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Megamind narrowed his eyes at her, taking a breath and resuming his villainous role, “Oh ho ho, peep-squeak, how uniquely original,” he mocked, “What ever do you call yourself the Grumpy Bomber? Woefully Overcompensating Villainess?” he rocked back hands going behind his back to grip his emergency weapon from his belt.

Wave her index finger at him, visibly getting further gleeful. “Weeeeell, Its more a classic calling noicy annoyances barely shorter then yourself, like you.”

“Oh, thank you for asking~” She beamed toothy, not seeming to notice his reach for another mechanism, but truth was.. She was curious. Attacking her she be free for deffence.
“Its The explosive existance, but your free to use both of your suggestions.
Imaginatin should be rewarded.”

Behind his back, Syx hit an alert on his watch to call a brain bot patrol to him in standby mode. Slipping his fingers around his backup gun, this one was more of an emergency weapon with settings from stun to electrocution. He thumbed the dial and made sure the setting was low. He wasn’t going to take any more chances with this unknown element but he had no interest in killing her either.

“Explosive Existence, so you are a one trick pony then, how droll,” Megamind laughed.

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Megamind stared in horror as his gun parts blew off. That had never happen before, her powers something he’d yet to encounter. Gaping he glared up at her, “The FUCK?!” 

Syx completely lost his character, his villainous role dropping as he swore. He tried so hard to keep his foul prison mouth from creeping into his presentation as Megamind, but in his shock the words had slipped out. Taking a breath Syx eyed her with a new respect, trying to form a game plan. Struggling to regain his role Megamind spat out, “You don’t play nice do you?”

Throwing hair back Alixon scratched the back of her neck watching him with slight amused loose temper.
“If playing nice first time meeting someone new I be stomped upon each day of my life.” Tilt emerging grin.
“To not mention cubed. Also,
Im sure you got a couple extra guns at home.”

“Am I too keep calling you Megaminds or do you have a name little man?”

Syx narrowed his eyes at her, that was fair. He’d cubed himself once with Minion watching to know first hand what it felt like. While it wasn’t necessarily bad in any way, it was still unpleasant and disorientating. 

“Not for you! As for as you’re concerned the only name you need to know is Megamind!” he huffed, he didn’t give up his real name easily, though everything was slowly changing he stubbornly held onto this for the time being. 

“That so?” Alixon slowly leveled a challanging brown and voice turned provoking. Maybe she could make him further annoyed~
“Suppose you dont mind if I give you a degrading nickname then.
Cant go around calling any undeserving peep-squeak’s Megamind.
That is urned.” Alixon grinned.

Megamind narrowed his eyes at her, taking a breath and resuming his villainous role, “Oh ho ho, peep-squeak, how uniquely original,” he mocked, “What ever do you call yourself the Grumpy Bomber? Woefully Overcompensating Villainess?” he rocked back hands going behind his back to grip his emergency weapon from his belt.

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Megamind stared in horror as his gun parts blew off. That had never happen before, her powers something he’d yet to encounter. Gaping he glared up at her, “The FUCK?!” 

Syx completely lost his character, his villainous role dropping as he swore. He tried so hard to keep his foul prison mouth from creeping into his presentation as Megamind, but in his shock the words had slipped out. Taking a breath Syx eyed her with a new respect, trying to form a game plan. Struggling to regain his role Megamind spat out, “You don’t play nice do you?”

Throwing hair back Alixon scratched the back of her neck watching him with slight amused loose temper.
“If playing nice first time meeting someone new I be stomped upon each day of my life.” Tilt emerging grin.
“To not mention cubed. Also,
Im sure you got a couple extra guns at home.”

“Am I too keep calling you Megaminds or do you have a name little man?”

Syx narrowed his eyes at her, that was fair. He’d cubed himself once with Minion watching to know first hand what it felt like. While it wasn’t necessarily bad in any way, it was still unpleasant and disorientating. 

“Not for you! As for as you’re concerned the only name you need to know is Megamind!” he huffed, he didn’t give up his real name easily, though everything was slowly changing he stubbornly held onto this for the time being. 

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“Incredibly Handsome Criminal Genius and Mater of ALL Villainy!” Megamind mocked just out of spite. His games were silly. He actually made a point of making them as ridiculous as possible. It was all about the presentation and he adored the inside joke of it all. Challenging people to take his fire-breathing mechanical pony seriously. Being over the top and ridiculous was tremendous fun.

Annoyed both Al’s feathered ear and the pointy one lowered to the sides. 
“I see you leave me no choice Meg’s little.” Alixon informed, smirking and raised her hand threatening toward Megs face about to grab his sniffer. Close enough one could feel the growing smell of blast powder on Alixon’s skin.
“Light in the hole’s~” She sang convincing.

“Ahahaha no no no,” Megamind danced back, his degun appearing in his hand in a swift motion, “Let’s not do anything stupid shall we?”

He truly hated fighting the unknowns. Especially as she seemed to know him or a version of him. This wasn’t a fight to take chances in.

