Tag: omg

romangodfrey:

keep your friends close, but your enemies closer

like really, very close

intimately close 

so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck

and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation? 

turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.

make out with your enemies.

your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out

thoughtful-raven:

setepenre-set:

anonymousnerdgirl:

lavvyan:

crabsandlobsters:

sosuperawesome:

Hand Blown Octopus Ornaments by Full Blown Glass on Etsy

Browse more curated octopi

So Super Awesome is also on Facebook, Pinterest and Instagram

@werebearbearbar

I… I would actually put up a real Christmas tree if I had these

@setepenre-set

OH MY GOD roxanne and megamind decorating for christmas for the first time

minion is APPALLED lol

(these ornaments go on the tree that stays in Sir and Miss Ritchi’s bedroom)

ALSO

((this made me think of like…a possible fertility holiday on M’ega celebrating Malir-tek where you decorate things with fertility symbols like seashells and octopuses))

@silver-spider-art

writing smut like

thisiswhymomworries:

3tno:

thisiswhymomworries:

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick

tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun