Now she was just teasing him! Huffing and smacking the list away from himself, Megamind glared at her.
Then the list registered. She had a kid. A baby. Crossing his arms, he told her, “The part with not messing with families or kids applies to everyone. I won’t ever harass your family if they are non-combatants.”
Fanning pad to her face this particular info got the blue women’s attention, If regretting she showed him the note’s however it didn’t show, for now playing in her head like a chaotic street light. Why did she do that!? Clear throat and put note’s back in her pack again, looking his was seriously. “I lived without this law for year’s and my kid have been safe. Ether that or the ‘laws’.” Lift her hand’s waving bunny ears against him. “Already existed you here or not.” She huff leaving arm’s on her sides again.
Closing his eyes briefly and feeling better with his bots around his, Megamind breathed through his nose. His nostrils flared as he worked on calming himself, “Look if even the hell child that Psycho adopted can follow the rules,” granted the D.S. in general only grudgingly or laughingly followed their peace treaty, “They can’t be that difficult.”
The blue women snorted amused, pushing yellow shades back with her digits before leaned forward near pushing the notebook’s page she just written on to Meg’s nose. (not wanting to get zapped) “Don’t be such a scardy cat.. Everything interesting isn’t about you..” She snickered. GET – Oil – Baby powder – Diapers – Frocen salmon – 3 plant pots – New note book
It was a shopping list.
Now she was just teasing him! Huffing and smacking the list away from himself, Megamind glared at her.
Then the list registered. She had a kid. A baby. Crossing his arms, he told her, “The part with not messing with families or kids applies to everyone. I won’t ever harass your family if they are non-combatants.”
His whole face went lavender and rose. Why did she have to know that? He knew from Harrison that he was one of the very few Blue People with non-human styled genitals. He was just hoping she didn’t know that. FUCK!
“I really don’t feel like I should have to explain my anatomy to you,” teeth clenched in embarrassment.
Mouth corner hitch up. “What do we say. The more I know the less I have to investigate?” Studying Meg’s face she chuckle, Such burning effect. Quickly swinging the staff to her side and bend other arm back, fetching a notepad from her smaller pocket’s bag. “But I take what I can get for now…”
“What do you think you’re doing? Put that away!” Megamind stomped his foot, “I’m NOT your research project!”
Huffing Megamind crossed his arms scowling. He’d hoped she missed that part. Rolling his eyes he supplied, “I’m an alien. Do you honestly expect alien anatomy to be identical to humans?”
Apart from feeling her brown’s twitching above her big eyes Alixon hide increasing desire for a full blown check up. “No.” She admitted slowly. “The first Megamind coming to earth wasn’t identical but it was at least the same function.”
His whole face went lavender and rose. Why did she have to know that? He knew from Harrison that he was one of the very few Blue People with non-human styled genitals. He was just hoping she didn’t know that. FUCK!
“I really don’t feel like I should have to explain my anatomy to you,” teeth clenched in embarrassment.
Megamind regripped the shock gun, the charge built back up in case he needed it, trying to ignore the sting from the staff blow and kicks. Those would definitely be bruises later.
“No casualties amongst citizens in my protected areas, my turf. DO NOT rob or threaten my protected businesses. Wars and vast destruction stay away from heavily populated territory. You want to fight with a hero, you call him out and let the cops clear the battlefield. You do NOT threaten family. You do not threaten children,” he ground his teeth as he snapped out the last, “Rapists, serial killers, and pedophiles will never be tolerated. E v e r.”
Looking her dead in the eye, Megamind out with his finger in the air a sideways 6. With a deep breath, he explained, “The mark you’ll know my territory in. In blue paint or on a plaque. It will be everywhere that is mine.”
Numbering a whole row of rules Alixon turn from the compelling brain bots and glance back at Megs, creasing a eye brown and mouth form a line. Shit. “umm..” No word in the air Al lean on her staff to wait. Asking about rule’s apparently a flop, so many… But she act the good listener, and nod patiently when he’s finally done. Never interrupt a passionate man without a fair point. “Fair points with
Rapists and pedophiles. Serial killer though… can hardly control who go to waist in this city crowded ci- Hey!” Straighten her back, blinking confused. “How can you stand? Any male would lay on the ground quaking.”
