Send me“☽” and I will pick a random tarot card and write a starter based on its meaning.

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Random Number Generator

  1. Fool (Beginnings, innocence, spontaneity, a free spirit)
  2. Magician (Power, skill, concentration, action, resourcefulness)
  3. High Priestess (Intuition, Higher powers, mystery, subconscious mind)
  4. Empress (Fertility, femininity, beauty, nature, abundance)
  5. Emperor (Authority, father-figure, structure, solid foundation)
  6. Hierophant (Religion, group identification, conformity, tradition, beliefs)
  7. Lovers (Love, union, relationships, values alignment, choices)
  8. Chariot (Control, will power, victory, assertion, determination)
  9. Strength (Strength, courage, patience, control, compassion)
  10. Hermit (Soul-searching, introspection, being alone, inner guidance)
  11. Wheel of Fortune (Good luck, karma, life cycles, destiny, a turning point)
  12. Justice (Justice, fairness, truth, cause and effect, law)
  13. Hanged Man (Suspension, restriction, letting go, sacrifice)
  14. Death (Endings, beginnings, change, transformation, transition)
  15. Temperance (Balance, moderation, patience, purpose, meaning)
  16. Devil (Bondage, addiction, sexuality, materialism)
  17. Tower (Disaster, upheaval, sudden change, revelation)
  18. Star (Hope, spirituality, renewal, inspiration, serenity)
  19. Moon (Illusion, fear, anxiety, insecurity, subconscious)
  20. Sun (Fun, warmth, success, positivity, vitality)
  21. Judgement (Judgement, rebirth, inner calling, absolution)
  22. World (Completion, integration, accomplishment, travel)

Sentence Meme: Prison Version

“_____, you’re under arrest.”
“Are you a murderer?”
“Don’t drop the soap!”
“Don’t tell my kids I’m going to jail.”
“Get back to your cell, now.”
“How long are you in here for?”
“I always knew I’d end up back in prison, just a matter of when.”
“I can’t go to prison!”
“I didn’t do it!”
“I guess I’m your new cellmate then.”
“I hope you rot in jail.”
“I just got out of prison.”
“I need you to bail me out.”
“I’m going to make you my prison bitch.”
“I’m gonna find a way out of here.”
“I’ve served my time.”
“Is that legal?”
“The cops are coming!”
“They’re gonna lock me up.”
“This is the loneliest place I’ve ever been and I lived in a tree for eight months.”
“Two hundred women, no phones, no washing machines, no hair dryers – it was like Lord of the Flies on estrogen.”
“We’ll both go to prison and you’ll become someone’s bitch.”
“What the hell did you do? You’re going to get us arrested!”
“What you in here for then?”
“You should be locked up.”

Profound Sentence Meme

“People care about you, too, you know.”
“What, and it’s alright for you to save us, but never the other way around? Why not?”
“Don’t you know how much you’re loved?”
“You’re trying to get yourself killed! Ever since it happened, you’ve been trying!”
“It’s like you have a death wish.”
“You’re addicted to the adrenaline and sooner or later it will get someone killed. You, probably.”
“What happened to you? Why are you like this?”
“This ISN’T okay.”
“You can’t keep treating yourself like this.”
“I hear you crying sometimes, when you think nobody is listening.”
“Do you know how sad you look sometimes?”
“What are you hiding from me? Just TELL me!”
“Something is eating you up from the inside. Something happened, or you’ve done something, or someone left. You need to share. Otherwise you’re never going to feel okay again.”
“Why are you like this?”
“Since when was doing THIS okay?”
“It’s okay to talk to people.”
“I’m not fragile, I’m not going to break if you talk to me about it. I’ll listen and I’ll care. That’s it. I promise.”
“You can’t run away from this.”
“I’m not going to leave you the moment you do something I disagree with.”
“You’re not secretly an irredeemably awful person!”
“What’s going on with you?”