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Relaxing as Wayne’s reaction eased the knotted uncertainty in his stomach, Sheldon wrapped himself around his mate comfortably. 

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Giggling, Bell complained, “That bitty would have deserved it if I had! Did you even hear her? Little old ladies are not supposed to have mouths on then like that,” sinking down to sit on the floor, Bell winced as her sore ass made contact and had to shift around, “No, didn’t set anything on fire. But I… well… You know that cutie of a cop I was telling you about? One with a blue bf? I found out what’s in his pants.”

Wynette laughed at her girlfriend’s ranting about that lady she’d run into a while back but when Bell got quiet, she tilted her head towards her phone more and raised her eyebrows at the news.

“Oooh really? What is it? Is it a tentacle too? NO WAIT I bet he’s got TWO dicks.” Wyn gasped and spoke excitedly into the phone.

“OH MY GOD WYNNIE! Noooooooo, I mean well, yes there are more tentacles involved? I think? But not for the cop. His booty boy gots one? Least he said he did,” a light blush crept onto her cheeks as she remembered that, she really, really wanted to see it. The proof of his claim, “No the cop’s just fucking huge. Like i didn’t even think they got that big? With ridges an’ shit. Pierced too.”