dead-eyedplasticdesktoy:

Do you think whenever there is a ufo sighting around metro city everyone looks at Megamind and he finds it confusing and offensive and is all like “Jesus christ you guys, you can’t blame me for everything!”

And do you think alien abductees try to contact him to get information about why they were abducted and what the aliens want from them and he’s just like “I’m from Michigan, i haven’t been in space since i was literally 8 days old! You’re guess is as good as mine!”

maria–reynolds:

“Hold the fuck up.” I say. I am the fuck up. Please hold me.

cfmusings:

Strike me down?
I’ll get up again.
I am not invincible,
but I won’t give up either.

i-live-for–the-aesthetic:

blog aesthetic for @lawltula

“Share your jacket, I forgot mine.” Alixon (lol)

“What? No! It’s my favorite one.”

Would you let Harrison top you?

“Yes,” Syx blushed lightly, then raised his chin with a smirk, “My well behaved captive gets rewards. Long as he behaves.”

I hide because there’s more to me than what you see and I’m not sure you’d like the rest. I know that sometimes, I don’t like the rest.

Thomas lain, I Wrote This For You
(via 1000liveslived)

psych2go:

If you’re interested in psychology, request an invite to this group here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/psych2go/

tastefullyoffensive:

by Sarah Andersen

HONESTY 8

HONESTY 8: What would your ideal lover be like?

“I want a person who can match me in wit, challenge me at every level, and still make me… feel like I’m not worthless when I’m at my weakest. Who can hold me when I’m… soft.”