Tag: rp tiny dragon

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“Hey!” Bluebell shouted, watching the dragon try and escape. Freeing her de-gun in a smooth motion she pointed it at the fleeing dragon, “Didn’t your mother ever tell you it’s bad for your health to say no to a super villain?”

She put on her Megamind voice, giving him a good evil laugh as she squeezed the trigger on the dehydration setting to turn him into a little blue cube.

He wanted to shout back at her that technically speaking his mother was kinda super villain so her statement was invalid, but then he got turned into a blue cube. That was startling!

The little cube clinked over the pavement, bouncing a bit before settling down for a second and then… with burst of white light Sator was free out of it! He shook his head and bared his teeth at Bluebell. “She sure told me what to do with crazy hoots like you!” he growled inhaling deeply into his lungs and sending a gust of wind at her.

“What?” Bell balked as the dragon reappeared from the cube, “That’s cheating!” though she didn’t get long to protest before the wind hit her. Tumbling over and fighting for balance, she tumbled end over end before getting into a crouch braced against the wind long enough to fire off another shot. 

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“What? Not good enough for you,” Bluebell demanded in a huff. Stalking over to the escaping dragon, she rushed to block it n from getting away from her, “We are going on a magical adventure even if I have to kidnap you. You aren’t required to enjoy it, but I have been waiting my whole life for this shit. Got it bucko?”

All of her childhood wishes had failed. No one had come down on a spaceship to save her. Her parents hadn’t secretly lived. The world hadn’t magically become more accepting. She hadn’t suddenly woken up to be normal one day. But she had just met a mother fucking dragon and she was going an a fucking magical adventure even if it landed her in lock up again.

“Lady, get a head check, I ain’t going on any sort of adventure with anyone.” Especially not nutjobs. “You can either buy a ticket to Disneyland or find a drug dealer, heard the LSD is going in for cheap,” he huffed. 

Since he checked last time with the owl, he still could fly, so… flying escape was it. He started to inhale in case he needed a sudden jet of air to get away from her.

“Hey!” Bluebell shouted, watching the dragon try and escape. Freeing her de-gun in a smooth motion she pointed it at the fleeing dragon, “Didn’t your mother ever tell you it’s bad for your health to say no to a super villain?”

She put on her Megamind voice, giving him a good evil laugh as she squeezed the trigger on the dehydration setting to turn him into a little blue cube.

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Blinking at the tiny dragon, Bluebell made an ‘o’ with her mouth, “You talk! Oh my fucking god!” jumping up, she let out a whoop, “Fuck yeah! I’m Mulan and your my Mushu! Let’s do this shit!”

She was prepared! Ready since she was a little girl for this day. To be chosen by a princess companion. It wouldn’t even matter if that was what this was or not, she was fucking rolling with it. She loved that damn movie!

“Oh! I need my sword! And armor! Fuck I don’t have anything historical. Will leather work?” she tapped her chin, “It’s going to have to until I can get Minion to make something new.”

If Sator had hands he’d be facepalming so hard right now. God save him from the crazy people. There was no amount of done big enough to accurately portray what he was feeling at the second.

“I’m outta here…” He sighed, shaking his head and turning around. 

He’s understand if Ina would have said that. But grown ass woman believing in Disney bullshit was way too much for him. What was that the creature called Mushu has said? ‘Shame on you and shame on your cow.’

“What? Not good enough for you,” Bluebell demanded in a huff. Stalking over to the escaping dragon, she rushed to block it n from getting away from her, “We are going on a magical adventure even if I have to kidnap you. You aren’t required to enjoy it, but I have been waiting my whole life for this shit. Got it bucko?”

All of her childhood wishes had failed. No one had come down on a spaceship to save her. Her parents hadn’t secretly lived. The world hadn’t magically become more accepting. She hadn’t suddenly woken up to be normal one day. But she had just met a mother fucking dragon and she was going an a fucking magical adventure even if it landed her in lock up again.

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Feeling something colided with her leg, the blue skinned villainess looked down. Blinking bright green eyes at the tiny, short legged dragon, Bluebell about squeed, “Oh my evil god! Look at how cute you are!”

Brashly, she grabbed the dragon’s cheeks in both gloved hands. Having quickly discovered that being blue in public no longer resulted in ‘go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200’ she was flaunting it. With her makeup a dramatic glittering gold and green to set off her eyes and sporting a leather jacket that was nearly more metal than leather, she would stand out even without the blue skin.

Wow, this lady was sight to behold. Like a 90s pop art of Marylin Monroe, definitely hard to ignore in the crowd. Sator cringed at being called cute and definitely didn’t appreciate being pinched on his muzzle. He snapped his jaws at her and growled.

“Lady, let go,” he barked at her.

Blinking at the tiny dragon, Bluebell made an ‘o’ with her mouth, “You talk! Oh my fucking god!” jumping up, she let out a whoop, “Fuck yeah! I’m Mulan and your my Mushu! Let’s do this shit!”

She was prepared! Ready since she was a little girl for this day. To be chosen by a princess companion. It wouldn’t even matter if that was what this was or not, she was fucking rolling with it. She loved that damn movie!

“Oh! I need my sword! And armor! Fuck I don’t have anything historical. Will leather work?” she tapped her chin, “It’s going to have to until I can get Minion to make something new.”

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Sator was running down the street, hiding from time to time behind a dumpster, trying to avoid people as much as possible. He was trying to get to Paige, his instincts telling him she was the safest option right now. 

Suddenly he bumped into something, or more precisely – bumped into someone’s calf. He sat on the pavement stunned for a moment, before shaking his head and looking up to see who was that in his way.

Feeling something colided with her leg, the blue skinned villainess looked down. Blinking bright green eyes at the tiny, short legged dragon, Bluebell about squeed, “Oh my evil god! Look at how cute you are!”

Brashly, she grabbed the dragon’s cheeks in both gloved hands. Having quickly discovered that being blue in public no longer resulted in ‘go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200’ she was flaunting it. With her makeup a dramatic glittering gold and green to set off her eyes and sporting a leather jacket that was nearly more metal than leather, she would stand out even without the blue skin.