“Candy Store” from Heathers for Emma D. @1000liveslived and Carmen @rocking-rockatoo and Belle (me) otherwise known as The B.E.C.s.

BELLE:

Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You’ve come so far,
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
I’d normally slap your face off,
And everyone here could watch.
But I’m feeling nice.
Here’s some advice.
Listen up, biotch!

EMMA & BELLE:
I like!

CARMEN:
Lookin’ hot
Buying stuff they cannot

CARMEN & BELLE:
I like!

EMMA:
Drinkin’ hard
Maxin’ Dad’s credit card

CARMEN & EMMA:
I like!

BELLE:
Skippin’ gym
Scaring her
Screwing him

BELLE & EMMA:
I like!

CARMEN:
Killer clothes

B.E.C.s:
Kickin’ nerds in the nose!

BELLE:
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack

EMMA & CARMEN:
Woah!

EMMA:
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsha with the quarterback

B.E.C.s:
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
Welcome to my candy store
It’s time for you to prove
You’re not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store

BELLE & EMMA:
Guys fall

CARMEN:
At your feet
Pay the check

EMMA:
Help you cheat

B.E.C.s:
All you

BELLE:
Have to do

CARMEN:
Say goodbye to Shamoo

B.E.C.s:
That freak’s

EMMA:
Not your friend
I can tell in the end

B.E.C.s:
If she

BELLE:
Had your shot

B.E.C.s:
She would leave you to rot

CARMEN:
‘Course if you don’t care
Fine! Go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on

B.E.C.s:
Woah!

CARMEN:
Or forget the creep

EMMA:
And get in my jeep

BELLE:
Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn

B.E.C.s:
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You’re not a pussy anymore
Then step into my candy store

EMMA:
You can join the team

BELLE & CARMEN:
Or you can bitch and moan

CARMEN:
You can live the dream

EMMA & BELLE:
Or you can die alone

BELLE:
You can fly with eagles

B.E.C.s:
Or if you prefer

BELLE:
Keep on testing me

EMMA & CARMEN:
And end up like her!

B.E.C.s:
Woah!

CARMEN:
Honey, whachu waiting fo—

BELLE & EMMA:
Step into my candy store! Time for you to prove
Oooh woah! Woah oh oh! You’re not a lame ass anymore Then step into my candy store

B.E.C.s:
It’s my candy store
It’s my candy
It’s my candy store
It’s my candy
It’s my candy store