Pre-established Relationship Meme – 💙 Complicated XD (((with Drago all its complicated.))

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“Okay no wait!” Bluebell waved her hands wildly in the air, bouncing on her toes, “What if, just picture this, a swarm of robotic bees in a sandstorm! In fucking MICHIGAN! Yeah?” she grinned widely as she bounced down on the couch, tossing a beer overhanded at the djinn, “Don’t tell me that wouldn’t be fucking sweet. The looks on their faces alone I tell you!”

Cackling with wild energy she could hardly sit still, spilling beer as she gestured with both hands. The young blue villainess was clad in a studded leather pants and a cute skull tank top, her makeup as over the to dramatic as it always was with severe winged eyeshadow and dark purple lips

Sticking her tongue out at him for trying to ruin her fun, Bell grabbed another beer, “I enjoy them. They make things interesting. God forbid this city ever get boring.”

The last question had the silliness drop off of her face. Straightening she tapped her chin, “The answer is actually reeeeeealy boring. They are all just human after all. Assuming it’s premeditated with plenty of prep time,” she held up a finger for the caveat, “a high-powered sniper shot to the head. Bang. Dead just like anyone else and no time for them to use their powers. Same way I’d kill you if I had to,” she shrugged, it wasn’t like she didn’t have backup plans for everyone, “Now it gets interesting if I didn’t have prep time!”

Passing the room, she mused, “Neither is immune to my de-gun but the smoke is impossible to shoot through and up close Jim-bo is good with a knife. Honestly, the best bet is to go for the girl first. He doesn’t think straight when he’s emotional. Problems there is the whole demon thing. But again! Waaaay too emotional. So play off the family love angle manipulating them until they lose their fight strategy. Downside with that angle is they won’t be holding back in the slightest and they have some nasty powers they can whip out. Still safer than them working as a team. I have holowatch mimics for both with voice recordings, so as long as they’re separated, that would work. Actually killing them would need improvised explosives and a fake corpse for the girl. I’d have to take Lyn out first. Then move on to Psycho. Again, explosives would be the easiest route to maintain personal safety and his powers don’t work as well against robots so at least a few would get close enough to detonate and I have a looooot of bots.”

“Destruction Worker is the easiest. For all his book smarts he has zero battle strategy. So he’s hardly worth the bother of explaining and a quick de-stroy would do the job,” she waved a hand dismissively, “Charlene I wouldn’t want to get within any radius off. Distance is the only option to kill her. Distance and surprise,” a distant look and a frown settled on Bluebell’s features, “I’ve seen the corpses she’s left behind. Melted bullets too. Once those flames are up I’m fairly certain only a high temp armored round would have a chance of getting through. She doesn’t care about collateral damage and using family against her would be suicide as most of them have powers too if my research is correct and I’m sure it is,” Bell crossed her arms and tapped her foot, “So high powered fire suppressant in order to get a shot in and then it would have to be a dead eye shot. But fire bitch is ancient and ornery so I ain’t touching that if I don’t have to.”

-”You had right , it was a boring question. I was this close….” he raised a hand and gestured a small inch – “…To fall asleep when you began to describe the most common ways anyone would use to kill a human, that I lost track after the second sentence.  You say they make things interesting, but Bluebell. I read the newspapers all the time and I see no Great work from their part. Maybe they are on vacations.” he shrugs and hurry his last beer. Though he ignored her comment about killing him in the same way as them. His immortality is not something he has wrote in his forehead, so better let people think they can kill him. It’s a way to know who is with you and who is a traitor, when that person tries to shoot you or stab you. Is during that small second when all is clear.

“The only one there who seems worthy to meet is The fire lady. The rest…..None of them called my attention..” he made memory. Alixon just mentioned one when she explained she joined the DS. but so far they were more mocking the team than really analize them. “Oh well. I’ll look for them later.”

Bell rolled her eyes, “That’s because nothing short of fiery death raining from the heavens and seas of blood from the innocent amuses you. We are not all so picky,” she crossed her arms, “They do make it interesting if you like one on one battles with magic that can wreck city blocks for miles and flood an entire neighborhood.”

She waved her hands about, “Not all of us can conjure sandy death and mayhem from our fingertips. Sooooome of us have to actually work for it,” she shrugged, “But yeah, Flash is always good for a fight and would likely be the only one on a level you would care about. I heard she melted Chicago down once… or was that New York?” Bell tapped her chin, “She’s old as shit and I knooooooow you’ll piss her right off.”

