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Send ‘💋‍’ To Kiss My Muse On The Neck.

Megamind jerked at the unexpected contact, wiping around to see who’d kissed him. One hand went to his sensitive neck. This was the exact reason he normally wore high collars!

peridotsofficialtwitteraccount:

DO NOT LET MY INTELLIGENCE FOOL YOU. THERE IS STILL A LOT I DONT KNOW.

FOR EXAMPLE, WHY DO BIRDS SCREAM AT ME? I JUST DO NOT KNOW.

sensoryboy:

✨ space stimboard ✨ requested by anon

If we were dating I’d be your little blue slave sometimes, but the rest of the time I’d snuggle you while we watched movies, tease you about your eeeevil plans, play with the brainbots, hold you when things get rough, and take you out for a night on the town with no holowatch just so everyone can see how fucking sexy we would be together.

Despite his lingering anxieties about being blue in public, Syx had to let out a happy little sigh, “That sounds abe-soooo-lutely splendid.”

i have bad grade halpp

“I’m not sure how you’re expecting me to assist? Did… you want the school destroyed? I could certainly do that but in my personal experience that didn’t result in praise or the coveted shiny golden stickers.”

THE BLACKEST BLACK

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MEGS HAVE YOU SEEN SAUSAGE PARTY

“I’ve been sort of afraid I’ll either end up trying to create a food based army after a night of no sleep and too much coffee or turned off food entirely for a month. The trailers left me very torn about the subject.”