imagine-your-otp-doing-things:
Person A: Oh wow you’re up early it’s 5 am.
Person B:
Person A: You didn’t sleep at all did you
imagine-your-otp-doing-things:
Person A: Oh wow you’re up early it’s 5 am.
Person B:
Person A: You didn’t sleep at all did you
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Pausing, Lyn took all of two seconds to process this information, before nodding and dismissing the man with a flick of her wrist. “Alrigh’. Thanks fer tha info,” she murmured, waiting until the man was gone before turning to head for the bar.
She wasn’t entirely sure what it was she felt, honestly. She felt oddly… numb. She normally knew just how to react to everything, knew how to handle a situation. But this?
Pouring herself a drink, she slowly tipped it back, mulling over the news slowly in her mind.. and found she would miss the blue bastard..
personality test: “I love being the center of attention.”
me: yes
personality test: “Attention makes me feel uncomfortable.”
me, sweating: y-yes
personality test: “I have a strong sense of superiority.”
me: yes!
personality test: “I feel inferior to others.”
me, gnawing on my fingers: yES
Hands up and touch the sky~
“Syx, Jesus, come on it’ll be fine!” Emma urged, beaming from ear to ear as she practically skipped in a circle before facing her best friend. Her blue eyes were alight with amusement as she giggled happily.
“..Yeah yeah, its easy for you to say,” the man grumbled, sighing as he straightened his leather jacket out. Emma wasted no time opening the door, revealing a man somewhat taller than her, relying heavily on a cane. Looking up, the man’s green eyes widened a moment.
“Sam! Hi!” She greeted, him clearly not expecting Emma to have just shown up.. chuckling, he rose to his full height and put his weight onto his good leg to embrace his sister.
“Sam, this is Syx, my friend I was telling you about. Syx, this is my brother Sam,” she mused, stepping aside as the younger man drew himself up with as much confidence as he could muster.
“Hey,” he greeted, raising his chin high. Sam chuckled, inclining his head in a simple nod, “HEllo.”
(( poor baby so awkward XD ))
👻 A parent calms down the child after a nightmare
When Devin woke up from his nap crying, Syx panicked. He suddenly regretted claiming he was prepared for this. He didn’t feel so at all. He looked up at Minion helplessly, but his fish just made hand gestures at him, miming picking Devin up.
“Well of course that!” he hissed softly back. Picking the blue baby up and cradling him to his chest Syx murmured, “Shhh shhhh it’s okay. Uncle Syx is here. I have you.”
With another helpless look to Minion, he starting rocking and humming, not knowing what else to do. It started as the lullabies Daddy used to sing but morphed into something older, something from his mother. He didn’t think about it as he hummed, couldn’t. But Minion’s eyes went wide and his mouth dropping into a little ‘o’.
“I really get off on fighting and being choked,” Syx blushed hard and twiddled his fingers together.
I headcanon Megamind as making playlists/mixtapes for himself a lot
like, it’s my guess that he has various songs organized by what sort of superpower showdown they would be appropriate background music for
and I further believe
that he’s made several ‘Roxanne Ritchi’ mixtapes
with various themes
like, there’s the ‘Evil Queen’ playlist
the ‘Kinky’ playlist
the ‘Angsty Unrequited Love’ playlist
the ‘Romantic’ playlist
and so on
and at some point, post-movie (or au), Roxanne finds one of these tapes and is like ‘you made me a mixtape?’
and Megamind is like ‘haha yeah, *A* mixtape, that’s what I made you, definitely not more than one, that would be SUPER WEIRD oh god please don’t let her look in all the rest of those boxes SHIT WHICH ONE DID SHE FIND is it the evil queen one is it the kinky one shit shit fuck shit *sweats nervously*
“Music” Man: Ah, I remember years ago when the great hero Metro Man died at the hands of his greatest enemy…
Megamind: *next room over* STOP TELLING PEOPLE YOU’RE DEAD, AND I KILLED YOU!!!
“Music” Man: If you listen closely, you can still hear him.