Headcanon Meme Time!

spiritscalling:

⌆ a nervous tic or habit they do

⏀ describe their usual smile

⇅ do they look up or down while thinking?

❧ describe their usual sleeping position

✑ describe something they like without naming it

✜ what’s their posture like in a normal situation?

❖ describe their hands

❞ write a quote they would find themselves saying

§ how would their hair gray? or would they lose their hair first?

❤ describe how they show affection.

✭ what is one of their favorite items?

more out of context sentence starters.

musingsiren:

of course feel free to change pronouns as necessary. and yes, these are actual things i have heard / said

  • “Your 2 year old kid is tanner than me”
  • “YEAH!! FUCK THE CORPORATION!! STICK IT TO THE MAN!! DONT LET YOURSELF BE TETHERED BY THE CHAINS OF CAPITALISM ANY MORE!!“ 
  • “Are you rapping in French?!”
  • “Don’t tell dad I just did that.”
  • *gives you puppy eyes while holding a mango*
  • “I hat him so much. LOOK, that’s how much I hate that character, I can’t even type right.”
  • “ACCEPT MY AFFECTION YOU ASSHOLE”
  • “I liked making jokes about being a corporate sell out.”
  • “Generally people say ‘bless you’ when I sneeze but, sure, ‘ew’ works too”
  • “You think this is a game, mom?”
  • “Wow, you have surprisingly good hand writing”
  • “It’s bad man… I have a pair of socks that remind me of him.”
  • “I’m getting a headache and that’s not good”
  • “If I hear the name Kardashian one more time I’m going to flip my shit”
  • “Is the tea okay??”
  • “Get in the bush”
  • “[name], do NOT dance”
  • (Sadly) “he’s a waffle”
  • “I will never die. I AM DEATH”
  • “[name]’s in a permanent mid-life crisis”
  • “Oh god, it depresses me when people eat pizza with a fork and knife.”
  • “I just quacked at them loudly" 
  • “No, you should take the last one”
  • “Fuck you and your goldfish" 
  • "To tall people we short ones still look human so we are probably creepy fetuses crawling amongst them while they scream ‘’ANOTHER ESCAPED THE WOMB’ " 

Send a symbol for your muse to receive a phone call just after my muse has…

justanotherrpmeme:

😟

… received some bad news

😃

… received some good news

✴️ … suffered a serious injury

🚼

… taken a pregnancy test

💓

… discovered that they don’t have long to live

👊

… been attacked

… received a threat

❗️

… heard some news about your muse

🔁

… been thinking about your muse

⬆️

… woken up

❤️

… been on a date

… been arrested

… discovered your muse is missing

ℹ️

… lost something important

… lost a loved one

💍

… got engaged

🙍

… been betrayed

… realised how they feel about your muse

… got something to ask your muse

Post-trauma sentence meme (angst)

girlxwithdemons:

smoakinoverwxtch:

Send one to my muse for their reaction

  • “Oh my God. Can you hear me?”
  • “Breathe. Come on… breathe, please…”
  • “What did they do to you?”
  • “D-Did you see what they did to me?”
  • “It didn’t hurt this much at first…”
  • “How long has that been bleeding?”
  • “It’s okay. You’re going to be okay.”
  • “I thought they were going to kill me…”
  • “I thought I’d never get out of there.”
  • “Oh, thank God you’re okay!”
  • “Can you tell me what happened?”
  • “Shh… Shh, I’m here… It’s okay, it’s over…”