crack asks! Lyn, you’re a mother! Who’s the daddy and how fucked is the kid? o3o

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“Well on a scale of 1-10 of how fucked tha child is, I’m gonna go with 20! Tha dad? Well. Take a wild guess!” Lyn snickered, following her usual methods of never fucking cooperating

“Lots of people have scars, it’s a lucky guess! shutupshutup.” 

“Why don’t you slide your scarred ass over here an make me, eh?” She challenged, smirking smugly. “We both know I’m right.”

“You couldn’t handle me if I did!”

crack asks! Lyn, you’re a mother! Who’s the daddy and how fucked is the kid? o3o

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“Well on a scale of 1-10 of how fucked tha child is, I’m gonna go with 20! Tha dad? Well. Take a wild guess!” Lyn snickered, following her usual methods of never fucking cooperating

“Hahaha that’s not biologically possible! And uh… I would never, uh, have relations! With another villain! Yes… ha haha…”

“…..Riiiiiight. Then how do I know ya got a scar on yer ass?” She prompted with a rise of a single brow, a smirk on her lips as she crossed her arms. “Tell me again how ya don’t have any relations.”

“Lots of people have scars, it’s a lucky guess! shutupshutup.” 

crack asks! Lyn, you’re a mother! Who’s the daddy and how fucked is the kid? o3o

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“Well on a scale of 1-10 of how fucked tha child is, I’m gonna go with 20! Tha dad? Well. Take a wild guess!” Lyn snickered, following her usual methods of never fucking cooperating

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“Wild guess you say? How mad is daddy going to be when he finds out you fucked the milk man?”

“Why don’t ya look in tha mirror and ask yerself, ya fuckin loser.”

“Hahaha that’s not biologically possible! And uh… I would never, uh, have relations! With another villain! Yes… ha haha…”

“HORRIBLE HELL CAT, but you can also have ‘bitch’, ‘pretty princess’, ‘hell queen’, and ‘fuck off’.”

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“Ya say that like its a bad thing,” Lyn shot back, “I’d rather have ‘fuck off’ rather than ‘fucked with’.”

“Try it, Fuck Brain, an’ see how far it gets ya.”

“Oh come now! Surely you have better than that! My brains have faaaarbetter uses than getting you off.”

“I don’t see ya complainin’ any other time when ya get off. Don’ kid yerself love. I’m not tha only one gettin’ off.”

“Evil gets off on bringing the mighty down to size and having them scream for mercy. It’s the simple pleasures in life.”

“HORRIBLE HELL CAT, but you can also have ‘bitch’, ‘pretty princess’, ‘hell queen’, and ‘fuck off’.”

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“Ya say that like its a bad thing,” Lyn shot back, “I’d rather have ‘fuck off’ rather than ‘fucked with’.”

“Haha. Ya would know, dumb ass.” Yes. Yes she was absolutely referring to their battles with happy (or not so happy) endings. 

“Stray cats are meant to be spayed and neutered. Maybe that would solve your problems. I’d hate to think what would happen if you breed.”

“Try it, Fuck Brain, an’ see how far it gets ya.”

“Oh come now! Surely you have better than that! My brains have faaaarbetter uses than getting you off.”

“HORRIBLE HELL CAT, but you can also have ‘bitch’, ‘pretty princess’, ‘hell queen’, and ‘fuck off’.”

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“Ya say that like its a bad thing,” Lyn shot back, “I’d rather have ‘fuck off’ rather than ‘fucked with’.”

“Oh I’m sure you’ll have both!”

“Haha. Ya would know, dumb ass.” Yes. Yes she was absolutely referring to their battles with happy (or not so happy) endings. 

“Stray cats are meant to be spayed and neutered. Maybe that would solve your problems. I’d hate to think what would happen if you breed.”

💔 and the black heart (for Lyn’s feelings XD )

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Lyn paused, a distasteful look rising to her expression that twisted her lips, “..He’s a fuckin’ piss baby..” she grumbled. 

“An’ he can do without tha theatrics. Waste a time if ya ask me..” She grumbled, crossing her arms. 

“Oh come on now,” Megamind batted his lashes with a teasing grin, “Say something nice too. You know I’m your favorite sparring partner.”

💪 (Lyn lol)

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“Ha! Well what are you waiting for then?” Megamind gave the Crimson Fucker the come at me fingers from the piolet seat of the Spider Bot, “Come on an hit me if you’re able.”

Lyn grinned a malicious little smile, her eyes beginning to swim with crimson.. “Oh.. this will be fun!” She hissed, tendrils of smoke beginning to rise off her. She was not going to hold back. Not in the slightest. Not after what he said.. 

Her pupils had narrowed to vertical slits, her lips twisted into a bit of a smile that wouldn’t likely fool a single person.. she was out for blood with this one. She leaped forward, moving far faster than a normal person, the smoke beginning to come off her with more intensity as she raced for the large mechanical beast that protected Syx. She wasn’t stupid to think she would have the advantage.. but she was fast. 

And she fought dirty

Oh it looked like he might have gone a bit to far this time. Megamind forgot how much of a hair trigger the hell cat had some days. Their banter moving far too quickly into true anger of her face. Shit.

Scurrying back on the spider bots many legs, Megamind swiveled the large cannon around. Tracking her movement and trying to predict where she’d be, he switched to de-coupage and fired.