Megamind dancing back Alixon gently pulled back her hand again laughing behind her grinning teeth, up to spotting the recognicable glimps of a Megs deegun. Breath freezing momentarily and pupils retracted the bombers powers abruptly bursting out instinctly. First catching hold of the guns mechanism who poped into smoke, and then the pipe mantel flew off.

Starring afterwards embarassed on him the blue women glares to the side, straightening posture. “Haha- yeah!
Who wants to be stupid on the first encounter.” Fuck.

Megamind stared in horror as his gun parts blew off. That had never happen before, her powers something he’d yet to encounter. Gaping he glared up at her, “The FUCK?!” 

Syx completely lost his character, his villainous role dropping as he swore. He tried so hard to keep his foul prison mouth from creeping into his presentation as Megamind, but in his shock the words had slipped out. Taking a breath Syx eyed her with a new respect, trying to form a game plan. Struggling to regain his role Megamind spat out, “You don’t play nice do you?”

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“Incredibly Handsome Criminal Genius and Mater of ALL Villainy!” Megamind mocked just out of spite. His games were silly. He actually made a point of making them as ridiculous as possible. It was all about the presentation and he adored the inside joke of it all. Challenging people to take his fire-breathing mechanical pony seriously. Being over the top and ridiculous was tremendous fun.

Annoyed both Al’s feathered ear and the pointy one lowered to the sides. 
“I see you leave me no choice Meg’s little.” Alixon informed, smirking and raised her hand threatening toward Megs face about to grab his sniffer. Close enough one could feel the growing smell of blast powder on Alixon’s skin.
“Light in the hole’s~” She sang convincing.

“Ahahaha no no no,” Megamind danced back, his degun appearing in his hand in a swift motion, “Let’s not do anything stupid shall we?”

He truly hated fighting the unknowns. Especially as she seemed to know him or a version of him. This wasn’t a fight to take chances in.

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“This is my natural mode, If I was seriously angry I be attacking, so get used to it” Alixon huffed setting the end of her bomb stick to the ground, leaned on it while looking him over.
Did really appear like her childhood curiosity, Megamind.

“Are you going to keep calling yourself master of all Villainy.” Crease a criticizing brown. “Cause that is defiantly going to pinch you in the ass, plus, sounds rather silly.” She tease, teasing him.

“Incredibly Handsome Criminal Genius and Mater of ALL Villainy!” Megamind mocked just out of spite. His games were silly. He actually made a point of making them as ridiculous as possible. It was all about the presentation and he adored the inside joke of it all. Challenging people to take his fire-breathing mechanical pony seriously. Being over the top and ridiculous was tremendous fun.

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”tss..” Cute comment had the blue women displeased inhale through her nostrils as slowly closing in on this new Megamind, informing him bit by bit she was a little taller then him even in boots owning a thick sole herself.

“We’ll you aren’t showing it. I’ll have blasted multiple of these building from the roots, for years and non have come to claim those, ‘Mr Metro city is mine~’” She hummed, cracking a mocking grin. “In fact, I haven’t even I seen your evil face in the papers in years, only been goody two-shoesed ones… a while.”

“The city is a mess, but I do intend to fix that,” Megamind hated that he hardly recognized his city anymore, “That fiery temper is only going to get you into trouble. You’d do well to show a bit of respect to the Master of all Villainy.”

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✨ That’s not how you dance

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“Oh dear evil god, no!” Megamind waved his hands is exasperation, “You’re doing it all wrong! You can’t just wiggle your shoulders,” he rolled his whole head with an exaggerated sigh. Villains had no class or presentation anymore. It was one thing to have to get into a turn war and  show some wanna-be to show some respect it was another for said person to have a woeful presentation. 

“Listen, you can’t just show up on the street and call a fight! Where are the smoke machines? the music? the PRESENTATION!?” he flung out his arms, “And stop that! That isn’t dancing and it’s to soon to gloat you imbecile!”

“OOOOOh? you want smoke buster?” Alixon clicked amused with her tongue acting up a annoyed show stretching her fingers. She could burst right her with anger but every new Megamind type she meet somehow made the blue lady avoid immediate war zone even when rudely confronted.

“What make you think I was dancing.
Dancing is for loosers.” She mocked matter of factually, THIS Megamind obviously taking his gimmick more seriously then the other ones.
Waaaait. Her pink eyes narrowed on him. Was this one still villain?
A villainous gleeful smile grow on her lips. OOOhohohoho~

“Oh ho ho, you’re cute. You’re presentation still leaves something to be desired, though,” Megamind waved a hand dismissively, “Metrocity is mine, as you should be aware. I don’t share well.”

✨ That’s not how you dance

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“Oh dear evil god, no!” Megamind waved his hands is exasperation, “You’re doing it all wrong! You can’t just wiggle your shoulders,” he rolled his whole head with an exaggerated sigh. Villains had no class or presentation anymore. It was one thing to have to get into a turn war and  show some wanna-be to show some respect it was another for said person to have a woeful presentation. 

“Listen, you can’t just show up on the street and call a fight! Where are the smoke machines? the music? the PRESENTATION!?” he flung out his arms, “And stop that! That isn’t dancing and it’s to soon to gloat you imbecile!”