Mirror mirror on the wall
Who’s the flyest bitch of them all?
Never mind, I am
That bitch is so fucking pretty
Yeah I am
If I were her I would kiss me (hey!)
Mirror mirror on the wall
Hit up prince charming
Tell him give me a call
Never mind, screw him
Cause I found somebody better
Never mind, screw him
I’ll make myself so much wetter
Tag: nsfw talk
Canât Get Enough
Bell sucked in a breath as she was lifted up into his arms, her hands going to Wayneâs chest to steady herself. Chest hair⌠that was different, she wasnât quite sure how she felt about it. Scruffing her fingers throw it with a thoughtful frown, âI am capable of walking you know,â she groused, getting a bit of her spunk back, âYouâre good, but youâre not THAT good, big boy. I can, in fact, still feel my feet.â
At his comment, she scoffed, âOh baby boy, all of this is well broken in,â she waved a hand up and down over her body, preening to cover the flip-flopping in her stomach. Not meeting his eyes, she admitted, âJust my first dick is all.â
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Sheldon disappeared into the master bedroom, chewing on his lower lip and trying and failing to not be jealous of the attention Wayne was giving to Bell. That was his lap. Blowing out a breath and steadying himself, he got a new robe and busied himself in the kitchen. He took longer than necessary, needing the time to remind himself that his being pissy wasnât going to help things in the slightest. Besides, he didnât want to upset Bluebell further. Any yelling at Wayne could happen later.Â
Blinking as Bell got a little bit of her spunky chatter back, he looked over her when she said she was broken in and blushed.
âOh. ⌠Still iâm sorry I was so rough⌠I never mean for it to happen that wayâŚHave a partner, then?â He asks, grimacing and hanging his head.
âA-are they going to be out for blood?â He asks meekly, before grabbing pillows, setting them up well and placing Bell on them so she was surrounded by soft.
Wayne really shouldnât be holding her like that, but god it was just second nature with all that blue skin and that scent. The womanâs neck was already marked up. Wayne shuddered think if she was dating someone just like him but with more control over their powers.
Oh fuck he was a dead man all around.
Snorting, Bell reached up and smacked Wayne lightly over the mouth, âShut up. What did I say? I have a better memory than you obviously. I said âi love itâ and to fuck me harder. So just shut the fuck up.â
Shifting around, the blue villainess got comfortable, leaning her head against his shoulder. Worrying her bottom lip between her teeth, she nodded, âI should call my girl,â idly she played with Wayneâs chest hair, spinning it around a finger, âAnd nah… after I explain sheâll prolly just be jelly.â
[TXT: *kidnaps you and throws you over my shoulder* (well Minion’s shoulder) ]
[TXT MSG: Unhand me you fiend!! *kicks and waves arms, pretending to struggle dramatically* ]
[TXT: Youâre astoundingly beautiful. Iâve never really used anything makeup wise other than black, but that sounds exquisite ⤠]
[TXT: weâll be jaw dropping together. Our mates wont be able to stand it ]
[TXT MSG: Iâm always a sucker for a blue boy in eyeliner. Â And a nice smokey eye would look delectable with that corset. Â I want nothing on me but your jewels, every inch of my blue skin on display. Â All for you my overlord ]
[TXT: oh I most certainly rule a smokey look! And oh my yes, every inch of that blue skin for me to lick and bite and kiss. To claim. My captive. My pet. My Harrison. ]
[TXT: *kidnaps you and throws you over my shoulder* (well Minion’s shoulder) ]
[TXT MSG: Unhand me you fiend!! *kicks and waves arms, pretending to struggle dramatically* ]
[TXT: well I eagerly want to know what creativity is in that beautiful head of yours. What wonderfully devious things you could come up with for us. What fantastic fantasies you have~ ]
[TXT MSG: My favorite has me draped in cock jewelry and a pair of nipple clamps on a fine chain, your captive little slave to help you do delightfully wicked things when you finally capture the hero.  Or being bound beneath you while you ride my blue cock as long and hard as you like until you cum all over me. Just to name a few⌠]
[TXT: oh ho ho~ Iâm sure I can come up with something to satisfy that and the thought of you covered in jewelry is absolutely sinful ]


[TXT: a few ideas for my gorgeous captive >:-) ]
Pardon My Hand – Bluebell
Wayne hummed as he felt someoneâs arms sliding around him from behind, he figured it was Sheldon since he was currently out with him and a look down told him yep, those blue hands were his mates.
