mix tape {{ for whoever you feel like? }}

1000liveslived-aa:

send “mix tape” for my muse to make a list of 5 songs that they think explain how they feel for your muse || accepting (Syx)

i.   i’m not your boyfriend – 30H!3

If you fuckin’ with my city,
Then you fuckin’ with my kin,
You know I rep’ this shit,
I got my hands up on your chest,
Motherfuckers best believe it,
That you’re fuckin’ with the best

ii.  love bites – halestorm

I slither like a viper
And get you by the neck
I know a thousand ways to help you forget about her
That bitch can eat her heart out!

iii. s.e.x – nickelback

“No” is a dirty word,
Never gonna say it first,
“No” is just a thought that never crosses my mind.
Maybe in the parking lot,
Better bring your friend along,
Better off together than just one at a time.

iv.  fuck you – lily allen

Your point of view is medievalFuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you very, very much
Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don’t stay in touch

v.   too close – arson city 

Which way is right?
Which way is wrong?
How can I say that I need to move on?
You know we’re heading in separate ways!

setepenre-set:

displacerghost:

thehauntedrocket:

USB Squirming Tentacle

Simply plug this USB Squirming Tentacle into your USB port and it will fill your computer with unspeakable evils. The USB Squirming Tentacle will draw a small amount of power from your computer, enabling it to squirm and wiggle like an Elder God trying to escape your laptop.

*choking noises*

@setepenre-set​ have you SEEN THIS

@displacerghost: #oh my #LOOK AT THE WIGGLE #people use this in PUBLIC??? #HoW???? #eeEEEEE #i can’t stop blushing just looking at it 

#i could see roxanne using this like #in the privacy of the Lair #to troll megamind #because she’s evil #and let’s face it he’s beautiful when he blushes #and megs IMMEDIATELY blushing purple #all the way to his ears #because ahhhHHHHHHhhh #ahhh 

#it is scandolously wiggly 

YES. YES TO ALL.

oh god Roxanne’s just like

working on her computer

so megamind goes up casually to her intending to see what she’s working on and

TENTACLE. T E N T A C L E. 

wriggling tentacle.

AAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAA