send me a pair name and I’ll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child.
Name: Phoenix
Gender: gender fluid
General Appearance: Phoenix is obviously a blue child with a rather large head and a very inquisitive looking face. Phoenix dresses to garner attention. They like punk fashion as well as an excellent pantsuit, but it is just as common to see them in goth fashion one day and steampunk the next. Whatever it is that particular day, Phoenix dresses very well, and tends to wear plenty of flashy makeup too.
Personality: Phoenix is a very bright child and was encouraged to learn as much as possible from a very young age. They are very curious and love to learn even at the expense of others. Phoenix toes the line constantly between being on the side of good or evil. No one is quite sure where all that cunning and brain power will go, but it will definitely go far.
Special Talents: Phoenix is particularly good at exploding things. And also making their eyeliner wings match perfectly
Who they like better: Depends on the day
Who they take after more: Syx maybe??
Personal Head canon: Pheonix loves a corset with any outfit.
Maybe because I’ve been seeing a lot of bernard/megamind rp lately on my dash, but really?
What would have happened if megamind pretended to be roxanne and found Bernard instead??
Like, imagine the lie but also the Mulan-ness of it all.
{{ oh my fucking God… Megs pretending to be Roxanne… One, where is Roxanne that’s he’s acting like her, hmmm… Maybe visiting family and he definitely already has her in the watch. “ITS JUST FOR A TEST MINION!” so he pops Roxanne on and now has to act like her. He /knows/ her. Or thinks he does. XD oh God that idea has so much potential for hilarity as Megs does Roxanne impersonations. Oh! And if he got roped into doing her work! Co-workers are all your back early, here’s your mic, you’re on in 5, and Megs has to do a broadcast. Okay. This is all amazing, yes. }}
honestly this is hilarious. Someone needs to write this and send this to me.
(Though in my mind, he accidentally dehydrated Roxanne lmao and she pops up later in the wash madder than a hornet.)
Megs: “It was an accident… I swear!”
Rox: “I. Was. Cubed. For. How. Many. Weeks?”
Minion: “About… 2 months actually Miss Ritchi.”
Rox: “Thank you Minion.” finger points and glares at Megs, “Accident?!”
Megs: *furious stop motions at Minion* “Ahahahaaaaa Miss Ritchi… I can -ack- explain!”
Rox: “Then you better start talking fast or I’m going to take this… whatever this does, and we’ll see how you like being suspended over the alligator pit!”
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