startersofroleplay:

Skype Call Starters (Compilation)

_{This is a compilation post of this post and this post, in this format rather than in chat format.}

• “A dog is more articulate than that sentence.”
  
• “And today and three thirty in the morning, we ask ourselves, what is a pea?”
  
• “Bacon is a god send.”
  
• “Calm your tit windows bros!”
  
• “Can I have a small atomic bomb?”
  
• “Cigarette cancer.”
  
• “Come eat my soul, please, for the love of god.”
  
• “Did that just say babysit the bird?”
  
• “Did you SERIOUSLY just word it like that?”
  
• “Did you just get swallowed by another dimension, what the fuck?”
  

• “eASY.”

• “geT OFF MY DS.”

• “Goodbye. It’s coming after my soul.”
  
• “HA. I’VE GOT YOU NOW. FUCK YOU!”
  
• “He lives to see another day, I guess.”
  
• “He spoke Spench. A mix between Spanish and French.”
  
• “Honey if your vagina’s a taco you need to go to the hospital.”
  
• “I BURPED HOLY SHIT.”
  
• “I can do it after I’m done killing people!”
  
• “I don’t wanna fuckin’ do this, man.”
  
• “I need to tell the secetary that I’m speaking Spench today because I can’t join the MMMM.”
  
• “I never understood deez nuts.”
  
• “I went clothes shopping and then the cops.”
  
• “I’m gonna do what I do best and fuck off into the mountains.”
  
• “If I get another one of these from a legendary gun I’m going out and killing someone for real.”
  
• “If you’re gonna be awake and bitching you might as well do something useful.”
  
• “It’s like a bird and a siren had a baby.”
  
• “It’s not what I would consider a mistake, but it’s not cute.”
  
• “MISSLE.”
  
• “My boyfriend dumped me I’m gonna nuke Japan.”
  
• “No one gives a shit.”
  
• “Nuclear explosion. Suddenly: Aurora Borealis!”
  
• “Oh my god this is the ugliest thing. I’m wearing it.”
  
• “Oooh this is bad I’m standing on a roll-y chair.”
  
• “Oooh, I hit you hard, didn’t I?”
  
• “Rub your own toe!”
  
• “Satan had enough screaming for one day.”
  
• “Satan is back in the household.”
  
• “Satan left.”
  
• “Shut up about tastebuds you burned those off!”
  
• “Speaking of Irish–”
  
• “That guy who faked his death didn’t die.”
  
• “That’s a volleyball you uncultured swine.”
  
• “The Americans don’t exist any more.”
  

• “theRE YOU ARE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER.”

• “These cats just turned into noodles.”
  
• “This little bitch in pre-school–”
  
• “This little fucker is eluding me.”
  
• “UH YOU’RE FLOATING.”
  
• “Wanna eat a bug?”
  
• “We all need our ass kicked once in a while.”
  
• “We don’t care about a pig’s ass!”
  
• “What’s up sluts, guess who just got out of Hoenn?”
  
• “Why have Obamacare when you can have Obama Hair?”
  
• “Yay we won guess who did all the work. Me. I did.”
  
• “Yeah I’m evaporating.”
  
• “You just cannot talk, can you?”
  
• “You will not be flipping people off while we do explicit things.”
  
• “You’ve all heard of the birds and the bees, but have you heard of the birds and the babies?”

elizahmilton:

here’s a list of dialogue prompts that you can request from bc i love making these and they totally help with writer’s block!! so feel free to send in a number and a muse 🙂 **i’ll probably continue to add on to this as time goes on btw

