“Hi! I’m Dana!” A tiny alien smiled up at him. “How are you?!”

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Megamind pulled up short, blinking down at the small child? a hand drawing up to his chest as he peered dow at her. Black cape pulled around him, the blue man rocked back on his heels, “My! Aren’t you interesting!”

“Megamind, Criminal Genius and Master of all Villainy,” he boasted with a smirk, “And I’m deplorably bad, which is good. For the sake of bad.”

The child hugged his waist and looked up at him with those big eyes.
“Are you a super hero?”

Megamind blinked at her, “Did… did you not catch the Master of Villainy part of the title?”

“I may be super, but that is SUPER VILLAIN!”

She put her arms up, wanting to be held.
“You’re very silly! We both aliens! Do you has antenna? You got a beard!”
She was pulling at his cheek.
“Beardddd.”

“I’ve actually never met an alien with antenna,” Megamind frowned, but picked the girl up, “Do you have somewhere you’re supposed to be little cape thief?”

“Hi! I’m Dana!” A tiny alien smiled up at him. “How are you?!”

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Megamind pulled up short, blinking down at the small child? a hand drawing up to his chest as he peered dow at her. Black cape pulled around him, the blue man rocked back on his heels, “My! Aren’t you interesting!”

“Megamind, Criminal Genius and Master of all Villainy,” he boasted with a smirk, “And I’m deplorably bad, which is good. For the sake of bad.”

The child hugged his waist and looked up at him with those big eyes.
“Are you a super hero?”

Megamind blinked at her, “Did… did you not catch the Master of Villainy part of the title?”

“I may be super, but that is SUPER VILLAIN!”

“Hi! I’m Dana!” A tiny alien smiled up at him. “How are you?!”

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“Stealings bad even if you don’t get caught,” Megamind explained holding up a finger, “But not getting caught is the most important part.”

As she posed, he couldn’t help the grin that spread on his face, “And is the little villainess does get caught, the other important thing is knowing how to get out of a pair of handcuffs.”

“They don’t fit on me. They falls off and go claaannggg on the floor. Claaanngg.”
The child was making hand gestures and noises.
“I’m gonna stealed a donut from the donut house and…eat it! Donuts have holes in them cause….that is where their mouths are.”

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Megamind pulled up short, blinking down at the small child? a hand drawing up to his chest as he peered dow at her. Black cape pulled around him, the blue man rocked back on his heels, “My! Aren’t you interesting!”

“Megamind, Criminal Genius and Master of all Villainy,” he boasted with a smirk, “And I’m deplorably bad, which is good. For the sake of bad.”

“Stealings bad even if you don’t get caught,” Megamind explained holding up a finger, “But not getting caught is the most important part.”

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As she posed, he couldn’t help the grin that spread on his face, “And is the little villainess does get caught, the other important thing is knowing how to get out of a pair of handcuffs.”

“They don’t fit on me. They falls off and go claaannggg on the floor. Claaanngg.”
The child was making hand gestures and noises.
“I’m gonna stealed a donut from the donut house and…eat it! Donuts have holes in them cause….that is where their mouths are.”

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“Yes, they are certainly delicious…” Megamind smiled, humoring the girl. Minion was far better at this sort of thing, he was right back to feeling awkward. 

“Hi! I’m Dana!” A tiny alien smiled up at him. “How are you?!”

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“Daddy says that stealing is bad only if I get caughted. I didn’t get caughted.”
The child struck a pose.
“I’m gonna…be a evil viwwan!”

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Megamind pulled up short, blinking down at the small child? a hand drawing up to his chest as he peered dow at her. Black cape pulled around him, the blue man rocked back on his heels, “My! Aren’t you interesting!”

“Megamind, Criminal Genius and Master of all Villainy,” he boasted with a smirk, “And I’m deplorably bad, which is good. For the sake of bad.”

“Daddy says that stealing is bad only if I get caughted. I didn’t get caughted.”
The child struck a pose.
“I’m gonna…be a evil viwwan!”

“Stealings bad even if you don’t get caught,” Megamind explained holding up a finger, “But not getting caught is the most important part.”

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As she posed, he couldn’t help the grin that spread on his face, “And is the little villainess does get caught, the other important thing is knowing how to get out of a pair of handcuffs.”

“Hi! I’m Dana!” A tiny alien smiled up at him. “How are you?!”

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Megamind pulled up short, blinking down at the small child? a hand drawing up to his chest as he peered dow at her. Black cape pulled around him, the blue man rocked back on his heels, “My! Aren’t you interesting!”

“Megamind, Criminal Genius and Master of all Villainy,” he boasted with a smirk, “And I’m deplorably bad, which is good. For the sake of bad.”

Blinking owlishly down at the small child, Megamind considered the request, his fingers tracing over the M clasp. To humor the small child or not… 

Huffing out a breath he pointed a finger at the girl, “This is a super villain’s cape, so you had better not!”

Spinning the cape off his shoulders he dropped it over her head, spiked mantle and all. 

“I am…not big enough.”
Dana tried to move in the cape, but it was much too big.
“…I can’t see.”

Pulling it back off of her, Megamind sighed. She was cute, and she was an alien. Pulling a knife out of his boot, he slashed the cape in half. Kneeling, the blue villain tied the torn off portion around her neck, requesting solemnly, “You’d better tell everyone that you stole this.”

“Hi! I’m Dana!” A tiny alien smiled up at him. “How are you?!”

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Megamind pulled up short, blinking down at the small child? a hand drawing up to his chest as he peered dow at her. Black cape pulled around him, the blue man rocked back on his heels, “My! Aren’t you interesting!”

“Megamind, Criminal Genius and Master of all Villainy,” he boasted with a smirk, “And I’m deplorably bad, which is good. For the sake of bad.”

Megamind frowned with a tip of his head, “Irken? I’ve not heard of that one before,” though if she was listening off alien races, he’d be clueless regardless. He didn’t even know the proper name for his own species. 

“Cape yes…” oh no, this one seemed very young. Megamind had always been happy to leave the strange babies to Metro Man, “It’s an essential staple of any villainous costume.”

“Can I try it on? I wanna try it on!”
Dana hopped up and down in her glee.
“I promise not to hurt it! Promise!”
Her antenna twitched as she giddily hopped in place.
“Oh pretty pleasasee.”

Blinking owlishly down at the small child, Megamind considered the request, his fingers tracing over the M clasp. To humor the small child or not… 

Huffing out a breath he pointed a finger at the girl, “This is a super villain’s cape, so you had better not!”

Spinning the cape off his shoulders he dropped it over her head, spiked mantle and all. 

“Hi! I’m Dana!” A tiny alien smiled up at him. “How are you?!”

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Megamind pulled up short, blinking down at the small child? a hand drawing up to his chest as he peered dow at her. Black cape pulled around him, the blue man rocked back on his heels, “My! Aren’t you interesting!”

“Megamind, Criminal Genius and Master of all Villainy,” he boasted with a smirk, “And I’m deplorably bad, which is good. For the sake of bad.”

“Dep…wobab.”
Dana smiled up at him and made a little wave.
“I an irken. You…an alien too?”
She tilted her head to the side and smiled wider before grabbing at the cape.
“CAPE.”
The Irken seemed to like the cape.

Megamind frowned with a tip of his head, “Irken? I’ve not heard of that one before,” though if she was listening off alien races, he’d be clueless regardless. He didn’t even know the proper name for his own species. 

“Cape yes…” oh no, this one seemed very young. Megamind had always been happy to leave the strange babies to Metro Man, “It’s an essential staple of any villainous costume.”