What are your kinks?

“That seems awful personal… you only get one without a face. Choking.”

🌑💦

🌑 – Fears?

“Getting restrained without the ability to defend myself and being at the mercy of those I don’t trust.”

💦 – What makes you cry?

“Pain? Heartbreak? Onions?”

🍭

🍭 – Childhood memory?

“So I was five I kept hearing Uncle Mikey bragging about all the iron he was curling and I thought that sounded really interesting. So I slipped out in the middle of the night to see the forbidden room of heavy things and iron. I didn’t know what any of it was at the time but I spent three hours before the guards found me looking for curlicues of metal that I was positive they were hiding from me. Warden had to explain to me what a figure of speech meant.”

hey I love you

“Minion, are you sure this was meant for me? Yes, okay, okay…”

“And I, uh, I love you too, random citizen.”

*whispers* “Minion, am I doing it right?”

What is your sexuality?

“Confusing? Is that an answer? I’ve yet to find a human term to fully encapsulate it. Gender is stupid and using that as a basis for a compatible partner seems ridiculous. I also fail to understand monogamy.”

🎂 🥚 🎃 🎨

🎂 – Favorite snack/treat?

“Poptarts, any flavor but maple cinnamon is best. Don;t break Minion’s heart and tell him, though. I do adore his cooking. But sometimes it’s just a craving.”

🥚 – Egg?

“uh… egg? Uh… I-”

“N-next question.”

🎃 – Favorite holiday?

“Holloween.”

🎨 – Hobbies?

“Besides building robots and custom vehicles? I tend to do a lot of sketching while I think. Other than that, video games and books whenever I have the free time. Though when I usually have the most time to kill… well solitary doesn’t offer many outlets.”

Middle finger (Sorry, can’t do emojis on mobile)

🖕 – Someone you despise? {{ and lol, no worries, that’s never a problem }}

“Despise? Well Metro Man is my sworn nemesis, but truly despise… hmm,”

“There are certain *cough*Rackatoo*cough* members of the Doom Syndicate that have done nothing but be a pain in my baby seal leather booted foot. She can go swim in a lake of glitter glue.”

You love puns eh.. get ready to get pundered!.. what did one prototype say to the other.. nothing! Prototypes haven’t been programmed to talk yet! Pfft!

“That was horrible.”

is syx.. a twink or a twunk?

“What now?”

*googling*

“…”

“I’m not gay, though? I’m bi? pan? a Xenophile? But ignoring that… compared to humans or my own species? Where would I even fall? This needs more research…”

{{ he’s not coming back, he’s spending the next 5 hours looking at muscular men and forgetting why he was doing that }}

What’s your favorite foods??

“Poptarts, chocolate, cream and jelly filled pastries, carrot cake, cream cheese, buttery breads, those blue hard candies that taste like blue, jelly beans, pizza, fish, avocado anything, tomato just about any way possible, and all the shellfish. Are you going to make me something?”

“Though from experience… don’t try combining all your favorite foods in a blender… that doesn’t work… and the kitchen had to be fumigated.”