1. ❝i think about it every day and every night.❞
2. ❝i.. i can’t stay..❞
3. ❝what did you just call me?❞ 
4. ❝i couldn’t care less. i’m with you right now, that’s all that matters.❞ 
5. ❝please, don’t go. don’t leave me.❞ 
6. ❝you still love her, huh?❞ 
7. ❝frankly, my dear, i don’t give a damn❞ 
8. ❝i’m not ready for them to find out about us.❞ 
9. ❝it was always you.❞ 
10. ❝you’re a coward.❞ 
11. ❝it certainly took them long enough.❞ 
12. ❝you’re the best part of me.❞ 
13. ❝stay the night. please.❞ 
14. ❝well, well. my night just got better.❞ 
15. ❝my life would be so boring if you weren’t in it.❞ 
16. ❝i didn’t think love existed until i met you.❞ 
17. ❝when were you going to tell me?❞ 
18. ❝[name], you look tired. come to bed.❞ 
19. ❝i want to marry you.❞ 
20. ❝you’ll be fine, i promise.❞ 
21. ❝please get up.❞ 
22. ❝you know i’m/we’re here for you, right?❞ 
23. ❝don’t look at me like that.❞ 
24. ❝your lips are so soft. i could kiss them all day.❞ 
25. ❝i can’t fall in love with you. i don’t want all the pain that comes with that.❞ 
26. ❝it’s nice that your voice was the first thing i heard today.❞ 
27. ❝aww, you’re blushing like a rose!❞ 
28. ❝you don’t need to leave so soon.❞ 
29. ❝i can’t believe i got the first date, let slone the first year!❞ 
30. ❝i don’t think i can do this without you.❞ 
31. ❝i tried to move on but nobody is you.❞ 
32. ❝you know, [name], i’m glad we’re here together.❞ 
33. ❝hello, i’m [name], and i’m completely available.❞ 
34. ❝i never wanted any of this to happen to you.❞ 
35. ❝whatever it takes, isn’t that what you said?❞ 
36. ❝i’d give up so much to have another chance.❞ 
37. ❝you think i wanted all this?!❞ 
38. ❝i made mistakes.. and i can’t keep pretending they didn’t happen.❞ 
39. ❝you made mistakes.. and you can’t keep pretending they didn’t happen.❞ [for a angstier fic] 
40. ❝this is what life’s about.❞ 
41. ❝i’m just saying.. please believe in something.❞ 
42. ❝you’re going to be fine.❞ 
43. ❝it’s easier to be by myself.❞ 
44. ❝i made i promise and now it seems that i won’t be able to keep it.❞ 
45. ❝they don’t hate you.❞ 
46. ❝i’m an open book.❞ 
47. ❝i’m not going to stop leaving marks until I’m sure that every knows you’re mine.❞ 
48. ❝look! the is so beautiful tonight!❞ 
49. ❝if you shut up people might actually think you’re smart.❞ 
50. ❝you have something in your hair.. um–do you want me to get it out?❞ 
51. ❝look, I know we don’t know each other that well, but i’m still worried about you. no one deserves to be alone.❞ 
52. ❝you could’ve died, you know?❞ 
53. ❝can i offer you a drink?❞ 
54. ❝coming here was your idea.❞ 
55. ❝chin up. there’s always next time.❞ 
56. ❝’Fine’? Are you mad?❞ 
57. ❝there are rules. even for one such as you.❞ 
58. ❝there is a thin line between a martyr and a fool.❞ 
59. ❝oh, c’mon! i came all this way.❞ 
60. ❝shame.  i kind of liked you.❞ 
61. ❝i still believe there is a good person in you.❞ 
62. ❝you’re kidding right? Right?❞ 
63. ❝i knew this day would come.. sooner or later.❞ 
64. ❝i’ll be fine, i promise.❞ 
65. ❝i just want to hold you.❞ 
66. ❝you know we belong together. i knew it the first time i saw you, and you know it, too. i know you do.❞ 
67. ❝could i sit here? all the other tables are full.❞ 
68. ❝i came here to explain and i’m not leaving until you listening.❞ 
69. ❝stay alive for me, please.❞ 
70. ❝i promise.❞ 
71. ❝you’re the best part of me.❞ 
72. ❝are you really taking their side against mine?❞ 
73. ❝i had to see you again.❞ 
74. ❝help me understand.❞ 
75. ❝look, i don’t have much time, but i wanted to tell you that i love you.❞ 
76. ❝no one needs to know.❞
77. ❝you people are insufferable.❞ 
78. ❝yes, s/he is.. s/he’s perfect.❞ 
79. ❝i don’t believe i’ve introduced myself properly. how rude of me!❞ 
80. ❝may i ask for a name to put to a lovely face?❞ 
81. ❝just hold me.❞ 
82. ❝i’m with you, okay? always.❞ 
83. ❝s/he started it!❞ 
84. ❝i didn’t realize i needed your permission.❞ 
85. ❝everyone i’ve loved has either died or left me and i’ll be damned if you name is added to that list.❞ 
86. ❝how could you let this happen?!❞ 
87. ❝i’ll be fine love.❞ 
88. ❝stop worrying so much! i’m grown i can take care of myself!❞ 
89. ❝if i didn’t know any better, i’d say you’re trying to seduce me.❞ 
90. ❝i wish i never even met her/him!❞ 
91. ❝you thought you had a choice?❞ 
92. ❝i don’t have a choice, [name].❞ 
93. ❝you’ll do amazing, just like always.❞ 
94. ❝you’re ridiculously comfortable..❞ 
95. ❝a little cuddling won’t kill you, i promise.❞ 
96. ❝i always sleep better when you’re here with me.❞ 
97. ❝it isn’t up for debate.❞ 
98. ❝you’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this.❞ 
99. ❝i can’t do this anymore.. not with you..❞ 
100. ❝i’ve had a rough day and honestly all i want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with.❞