[TXT] M is a mama fish, yea
[TXT] he’s pretty one of a kind
[TXT] noodle! is he spaghetti? little pile o spaghetti noodle? 👀
[Text] So you are one of them right?
[Text] Seems like everyone is around here.
[Text] When he’s feeling lazy, he is!
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[TXT] I’m not one of anything! I’m one of a kind!
[TXT] okay maybe not totally anymore but no one is as fucking sick ass as me. Im a magical glitter phenomenon!!!
[TXT] omg he’s an adorable lazy noodle
[TXT] do only aliens own canons? that doesn’t seem right. How else do you send you frienemies glitter?
[TXT] or do you know M? don’t let that sweet smile fool you!! or those big brown eyes!
[TXT] I’m still glaring at him but he refuses to acknowledge the fact
[TXT] what’s his name? is he big? is it fun to pet snakes?
[Text] You said fish, right? Isn’t there someone like that?
[Text] Don’t think I do
[Text] Noodle, not really and I think so?
[TXT] M is a mama fish, yea
[TXT] he’s pretty one of a kind
[TXT] noodle! is he spaghetti? little pile o spaghetti noodle? 👀
[TXT] you know, like a mama bear but a fish
[TXT] and I mean that M is being mean and took my canon away
[TXT] I could find it if I wanted to, but i kinda feel sick now
[TXT] idk, you said you had a boa, what’s he like? I just have dogs? yeah, they prolly count as dogs.
[Text] Wait a minute
[Text] You’re one of the
[Text] Aliens. Right?
[Text] Sorry about that.
[Text] He’s pretty chill.
[TXT] do only aliens own canons? that doesn’t seem right. How else do you send you frienemies glitter?
[TXT] or do you know M? don’t let that sweet smile fool you!! or those big brown eyes!
[TXT] I’m still glaring at him but he refuses to acknowledge the fact
[TXT] what’s his name? is he big? is it fun to pet snakes?
[TXT] Bah! M wont eat them and he is just mama fishing me now
[TXT] If I shoot them out of a canon at the park, do you think people would catch them?
[TXT] apparently my canon privileges just got taken away
[TXT] now i’m bloated and bored
[TXT] tell me things?
[Text] Mama fishing?
[Text] And what do you mean cannon?
[Text] Uh. What kind of things?
[TXT] you know, like a mama bear but a fish
[TXT] and I mean that M is being mean and took my canon away
[TXT] I could find it if I wanted to, but i kinda feel sick now
[TXT] idk, you said you had a boa, what’s he like? I just have dogs? yeah, they prolly count as dogs.
[Text] Riiight.
[Text] I’ll get my own donuts then.
[Text] Don’t think I want to know what that is.
[TXT] I’m not saying you can’t have my donuts
[TXT] actually plz have my donuts I can’t look at them anymore
[TXT] how does one prove thy lack of ill intent to thy brethren?
[Text] Hey when you figure it out let me know.
[Text] See if anyone else wants them?
[TXT] Bah! M wont eat them and he is just mama fishing me now
[TXT] If I shoot them out of a canon at the park, do you think people would catch them?
[TXT] apparently my canon privileges just got taken away
[TXT] now i’m bloated and bored
[TXT] tell me things?
[TXT] disproving the possibility of ax murder is an impossibility
[TXT] if I was a known ax murderer than I’d be in prison and if I wasn’t known then how could anyone ever know?
[TXT] also I do own an ax which isn’t stacked in my favor
[TXT] but it does have a sign saying ‘do not touch, yes I mean you’
[TXT] because of the fetch incident
[Text] Riiight.
[Text] I’ll get my own donuts then.
[Text] Don’t think I want to know what that is.
[TXT] I’m not saying you can’t have my donuts
[TXT] actually plz have my donuts I can’t look at them anymore
[TXT] how does one prove thy lack of ill intent to thy brethren?
[TXT] I might be on a sugar high? my tongue feels weird
[TXT] I have 2 more boxes but I no longer believe I can eat them
[Text] Probably are then?
[Text] Prove you’re not an axe murderer or something and then share.
[TXT] disproving the possibility of ax murder is an impossibility
[TXT] if I was a known ax murderer than I’d be in prison and if I wasn’t known then how could anyone ever know?
[TXT] also I do own an ax which isn’t stacked in my favor
[TXT] but it does have a sign saying ‘do not touch, yes I mean you’
[TXT] because of the fetch incident
[TXT] I’m not? Do you get wrong # often?
[TXT] !!!!! is your phone hooked to like a time shift where you get all the calls that never get answered and you get like feedback from all over the many planes of existence?
[TXT] that would be so fucking cool
[TXT] okay I checked the math and even allowing for time paradoxes it’s super unlikely but I still like it as a concept
[TXT] Boas are cool. and my donut is now gone
[TXT] but look! I have more!
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[Text] Not that often? But it happens.
[Text] You okay over there? 😟
[Text] Hey, that’s just teasing.
[TXT] I might be on a sugar high? my tongue feels weird
[TXT] I have 2 more boxes but I no longer believe I can eat them
@singinghands cont.[Text] Think you typed it wrong.
[Text] But what else is gay?
[TXT] no way I typed it wrong! Uncle numbnuts don’t know is own # lol
[TXT] Snakes are gay. And this donut. It has rainbow sprinkles.
[Text] You sure? You wouldn’t be the first person.
[Text] That makes sense. Always wondered about my boa.
[Text] What kinda donut?
[TXT] I’m not? Do you get wrong # often?
[TXT] !!!!! is your phone hooked to like a time shift where you get all the calls that never get answered and you get like feedback from all over the many planes of existence?
[TXT] that would be so fucking cool
[TXT] okay I checked the math and even allowing for time paradoxes it’s super unlikely but I still like it as a concept
[TXT] Boas are cool. and my donut is now gone
[TXT] but look! I have more!
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@singinghands cont.
[Text] Think you typed it wrong.
[Text] But what else is gay?
[TXT] no way I typed it wrong! Uncle numbnuts don’t know is own # lol
[TXT] Snakes are gay. And this donut. It has rainbow sprinkles.
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