ARE YOU PREGARNT

❝I should hope not.❞

❝Not that I don’t want children… But I would greatly prefer my Evil Queen actually do that part if and when she’s comfortable. Or just adopt.❞

what are your favorite songs to listen to?

❝AC/DC and Schaffer… those are some of my favorite groups. Just everything of theirs. But if you want a specific mix…❞

Super Villain Fight Fix:

Highway to Hell – Quiet Riot
Laser Guns Up – Simon Curtis
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap – AC/DC
Welcome to the Jungle – Guns n Roses
Eye of the Tiger – Survivor
Trespassing – Adam Lambert
The Good, The Bad and The Dirty – Panic! At The Disco
Rock You Like a Hurricane – Scorpions
Thunderstruck – AC/DC
Superhero Showdown – Blue Stahli
Iron Man – Black Sabbath
Back in Black – AC/DC
You Give Love A Bad Name – Bon Jovi
Supervillain – Schaffer The Darklord
Run [I’m A Natural Disaster] – Gnarls Barkley

SYX TEACH ME HOW TO DAB

❝Minion, what is… dab? Is that a thing kids are doing now? Those cool things?❞

❝I think I crossed path with a hero that did this dab thing once. He dressed in blue with a number on him and back flipped with tennis rackets and I believe he hated apples because he kept throwing them on the ground.❞

❝I think it involved throwing one’s hands up as if shielding your face and then hunching over in a defensive position and sort of throwing your arms to the side…❞

❝Am I doing this right?❞

SERIOUS QUESTION: Pancakes or Waffles??!!?!

❝You honestly expect me to choose between this-❞

❝-and this?❞

❝I am a Villain so I don’t have to choose. I’ll take BOTH.❞

“Feel free to ride or not ride as many dicks as you’d like lover,” Harrison said playfully, giving Syx a kiss on the cheek.

❝Oh yes, this is something that very much does want experimentation,❞ Syx waggled his brows and bit his lip as he steepled his fingers, ❝I have a wonderfully enticing idea involving ropes and stockings that my most willing kidnappee would be puuuuuurfect for.❞

Dropping his eyes and touching Harrison’s waist softly, he added, ❝Though I think I’d prefer the first time to be… without pretense or games,❞ his cheeks coloring lightly. It had been something he’d been thinking on more and more.

SYX YOU DONT UNDERSTAND YOU GOTTA MIX IT UP A LITTLE, TAKE CHANCES, RIDE SOME DICK! YOY GOTTA GET RISKY WHEN YOU GET FRISKY!!

❝I am fully mixed up. All the mixing. Just fine. More than enough dicks thank you very much.❞

❝…actually more dicks than not, but THAT is beside the point! What I have or have not ridden is not for public consumption!❞

❝And there is CERTAINLY no video evidence… right? Right, 625?!❞

Camera Bot designation 625: ❝Bowg.❞

❝… see? No evidence.❞

❝Besides, I am entirely content with my current lovers. Thank you for your interest but this Evil Overlord isn’t looking for more hostiges or victims at this time. My plate if full and the role of Evil Queen already claimed.❞

surprised you haven’t tried that.. hmu sometime baby boy

❝Oh ho ho, you have the wrong impression. I get ridden, rarely the reverse. Though my partners in crime will be willing to experiment, I’m sure. But evil doesn’t publish its scientific results so you’ll just have to conduct your own research.❞

SYX! I’ve missed your gorgeous blue self! Haven’t seen you doing any ask/answer in a while. Good to see you’re as sexy as ever. ;)

❝Yes well, I have yet to convince the Warden that wi-fi is an ess-encial part of my rehabilitation. No doubt you saw my daring escape in the news papers? Once again you may all bask in my devilishly handsome evil.❞

{{ The mun is feeling much better and things have finally calmed down at work. o/ I’m glad to be back }}