Bluebell giggled, grinning from ear to ear, “Just give me a heads up first, k? I wanna be the next city over before you two turn this one to glass. Cuz you know, sand and fire. Damn Metrocity will make a pretty glass city! Ooooooo yeah.”

Pre-established Relationship Meme – 💙 Complicated XD (((with Drago all its complicated.))

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“Okay no wait!” Bluebell waved her hands wildly in the air, bouncing on her toes, “What if, just picture this, a swarm of robotic bees in a sandstorm! In fucking MICHIGAN! Yeah?” she grinned widely as she bounced down on the couch, tossing a beer overhanded at the djinn, “Don’t tell me that wouldn’t be fucking sweet. The looks on their faces alone I tell you!”

Cackling with wild energy she could hardly sit still, spilling beer as she gestured with both hands. The young blue villainess was clad in a studded leather pants and a cute skull tank top, her makeup as over the to dramatic as it always was with severe winged eyeshadow and dark purple lips

-”Oh please stop!!AARRGGHhhhH” – He quickly covered his eyes  shaking hands front his face before she could do the *presentation* crap. -”Not you too!! The fuck with people in this city with that. So cracked, woman! Don’t do it again”  He growled and rolled his eyes. Seriously. if he hear that again he’s gonna blow up the whole city.

The rest of the information was pretty easy to swallow, still the powers they manage  carry an interesting variety, but the thing didn’t truly comfort his curiosity. Mentioning that they can kill without touch, or burn a city was not making him think better. True for someone without powers  or a human it was fasscinating. But he was old. like….really old. And saw many who did same if not more without conjure magic. This society was so accustomed to the quiet days that even a new plague scares the shit out of them.

-”Bluebell, for the way you describe each and one of them, enyone would think you really love them. “ he leaned back chuckling. With his magic he thres sparks, bright over her like a courtain, some way to represent the end of the theater. then clapped. “Bravo, that was pretty, now……. If I have to kill them….?.” he finally glanced away, a finger rubbing under his chin, thoughtfully.

Sticking her tongue out at him for trying to ruin her fun, Bell grabbed another beer, “I enjoy them. They make things interesting. God forbid this city ever get boring.”

The last question had the silliness drop off of her face. Straightening she tapped her chin, “The answer is actually reeeeeealy boring. They are all just human after all. Assuming it’s premeditated with plenty of prep time,” she held up a finger for the caveat, “a high-powered sniper shot to the head. Bang. Dead just like anyone else and no time for them to use their powers. Same way I’d kill you if I had to,” she shrugged, it wasn’t like she didn’t have backup plans for everyone, “Now it gets interesting if I didn’t have prep time!”

Passing the room, she mused, “Neither is immune to my de-gun but the smoke is impossible to shoot through and up close Jim-bo is good with a knife. Honestly, the best bet is to go for the girl first. He doesn’t think straight when he’s emotional. Problems there is the whole demon thing. But again! Waaaay too emotional. So play off the family love angle manipulating them until they lose their fight strategy. Downside with that angle is they won’t be holding back in the slightest and they have some nasty powers they can whip out. Still safer than them working as a team. I have holowatch mimics for both with voice recordings, so as long as they’re separated, that would work. Actually killing them would need improvised explosives and a fake corpse for the girl. I’d have to take Lyn out first. Then move on to Psycho. Again, explosives would be the easiest route to maintain personal safety and his powers don’t work as well against robots so at least a few would get close enough to detonate and I have a looooot of bots.”

“Destruction Worker is the easiest. For all his book smarts he has zero battle strategy. So he’s hardly worth the bother of explaining and a quick de-stroy would do the job,” she waved a hand dismissively, “Charlene I wouldn’t want to get within any radius off. Distance is the only option to kill her. Distance and surprise,” a distant look and a frown settled on Bluebell’s features, “I’ve seen the corpses she’s left behind. Melted bullets too. Once those flames are up I’m fairly certain only a high temp armored round would have a chance of getting through. She doesn’t care about collateral damage and using family against her would be suicide as most of them have powers too if my research is correct and I’m sure it is,” Bell crossed her arms and tapped her foot, “So high powered fire suppressant in order to get a shot in and then it would have to be a dead eye shot. But fire bitch is ancient and ornery so I ain’t touching that if I don’t have to.”

Pre-established Relationship Meme – 💙 Complicated XD (((with Drago all its complicated.))

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“Okay no wait!” Bluebell waved her hands wildly in the air, bouncing on her toes, “What if, just picture this, a swarm of robotic bees in a sandstorm! In fucking MICHIGAN! Yeah?” she grinned widely as she bounced down on the couch, tossing a beer overhanded at the djinn, “Don’t tell me that wouldn’t be fucking sweet. The looks on their faces alone I tell you!”

