what’s your favorite ice cream flavor(s), Syx??

❝Non-dairy for important reasons, buuuuut chocolate cherry swirl was coconut whip topping and sprinkles.❞

Hi Hungry, I’m Dad!

❝Ha! Ha! Like Warden hasn’t tried that on me dozens of times already.❞

DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW YOUR GAY

❝Are they for real Minion…❞

❝Oh Sir, I’m sure you’re parents are very proud of you and are smiling down from Evil Heaven as we speak.❞

WHY DID YOU BUILD THE PYRAMIDS?! WHY?!

❝To drive yoU ALL INSANE WITH CURIOSITY! …is it working?❞

What are Syx and Bluebell’s opinion on Ancient Aliens type conspiracies and the people who believe them?

❝ It’d be funny if there weren’t so many people taking it seriously or asking me why I built the pyramids. ❞

❓-character gets a strange question. Don’t you mean like 90% of your asks from me. ?

Megamind stared at the interviewer with his mouth open, his eyes shifting to look sidelong at the exit as he began to seriously regret agreeing to this interview in the first place.

“Uhh… you know… let’s just have fun with this? Just think of the most improbable thing you can think of… times six. And I’ll get back to you.”

Standing up abruptly, the villain started edging out of the room. Lacking a smock bomb he just threw his cape before him and backed away…

Do you like seafood, and if so, what’s your favorite fish to eat?

“Oh my yes. My Uncle owns a lovely Italian place, maybe you’ve heard of it? Le Coeur Brisé? It’s quite popular despite the name. I tried telling Uncle what the name meant, it’s funny really, but he didn’t seem to think it mattered.”

“What were we talking about? OH! Fish! I do enjoy some fresh local salmon. Minion catches them all summer. But if we splurge and get something from Nancy then I adore some swordfish or tuna.”

🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉

Send “🎉” To Attack My Muse With An Obscene Amount Of Confetti

Just as Syx thought it was finally safe to leave the car, having to push mounds of confetti out of the way to do so, another round of explosions set off. With a deep groan, the villain slammed the door again but not before the interior was filled with the stuff. With it settling around his need he whined, “This is fine… I can just live in the invisible car… the brain bots can bring me snacks.”