Tag: meme

Super Powers, Robots and Guns

havetobememes:

“You did see that too, right?”

“Yeah, I got super strength, invulnerability and awesome pecks but do you know what I don’t got? You.”

“Why don’t you go hide behind that slab of concrete with all the other normals? I got this.”

“Is there anything on you that isn’t cyberized?”

“Hold on, I’m going to hack into the building’s cameras first.”

“Didn’t get the guy’s name but he was wearing blue and red. Does that help?”

“Do you think that flying me half way around the world is going to impress me?”

“You could have stopped them!”

“Two giant things battling one another in the middle of the city. That’s going to end well!”

“Please tell me you have a plasma canon on that thing or something like that.”

“Do you think super powers are going to help you now?”

“Last I checked you couldn’t bring that on board a plane.”

“I am going to crack that suit open like a tin can.”

“Oh, please. Me and Smith and Wesson have this.”

“I’m so tired of that ‘stretchy guys’ joke.”

“Where exactly were you hiding that gun?”

“We need something big and bad to take those down.”

“This is not a time to be cracking jokes!”

“I know who you are. And when I prove it, you are going down.”

“Can’t you just absorb sunlight or somethin’ to feel better?”

“I swear all of you guys are exactly the same.”

stroke my ego pls

butscrewmefirst:

okay because im genuinely curious, can you tell me ( anon or not ) what my reputation is in the rp community? this encompasses what my reputation is in my fandom, as well as/or my reputation in the community as a whole. can be positive or negative, for constructive criticism is HIGHLY appreciated, just as compliments are. pls and thank u.

De-Gun Asks (Mun Edition)

its-pronounced-metro-city:

☀️ Death Ray: Describe your most lethal (fictional?) invention.

🌟 Debilitate: What is your ultimate weakness; what makes you feel all soft and squishy inside?

💥

Decompress: What do you do to relax after a stressful day?

🎨

Decoupage: Do you have any fun hobbies or talents you’d like to share?

☔ Demoralize: What do you do to cheer yourself up? What do you do to cheer others up?

💦 Dehydrate: What’s your favorite hot drink? What’s your favorite cold drink?

🌈 Deregulate: What’s your favorite place that you visit frequently?

🔥 Destroy: What object would you erase from existence if given the opportunity?

starters from a group chat full of wild, loud-mouthed lesbians and bi girls. (some nsfw)

biologicalengineer:

  • “(they/we) can eat each other out and see who comes first. wholesome.”
  • “i haven’t been innocent since i was 8 years old and saw the word pussy while looking for dora the explorer online.”
  • “i am ready to catch the lesbian tension.”
  • “funny story: i once avoided getting arrested by flirting with the cops.”
  • “meanwhile, when she moans, it’s only because the chocolate is melting in her mouth.”
  • “that’s the way to my heart: bdsm and falling incredibly short of expectations.”
  • “pop rocks + vagina = yeast infection.”
  • “who sleeps in a ponytail you masochistic freak?”
  • “i’ll date anyone who pays attention to me.”
  • “as gays, we deserve this.”
  • “i think i’m going to actually try and sleep. there’s only so much of myself i can handle.”
  • “i’m eating vegan ice cream in my nasty woman hoodie.”
  • “i’m a slytherin; i have to dismantle his life behind the scenes.”
  • “if you’re lucky, you’ll get arrested first.”
  • “you can’t kinkshame me; i’m the kinkshaming master.”
  • “it’s either because (they/she/you) are/is too much of a hoe or too overprotective.”
  • “you are generally good for one or two things.”
  • “you eat dick for breakfast.”
  • “this straight girl keeps trying to kiss me. help.”
  • “she lives so far up my ass, she bought property.”
  • “this is why i don’t fight people. i just yell about them to my friends.”
  • “number one problem with straight people: the fact that they say you’re drawn to men who are like your father.”
  • “i didn’t go to therapy for six years to be nice!”
  • “at least none of us had terf bangs.”
  • “(they/she/he/i/you) are/is competitive in war and in bed.”
  • “i’m not sure what enticement i can offer besides unconditional love and support.”

text message starters pt. 1

[ text; ] this is a terrible idea
[ text; ] fuCK you f*ck your cartoon hotdog husband fuck his stupid sunglasses and FUCK the ketchup kids (and fuck THEIR sunglasses)
[ text; ] i need help.
[ text; ] i don’ t know wh a t to fuckign do w i th myself a nymo re
[ text; ] i got a dog!!!!! I GOT A DOG!!!!
[ text; ] please let me come over and pet your dog?
[ text; ] anyway i’m bleeding, like, really badly. no worries though i’m good
[ text; ] i love death and dying
[ text; ] i fucked up. i fucked up really badly.
[ text; ] I BROKE EVERYTHING
[ text; ] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[ text; ] don’t freak out but i’m in the hospital.
[ text; ] leave me alone.
[ text; ] i said not to talk to me.
[ text; ] QUICK WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SONG
[ text; ] some-
[ text; ] this might be the last text i ever send you.
[ text; ] i’m going to do it.
[ text; ] i’m sorry.
[ text; ] fCUK I PUNCHED MYSELF I NTHE FACE
[ text; ] i’m playing club penguin and you wouldn’t believe the shit these 9 year olds are saying to me
[ text; ] you okay?
[ text; ] i’m so worried please text back please please please
[ text; ] ‘i don’t drink coffee,’ i say, before chugging an entire pot of it
[ text; ] what would happen if i just, like, downed seven five-hour energies. does that equal 35 hours of energy
[ text; ] brb, descending into hell.
[ text; ] it’s 3 am and i can’t sleep
[ text; ] GO TO BED!!!!!!!!