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The Evil Lair

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“I- really?” Roxanne shook her head, short hair fluttering around her, “Of course, I’d love to.”

There was no way in hell that she’d pass up the opportunity to get the inside scoop on Megamind’s Evil Lair and surprising unknown details of his life. A girlfriend, Roxanne still couldn’t believe it. Her brain buzzing with questions, she hardly noticed the lack of clothing on the gorgeous dark-skinned woman before her. Nearly not noticed. That… might prove a distraction for this interview that was a bit more than Roxanne was used to. But she’d done it before and could again. She would never let the attractiveness of an interviewee get between herself and a scoop. 

“So how long have you and Megamind been dating?” Roxanne’s head swiveled around to take in everything about the Lair, “Are you the reason for his decreased criminal activity of late?”

Anna was very aware that something like this could potentially go badly, but she couldn’t figure out just why she could turn this woman away when the bots so obviously were commanded to not harm her. She wanted to know more about this Roxanne, her curiosity allowing her to lead the lighter woman deeper into the lair. She didn’t even think of how her body moved, hips swaying from side to side as she looked over towards Roxanne, smiling a slight, small smile as the questions were rattled off. 

“I can’t say if I’m the reason he stopped his criminal activity or not.. Maybe I am, maybe I’m not. I’m not really the proper person to ask such a question to, am I?” she mused, her smile growing as she teased the woman she was leading deeper into the lair. “We have been together for…” She trailed off, considering the question that was posed. 

“…I’m not so sure. Time passes so oddly, its hard to say. I’d have to ask Syx,” she mused, shrugging her shoulders, turning to walk into the area designated to be the kitchen. 

Roxanne’s face contorted a bit as her questions were given the runaround, but she really wasn’t surprised. She could never get a straight answer out of the blue alien so she wasn’t sure why she would expect different for his associates. Minion was the easiest by far to weasel info out of. 

“Well, you are the only one here,” Roxanne popped her own hip in response. Megamind so often called her a temptress… but with the way this villainess? moved was positively seductive. Roxanne had to tear her eyes off the woman’s ass, luckily seeing the secrets of the Lair was a good distraction. 

“Huh… I sort of expected more blinky dials,” somehow she wasn’t shocked by the spikes on the toaster… but the kitchen was also so much more mundane than she expected of Megamind. 

The last statement had her turning back to face her…host.. with questioning blue eyes. There were even more people living with Megamind now? “Six? Who?”

The Evil Lair

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Roxanne walked the perimeter of the building. She had to correct herself as she looked it over. It didn’t just say go away in English, it said it in Spanish as well. She didn’t know any of the other languages, but she was beginning to suspect the blue villain had written the same phrases in every language he knew on the building. It was rather an obvious giveaway. As much as the complete lack of police reports or electricity usage. Signs of very obvious record tampering, the lack of any info standing out like a neon sign. 

Not seeing a clear entrance, Roxanne suddenly froze. Complete lack! Like the records and the invisible car. He always tries to just make things disappear. She looked over the wall again, with greater scrutiny. There wasn’t a single entrance to the building save a rusted out fire exit. Every building had entrances and a large warehouse like this should have several including large doors to get trucks in and out of. 

As she ran her fingers along the brickwork, she gave herself a quite pat on the back as the texture changed. The wall gave a slight glimmering ripple around her fingers, one she’d gotten used to seeing with the invisible car. That didn’t tell her how to get in, but he definitely had the right place! Closing her eyes to block out the confusing visual input, she felt out for any sort of catch or mechanism to open the hidden door. 

Anna’s eyes watched as the woman with short brown hair moved about the outside, watching her with parted lips as something seemed to dawn on her.. and immediately Anna began to wonder if the door would be locked.. Syx would have locked it.. right? And if not Syx, then Minion. 

Despite that reassurance, Anna began to back away from the screens before her, her eyes widening just a touch before she made a soft noise and turned. She didn’t run to the door.. this wasn’t that big of an issue. Not yet. She had just been touching the wall, just trying to find the door that was there. In Anna’s mind, there was no way she would be able to find teh door handle. 

At least not finding it before Anna herself got there. And by that time? She would have locked the door, if her mate and minion didn’t already do it themselves. 

Smiling with glee as her fingers found and depressed a switch, Roxanne gave a slight push and the door swung open. She closed her eyes as she passed through the holowgram, it was far too visually strange to walk through a wall. Without her knowing, Megamind’s security did a sweep over her and registered her as ‘welcome guest’.

To protect Miss Ritchi from harm from his machines, Syx had simply plugged Roxanne’s bio signature into all his systems to treat her with protection. To save time, he’d simply copied that override into each new system. Never had it occurred to him that his favorite kidnappie would have cause to wander freely around his lair or that she’d ever even find it without being brought there.