Huffing Megamind crossed his arms scowling. He’d hoped she missed that part. Rolling his eyes he supplied, “I’m an alien. Do you honestly expect alien anatomy to be identical to humans?”
In the scuffle of arms and legs Syx snarled with a wild predatory grin. The kind reserved solely for other criminals. As her leg came up, by accident or design, it hit him square between the legs. Syx hissed at the hard connect, but her leg found nothing more than if she’d kicked a woman there.
Rolling out of the tangle and getting his feet under him, Megamind dropped into a defensive crouch. Green eyes narrowed at her, “Threats are for games, games have rules. These are my streets. You want to play games, you respect my rules. If you don’t, then well…” a truly evil grin spread over his face, “Surely you know the sort of toys I throw at Metro Man. How well do you think you’d last against something that can make an invulnerable man pause?”
The hum of brain bots filled the air, a small swarm of six fanning out around them.
Thrusting herself up from the ground with the staffs help, her dignity retrived Al observing Megamind with intense interest. Pressing lips shut not to smirk too big with eyes shining, feeling double the exitement sense Hot Flash and still raising Megs acting wicked. “Rules…?” She contain breath, wincing faint for the bruice on her back but ignore it. “Oh Yes, i have long wanted to know of those. Please tell and if they make sense maybe we wont have to test your toys stability blowing up.”
If only the world would stop spinning, supressed memories throbbing in the back of Alixons mind longer she watched this blue face, no question about it. Megamind was a huge trigger.
“Hum?” Sudden snapping pink gaze around just now noticing the brainbots surrounded them, and her evil smile shouldnt be bigger going from ear to ear as rational thinking roared, get your head straight! “So it were your children you called before..”
Megamind regripped the shock gun, the charge built back up in case he needed it, trying to ignore the sting from the staff blow and kicks. Those would definitely be bruises later.
“No casualties amongst citizens in my protected areas, my turf. DO NOT rob or threaten my protected businesses. Wars and vast destruction stay away from heavily populated territory. You want to fight with a hero, you call him out and let the cops clear the battlefield. You do NOT threaten family. You do not threaten children,” he ground his teeth as he snapped out the last, “Rapists, serial killers, and pedophiles will never be tolerated. E v e r.”
Looking her dead in the eye, Megamind out with his finger in the air a sideways 6. With a deep breath, he explained, “The mark you’ll know my territory in. In blue paint or on a plaque. It will be everywhere that is mine.”
Stumbling back from the stungun’s blister, suprise swooping thrue the bombers pink eyes, aggressive actions not calculated Al already fell when Megamind advanced forward. But instead of attacking Alixon went into deffence, blocking Megs with her staff hard against his chest, holding foe on arm lenghts after grunting hit the dirty ground, tearing up back of her dark grey tank top, reading BOOM!. “Ouch… Get off blue jerk!” She hiss thrue a sneer still in good mood and getting better. Fighting the only managable dance she knew by heart. “No one can handle threats anymore!” Barking this Al still kept check on his fist’s as raising own leg to kick him away feeling slightly out of place.
In the scuffle of arms and legs Syx snarled with a wild predatory grin. The kind reserved solely for other criminals. As her leg came up, by accident or design, it hit him square between the legs. Syx hissed at the hard connect, but her leg found nothing more than if she’d kicked a woman there.
Rolling out of the tangle and getting his feet under him, Megamind dropped into a defensive crouch. Green eyes narrowed at her, “Threats are for games, games have rules. These are my streets. You want to play games, you respect my rules. If you don’t, then well…” a truly evil grin spread over his face, “Surely you know the sort of toys I throw at Metro Man. How well do you think you’d last against something that can make an invulnerable man pause?”
The hum of brain bots filled the air, a small swarm of six fanning out around them.
He shifted into a more defensive stance, that stick could be very dangerous even without her powers. Syx was well used to uneven fights. Prison yard battles and getting beyond bloody. Fighting dirty and doing anything to win.
Gritting his teeth be dropped the vast majority of his super villain act. She was too dangerous for games. His eyes tracked her, ready to react the moment he sensed an attack. He’d let her get close, close enough to gut punch her with his gun if needed. So she couldn’t dodge. So she’d lose the advantage of her staff.
“You’re a dangerous thing Explosive Existence,” his green eyes narrowed, “But we’re all monsters here,” his voice low in threat.
The bomber split grin stretched further, reaching her ears as inching closer to the cornered blue man. Having way fun intruding his space and mood.
