setepenre-set:

displacerghost:

thehauntedrocket:

USB Squirming Tentacle

Simply plug this USB Squirming Tentacle into your USB port and it will fill your computer with unspeakable evils. The USB Squirming Tentacle will draw a small amount of power from your computer, enabling it to squirm and wiggle like an Elder God trying to escape your laptop.

*choking noises*

@setepenre-set have you SEEN THIS

@displacerghost: #oh my #LOOK AT THE WIGGLE #people use this in PUBLIC??? #HoW???? #eeEEEEE #i can’t stop blushing just looking at it

#i could see roxanne using this like #in the privacy of the Lair #to troll megamind #because she’s evil #and let’s face it he’s beautiful when he blushes #and megs IMMEDIATELY blushing purple #all the way to his ears #because ahhhHHHHHHhhh #ahhh

#it is scandolously wiggly

YES. YES TO ALL.

oh god Roxanne’s just like

working on her computer

so megamind goes up casually to her intending to see what she’s working on and

TENTACLE. T E N T A C L E.

wriggling tentacle.

AAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAA

writing-prompt-s:

You are the super villain that defeated the super hero and conquered the earth. You walk out onto your balcony to law down the law for your new subjects. You are greeted by a massive crowd and genuine cheers.

tuxedosaldente:

shoresoftheshadowlands:

aperfectillusion:

lettersfromdua:

aperfectillusion:

Step 1: Go someplace public with your laptop.

Step 2: Click HERE

Step 3: Press f11

Step 4: Start typing frantically.

Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen.

Step 6: ???????

Step 7: Profit

it helps if you roll your neck a few times, grunt and crack your knuckles. Trust me.

Holy fucking shit. This has 80 thousand notes?!?!

THIS IS WAY MORE ENTERTAINING THAN IT SHOULD BE

i donT EVEN BUT YES

Here’s to the people who…

quidditchconsent:

… Ask “can I kiss you?” or lean in halfway and then wait for you to close the gap.

… Tap the item of clothing and check to see if you’re okay removing it.

… Respect your boundaries *without* pointing out how “nice” and “patient” they’re being and how very hard they’re struggling to be okay with it.

… Surprise you with kisses *only after* you’ve told them how much you enjoy getting surprise kisses from them.

… Remember where you don’t like to be touched.

… Appreciate your body as it is and when it changes.

… Communicate before, during, and after intimacy.

Here’s to the people who make consent a natural part of relationships, as it should be.