Cackling with wild energy she could hardly sit still, spilling beer as she gestured with both hands. The young blue villainess was clad in a studded leather pants and a cute skull tank top, her makeup as over the to dramatic as it always was with severe winged eyeshadow and dark purple lips

“Do you even know where we are? Did we move when I wasn’t looking? Otherwise, your confusing sand storms and snow storms,” Bluebell replied with a raised eyebrow. Taking another chug from her beer she waved her hand, “Yeah, yeah, mister one track mind.”

“Doom Syndicate is run by Psycho Delic. Tall ass purple guy with atrocious fashion sense. Looks like someone rolled him through a thrift store from the 80s. Mostly he sells drugs. Depending on which one you get it could be hard stuff or not. There’s a few running around? All the doubles and shit. One guy has some bitching clubs,” Bell laughed, “He has a whole crew of other super villains, but the roster changes based on who you get. Either way, they have the mistaken impression of their own power. It’s funny and I just like messing with them.”

-Yes, you moved some inches for the weight of your head. – Drago thought while rolled his eyes dramatically –

the things that interests him more, was the information, not the weather or her crazy experiments, to fake she has powers. – “for the description you re giving me, makes them look more like a common gang or a casual mafia. There is anything else that give them the title of villain? sounds pretty lame to me. “ Drago frowned, very dissapointed about it. “How many are they?”.

“Dude, the fuck separates a gang from a villain?” Bluebell arched her eyebrows, “Presentation! They’re the fucking Doom Syndicate. Gonna stick to the one’s I’ve fought cuz I know them best, k?”

She bounced up to her feet, pacing and gesturing as she spoke, “Psycho, he’s the purple one, smoke powers man. And drugs. He can fuck you up! Ever had an acid trip? Not just that either. Chlorine gas. Nerve toxin. Doesn’t have a limit that I know. Saw him drop a fucker with this fucking twisted grin as he and that bitch daughter of his were just laughing. Never even touched the guy but the dude just started choking and skin burst out into damn boils.”

“Then the rest of the team! So Hot Flash, flaming pink hair, you can’t miss her, rumor has it she burning a whole town down in Louisianna. To fucking aaaassssh. The whole thing. Personally, I’ve seen her fire and it scares the shit out of me. Bitch is crazy and she burned a bar to the ground cuz a guy slapped her ass. Fun to drink with, though, and damn can she kill a pool table. That was a fun night! Ha!” Bell laughed.

“I told you about the Crimson Fucker? That’s Psycho Delic’s daughter. Fiery Hell Cat, that one. More fire, bad mouth. Rather wild and totally fucking glued to her dad’s hip. Daddy’s little Princess,” she teased with a giggle, she actually really liked Lyn, but she was still going to tease her.

“Last but not least! The Destruction Worker! He’s their accountant, but don’t picture a nerdy little thing. He is really fucking good at manipulating number, though. Fuck me! I hacked their accounts once and daaaaaaaaamn I wish I could afford to have him do mine as well! But I digress. He’s a mountain of a guy, I swear he must take those things bodybuilders take, and again, flipping crazy. No powers, just tech. Trademark is JackHammers and an orange cone and destroying major buildings and bridges throughout the city,” she snorted. While she respected the man’s brilliance in finance, he was a short-sighted moron in villainy. 

“Other than that, it’s mostly goons,” she shrugged, “Not sure about the roster of the other team. But standard seems to be three to five powerful individuals.”

Pre-established Relationship Meme – 💙 Complicated XD (((with Drago all its complicated.))

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“Okay no wait!” Bluebell waved her hands wildly in the air, bouncing on her toes, “What if, just picture this, a swarm of robotic bees in a sandstorm! In fucking MICHIGAN! Yeah?” she grinned widely as she bounced down on the couch, tossing a beer overhanded at the djinn, “Don’t tell me that wouldn’t be fucking sweet. The looks on their faces alone I tell you!”

Cackling with wild energy she could hardly sit still, spilling beer as she gestured with both hands. The young blue villainess was clad in a studded leather pants and a cute skull tank top, her makeup as over the to dramatic as it always was with severe winged eyeshadow and dark purple lips

Bell rolled her eyes and took a long drink from her beer, “Metrocity’s IN Michigan, duh. Did the booze go to your head already?”

She waved a hand wildly about at Drago questioning her about the bees, “Because people would expect scorpions, that’s why! It needs to be unexpected,” she stuck out her lower lip in a glower, “Fine beetles then. They at least still fly.”