“Humm, I’ll have your kind to thank for that, so stand for the existance you create.” She purr lifting a taunting thick brown and wink mysterius without explination, settingt the end of her long bomb stick to the bricked ground between them. At least she wasnt grabby, yet, creating a thin barrier between them with the staff.
“Sure, but every monster crumble under the right method. Like wolf in front of a sheep.” Cackle, the poor thing had recognized het awesomeness!
Megamind let out a breath. Prison yard rules then. Street rules. No game. Not until she understood who he was. The trick was to hit them hard and fast with no warning. To never stop hitting them and to never hesitate.
Arm snapping up, Megamind fired the stun gun at her. It would be enough to knock anyone human to the ground easily. He wouldn’t count on it working on her though.
Dodging where he assumed the staff would come up, he lunged at her, closing the distance. If he made contact with her he’d ride her to the ground punching. He’d show her who was the wolf.
Megamind preferred guns, it was better to keep his distance. Safer. However, he’d mastered dirty fighting in the prison yard. Hand to hand combat with whatever you could get your hands on. Chains, shivs, rusty nails, it didn’t matter. The spikes on his gloves were for more than decoration. Defensive and offensive. The suit layered with fabrics to absorb blows and resist cutting.
“A walking weapon,” Megamind mused with a twitch of his lip, “You’re as bad as Hot Flash. Do you enjoy leveling the city just as much then?”
Damnitdamnit damnit! Syx cursed at himself, heart racing as he tightened his fingers around the small gun. He did NOT want to escalate this fight if he didn’t have to, but he wouldn’t leave himself vulnerable either. He just needed to buy time until his bots arrived, so he ignored her question. How much he could or couldn’t trust this villainess was still entirely up for debate.
Calling her a weapon Alixon starred at him a moment before chuckle softly onto the back of her hand. Finding description near comfort compared to Harrisons often pinching ones. “We have the same interest in distruction i guess. A great women!” She agreed, starting a wide circling around this new Megs. Not because she thought she see what he hid, even if a wish, but to test how close she be allowed. Twirling bomb stick playfull in her hand.
“Theres a certain difference between explotions and fire though” She add dreamy. “Noicy, leave little trace if wished, can be sooo soo pretty. Oh, not to miss.” Turn on her heel pinks slimming dangerusly gentle on Megs. “Everything can burst into pease’s~
Folks less amusing alive and action not staining my family I’ll have my work cut out testing this power daily on people~” She sang, studying him close.
He shifted into a more defensive stance, that stick could be very dangerous even without her powers. Syx was well used to uneven fights. Prison yard battles and getting beyond bloody. Fighting dirty and doing anything to win.
Gritting his teeth be dropped the vast majority of his super villain act. She was too dangerous for games. His eyes tracked her, ready to react the moment he sensed an attack. He’d let her get close, close enough to gut punch her with his gun if needed. So she couldn’t dodge. So she’d lose the advantage of her staff.
“You’re a dangerous thing Explosive Existence,” his green eyes narrowed, “But we’re all monsters here,” his voice low in threat.
Behind his back, Syx hit an alert on his watch to call a brain bot patrol to him in standby mode. Slipping his fingers around his backup gun, this one was more of an emergency weapon with settings from stun to electrocution. He thumbed the dial and made sure the setting was low. He wasn’t going to take any more chances with this unknown element but he had no interest in killing her either.
“Explosive Existence, so you are a one trick pony then, how droll,” Megamind laughed.
“MmHm.” Alixon mumbled crossing her arms, sensetive ear twitching forward with her winged one something clicking out of sigt, a button? What was he doing?
The corner of her mouth twitching doubtful with his….compliment? “I like to think I have more then one trick up my sleeve but when you can make most everything burst into tiny flared of powder hardly non question you.. ..what are you doing behind your back?”
“A walking weapon,” Megamind mused with a twitch of his lip, “You’re as bad as Hot Flash. Do you enjoy leveling the city just as much then?”
Damnitdamnit damnit! Syx cursed at himself, heart racing as he tightened his fingers around the small gun. He did NOT want to escalate this fight if he didn’t have to, but he wouldn’t leave himself vulnerable either. He just needed to buy time until his bots arrived, so he ignored her question. How much he could or couldn’t trust this villainess was still entirely up for debate.