Tag: meme

Rick and Morty Starters

bittersweetbuttercups:


“What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, ____? The answer is: Don’t think about it.”

“It’s a figure of speech, ____! They’re bureaucrats! I don’t respect them!”

“Why don’t you ask the smartest people in the universe? Oh, yeah. You can’t. They blew up.”


‘I’m sorry, your opinion means very little to me.’


“They’re robots! It’s okay to shoot them! They’re just robots!”

“Whoa, spoilers! I’m a whole season behind.”


“You’re not gonna believe this, because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake.”

“We are both rational adults who don’t want anything bad to happen, and I have a human shield.”


“I’m Mr. Crowbar, and here is my friend, who is also a crowbar!”

“
“I’ll tell you how I feel about school. It’s a waste of time.
Bunch of people runnin’ around bumpin’ into each other, got a guy up
front says, ‘2 + 2,’ and the people in the back say, ‘4.‘ “


“Listen ___, I hate to break it to you, but what people call ‘love’ is
just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard
____, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage.
I did it, your parents are going to do it. Break the cycle, ____. Rise
above. Focus on science.”

“WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!!”

“Get Schwifty!”

somemusiings:

send 웃 + a sentence for a reply from my muse’s younger self!

  1. “Who did this to you?”
  2. “You have pretty eyes.”
  3. “Should you be doing that?”
  4. “There’s no place like home.”
  5. “Why ask for the moon when you can have the stars?”
  6. “Okay, go ahead, tell me the joke.”
  7. “Where’s your mother?”
  8. “Do your parents know you’re out here? Does anyone know?”

  9. “We all have secrets: the ones we keep…and the ones that are kept from us.”

  10. “Do you have enough money for that?”
  11. “You look just like her.”
  12. “Wait, what did you just say?”
  13. “Do you want a friend?”
  14. “That’s not a nice word!”
  15. “Were they mean to you?”
  16. “I’m sorry they were mean to you.”
  17. “Everyone’s afraid of something.”
  18. “People are frightened by what they don’t understand.”

  19. “Don’t doubt yourself, kiddo. Doubt kills.”

  20. “Aren’t you too young to say that?”
  21. “You’ve never seen that movie?”
  22. “Are you crying?”
  23. “Smile, kid! You won’t be this young forever.”
  24. “You have siblings?”
  25. “Well, do you want a little sister?”
  26. “Well, do you want a little brother?”
  27. “I’m sure she’s/he’s looking down on you.”
  28. “Hey! Do or do not. There is no try.”
  29. “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.”
  30. “What happened to her/him?”
  31. “Do you know that place between being asleep and awake, where you still remember your dreams,”
  32. “Enjoy it while it lasts.”
  33. “Don’t grow up, kid.”
  34. “Oooh, do you have a crush?”
  35. “Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game!”

trexdita:

kierazorel:

look-a-rp-meme:

Send…
😊 for a flirty text
😍 for a love text
😱 for a hyper text
👎 for an irritated text
😳 for a sexy text

Here’s some more because I obviously love emojis and text memes:

😂 for a drunk text
😏 for a snarky text
😝 for an excited text
😞 for an anxious text
😠 for an angry text
😅 for an accidental text
🤐 for a gossip text
😵 for an exhausted text
👻 for a scary text
💀 for a morbid text
❗️for an urgent text
💩 for a shitty text
👀 for a creepy text
💔 for a heartbreaking text