Tag: ;P

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Syx wasn’t entirely sure what it was. He’d built something in a half asleep state and so had decided to test it off site. It had seemed innocent at first. A glowing blip that manifested a small cephalopod looking thing. Going closer to examine it had proved that it wasn’t alive… just mass and jelly-like flesh. 

It was when Syx had started to poke it that everything went wrong. It got bigger, sticky tentacles wrapping around him. The more he fought the more grew and wound around his form. As if that wasn’t embarrassing enough the tentacles didn’t seem at all satisfied with just wrapping around him. Syx sucked in a hissing breath as the sticky substance on the tentacles started dissolving his costume. 

He was starting to get serious flashbacks to some of the porn he’d watched… last night… oh god! He’d made a hentai bomb?! FUCK! Why would he not label that?! His cheeks flamed red, why did he do this out in the semi-open if he was going to fall in his own stupid trap?!

Trying to pin his legs together as he was well aware of what was going to happen next, the blue villain let out a soft moan as the gooey tentacle slid along his legs. He’d had way too many fantasies about this to not get aroused. The fact that he was pinned rather helplessly, however, wasn’t nearly as good in reality as it was in fantasy. 

Send one to ask my Muse…

rppanda:

🦄

– Sexuality?

🌑

– Fears?

💦

– What makes you cry?

☕️

– Hot or cold beverage?

🍼

– Ever wanted/Have any kids?

🎂

– Favorite snack/treat?

🥚

– Egg?

🍭

– Childhood memory?

🥀

– Worst time you’ve been broken hearted?

🎨

– Hobbies?

👒

– Why do you dress this way?

🖕

– Someone you despise?

🎃

– Favorite holiday?

☑️

– Are your Gender and sex the same?

🐍

– Choice of pet?

🌪

– Biggest regret?

😶

– Embarrassing memory?

Humans are adorable.

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teaboot:

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist

“Daddy! Can I see the alligators? Pleeeeease!? Mom said to ask you.. I wanna feed them!” The child’s eyes held a faint glow, reaching for Syx’s hand

Syx adored his little child. They had no idea their gender, it was nearly impossible to tell at that age considering the twist of genetics. They were forever previous to him though, “Did she now?” Syx pulled his child up into his arms, “Well my little one, let’s go see if they are up and playing. If they are you can throw down their kiddle.”