Moaning softly at the rubbing over his crotch, he presses slightly against the hands before freezing.
They could have been Sheldonâs hands⌠Except the nails were painted and Wayne knew Sheldon hadnât gotten his done today. The next moment heâd pulled away and turned, bumping back against the railing of the bridge and staring at the short, blue woman standing before him.
Wayne felt scandalized, and looked it, too.
âWhat the fuck, lady?!â
It was, of course, that exact moment that Sheldon came around the corner holding two coffees.  Frozen in complete disbelief at the sight before him, his fiance⌠his proclaimed very gay fiance⌠with his hands down a blue womanâs pants who apparently was near orgasm. Mouth hanging open he finally snapped to, âWayne, honey? You can tell that one isnât me because of the poor fashion sense and the boobs. Just in case you were confused.â
He did have to admit she was breathtakingly beautiful even with the over the top makeup.
Bell rolled her eyes over to the voice, a blue man? Oooooh this just kept getting better, âDonât be jealous, pretty boy,â she thrust her hips back hard and winked, âIâll give him back when Iâm done~âÂ
Oh god. Of all the times for Sheldon to come backâŚ
Wayne froze up and looked right to Sheldon, face beet red and he swallowed, beginning to stammer.
âN-no, Sheldon itâs⌠She stole my wallet and- Ack!â Wayne gasped when Blue thrust back against his crotch again and Wayne finally managed to get a hold of his wallet, yanking it out and backing up quickly from the woman.
âLook, you. Piss off.â Wayne growls, wiping his wallet on his shirt and frowning deeply, face still red, feeling mortified beyond belief. Looking up at Sheldon, he walks over to him and takes the coffee meant for him with a long, steadying and calming breath,
âShe groped me. I thought it was you, blue hands and all that.â Wayne mutters, glaring over at the woman.
âStole my wallet and put it down her pants. Thatâs gross you know!â He shouts at her.
Bluebell, laughed as Wayne jerked away, “Ah come on now big boy! My trouser monster doesn’t bite,” she winked and grabbed her crouch lewdly, “It just wants to be your frand~” tossing her head back she cackled, “You’d think gay men were allergic,” she ran her hands over her curves, “Don’t worry baby boy, I won’t taint you.”
Sheldon raised a sculpted brow at the whole exchange, âShe stole your wallet? How in the world did she steal your wallet?“ he looked between the two with a frown, torn between bafflement and confusion at his mate’s reactions. Focusing on the crass woman, he snorted, "Do you have no shame?”
Pardon My Hand – Bluebell
Wayne hummed as he felt someoneâs arms sliding around him from behind, he figured it was Sheldon since he was currently out with him and a look down told him yep, those blue hands were his mates.
Moaning softly at the rubbing over his crotch, he presses slightly against the hands before freezing.
They could have been Sheldonâs hands⌠Except the nails were painted and Wayne knew Sheldon hadnât gotten his done today. The next moment heâd pulled away and turned, bumping back against the railing of the bridge and staring at the short, blue woman standing before him.
Wayne felt scandalized, and looked it, too.
âWhat the fuck, lady?!â
âOh baby~ You know I like it rough,â Bell purred and stuck her butt out tauntingly, laughing at the familiar treatment, âReal muscle man, arenât you?â
Testing his grip⌠it reminded her of Wynette. Actually, now that she thought about it, he kinda smelled like Wyn too. Huh.
âThat would take aaaaall the fun out of, big boy,â she looked back at him over her shoulder and licked her lips, âBig brave man like you afraid of what little old me has between her legs?â
Wayne grunted as when Blue pushed her ass out it collided with his crotch and he instantly pulled his hips further away with a growl.
âWould you just stop?â Wayne asked of her, flushing at her continued flirty behaviour and teasing. It was bad enough this chick was coming on to him (teasing or not) but the fact she smelled damn good and Wayne was liking it.
Not a good sign.
Glowering at her next words, Wayne growls and shoves her harder against the railing and switches his hold to one hand so he could reach down and find her belt buckle.
Fine, if she was going to make him do this heâd be as quick as bloody possible.
