minds!”

“Yet somehow it’s even funnier to know it’s round tWO! HA!”

{ cuz I’m curious sort, Lyn seeing Syx in a suit? }

1000liveslived-aa:

every girl’s crazy ‘bout a sharp dressed man

“Syx!? Where tha hell ya at?” She called out as she walked into the man’s lair, pale blue eyes scanning the area around her.. though what she didn’t know, was the man was preparing to go out for a date. And seeing him in a suit? Yeah that had her pausing immediately, eyes narrowing and her lips parting a bit further in surprise. “…Oh … there… there you are..” She trailed off, her eyes trailing down and up his body before settling on his eyes. “Ya know.. that looks better on ya than that exaggerated villain suit shit ya wear.. ya look good. Say hi to tha missus,” She urged, winking with a small, coy smile before turning to leave again… because if she stayed? Well he wouldn’t be in that suit for much longer