“Hmmm, yeah. I can break out the metallic paints and they can be all jewel toned and shit. Ha! That’ll be gorgeous,” she flopped back over the armrest as she continued her rambling over future plottings for causing chaos for her amusement to the citizens of the city, “I should get Minion to design an outfit to go with it. The feather cowl just won’t mix with sand.”

-”And the Jar’ Ahar it’s in a mirror of water in the middle of the  Desert and nobody cares.” He rolled his eyes like if he could care about the names the people give to the mortal lands. -”Does it look like I could care?” he gestured and raised his eyebrows. No. honestly he doesn’t care.

-”I’m pretty sure people expect a storm of sand in the middle of the City too. It Storm Sand once a week. why would be that odd.” Drago chuckles, finding funny the concept.

the djinn raised a hand and gestured to her to slow down the shit about nerd talking. “Hey hey! I didn’t accept the beer to hear about your hobbies. You’re a criminal and I have some questions for you. “ Drago sips from his beer and leaned back against the back of the couch. -”Who are these guys of Doom…Doom syndicate? That weird thing people has been mentioning lately” Of course Alixon mentioned them, but he wants another point of view. A different perspective.

“Do you even know where we are? Did we move when I wasn’t looking? Otherwise, your confusing sand storms and snow storms,” Bluebell replied with a raised eyebrow. Taking another chug from her beer she waved her hand, “Yeah, yeah, mister one track mind.”

“Doom Syndicate is run by Psycho Delic. Tall ass purple guy with atrocious fashion sense. Looks like someone rolled him through a thrift store from the 80s. Mostly he sells drugs. Depending on which one you get it could be hard stuff or not. There’s a few running around? All the doubles and shit. One guy has some bitching clubs,” Bell laughed, “He has a whole crew of other super villains, but the roster changes based on who you get. Either way, they have the mistaken impression of their own power. It’s funny and I just like messing with them.”

Pre-established Relationship Meme – 💙 Complicated XD (((with Drago all its complicated.))

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“Okay no wait!” Bluebell waved her hands wildly in the air, bouncing on her toes, “What if, just picture this, a swarm of robotic bees in a sandstorm! In fucking MICHIGAN! Yeah?” she grinned widely as she bounced down on the couch, tossing a beer overhanded at the djinn, “Don’t tell me that wouldn’t be fucking sweet. The looks on their faces alone I tell you!”

Cackling with wild energy she could hardly sit still, spilling beer as she gestured with both hands. The young blue villainess was clad in a studded leather pants and a cute skull tank top, her makeup as over the to dramatic as it always was with severe winged eyeshadow and dark purple lips

Drago drank from his bottle and frowned when heard the weird idea of Bluebell. Shocking his head to her he made a gesture with his lips. “Why there would be bees in the sand? if you say scorpions or Egyptians beetles…..” he raised a shoulder in a shrug. Why Michigan…?  – “Michigan……Michigan..” He drinks again, not saying no to the next beer. The criminal bar was new and he didn’t mind speak to creatives. Alixon already mentioned the DS but he still didn’t have the chance to meet the assholes.

“Oh man! Woman!!! stop wasting the beer!!” he complained! but smiled as well. this was so odd.  !I will insist with the beetles!”

Bell rolled her eyes and took a long drink from her beer, “Metrocity’s IN Michigan, duh. Did the booze go to your head already?”

She waved a hand wildly about at Drago questioning her about the bees, “Because people would expect scorpions, that’s why! It needs to be unexpected,” she stuck out her lower lip in a glower, “Fine beetles then. They at least still fly.”

“Hmmm, yeah. I can break out the metallic paints and they can be all jewel toned and shit. Ha! That’ll be gorgeous,” she flopped back over the armrest as she continued her rambling over future plottings for causing chaos for her amusement to the citizens of the city, “I should get Minion to design an outfit to go with it. The feather cowl just won’t mix with sand.”

Pre-established Relationship Meme – 💙 Complicated XD (((with Drago all its complicated.))

“Okay no wait!” Bluebell waved her hands wildly in the air, bouncing on her toes, “What if, just picture this, a swarm of robotic bees in a sandstorm! In fucking MICHIGAN! Yeah?” she grinned widely as she bounced down on the couch, tossing a beer overhanded at the djinn, “Don’t tell me that wouldn’t be fucking sweet. The looks on their faces alone I tell you!”

Cackling with wild energy she could hardly sit still, spilling beer as she gestured with both hands. The young blue villainess was clad in a studded leather pants and a cute skull tank top, her makeup as over the to dramatic as it always was with severe winged eyeshadow and dark purple lips