âShut up.â Wayne grumbles.
Bell moaned blatantly, playing it up, âYou really know how to treat a lady. Aaaah! Haaaarder~â
God, this was well worth the man handling, just for the reek of his embarrassment and frustration. It was getting hard not to laugh. Of course, it helped that she did like some rough treatment. She wiggled her hips to make his attempt to get to the wallet harder. She really wanted to feel that dick again, that boy was packing!Â
âOooh! Officer!â She cried out in her best porn voice.
Pardon My Hand – Bluebell
Wayne hummed as he felt someoneâs arms sliding around him from behind, he figured it was Sheldon since he was currently out with him and a look down told him yep, those blue hands were his mates.
Moaning softly at the rubbing over his crotch, he presses slightly against the hands before freezing.
They could have been Sheldonâs hands⌠Except the nails were painted and Wayne knew Sheldon hadnât gotten his done today. The next moment heâd pulled away and turned, bumping back against the railing of the bridge and staring at the short, blue woman standing before him.
Wayne felt scandalized, and looked it, too.
âWhat the fuck, lady?!â
âHand it over? Now where would the fun be in that?â Bell bit her lip with an excitable giggle. He WAS fun to mess with and the blush was priceless, âHow about you come and get it then?âÂ
Staring Wayne straight in the eye she leaned back and pulled forward her pants by the large belt buckle. With a well practiced evil laugh, she stuffed his wallet deep down the front of her pants and into her underwear.Â
Wayne sighed irritably and took a step forwards only to gape at what she did.
âDude what the fuck?!â Wayne gestured to Bluebellâs pants and looked even more scandalized.
âThis isnât funny!â Wayne growls. He so wasnât in the mood. Stalking up to her, he grabs Bluebell by the wrists and drags her over and around, pushing her up against the fence of the bridge and glared down at her, not letting the woman go.
âNow listen here. Iâm going to let go of one of your hands, and youâre going to get my wallet for me. Youâre then going to give it to me and maybe I wonât bodily haul you to the station.
She thought he was a cop here, so fine. Heâd be a cop for now.
âOh baby~ You know I like it rough,â Bell purred and stuck her butt out tauntingly, laughing at the familiar treatment, âReal muscle man, arenât you?â
Testing his grip⌠it reminded her of Wynette. Actually, now that she thought about it, he kinda smelled like Wyn too. Huh.
âThat would take aaaaall the fun out of, big boy,â she looked back at him over her shoulder and licked her lips, âBig brave man like you afraid of what little old me has between her legs?â
Pardon My Hand – Bluebell
Wayne hummed as he felt someoneâs arms sliding around him from behind, he figured it was Sheldon since he was currently out with him and a look down told him yep, those blue hands were his mates.
Moaning softly at the rubbing over his crotch, he presses slightly against the hands before freezing.
They could have been Sheldonâs hands⌠Except the nails were painted and Wayne knew Sheldon hadnât gotten his done today. The next moment heâd pulled away and turned, bumping back against the railing of the bridge and staring at the short, blue woman standing before him.
Wayne felt scandalized, and looked it, too.
âWhat the fuck, lady?!â
Eyebrows held high, Bell gave him an angelically innocent look, âItâs not very nice to run around accusing people of things like that. Besides! Why would I need your wallet? When I got mine right here,â she pulled out Wayne wallet and flipped it open as she danced away, âOoooooo a cop! You boys in blue are always fun~â
 She leaned over and put a finger to her lip in mock seduction, âDid you want to frisk little olâ me, officer?â
âKeep that up and I might. Now hand it over, miss.â Wayne frowns deeply. He was still blushed over his freckled face from before and wasnât having a very good time right now.
He could only guess this blue woman was a female variant of the blue boys. Not just that, but of Megamind. The villain.Â
âHand it over? Now where would the fun be in that?â Bell bit her lip with an excitable giggle. He WAS fun to mess with and the blush was priceless, âHow about you come and get it then?âÂ
Staring Wayne straight in the eye she leaned back and pulled forward her pants by the large belt buckle. With a well practiced evil laugh, she stuffed his wallet deep down the front of her pants and into her underwear.Â
Would you let Harrison top you?
âYes,â Syx blushed lightly, then raised his chin with a smirk, âMy well behaved captive gets rewards. Long as he behaves.â
