Reblog if your Muse has a kill count of 5+

Seduce: Grinning Megamind twirled out her feathery cape, the green and teal feathers looking almost like wings. With a tip of her head, the villainess winked at the strange purple pony in the ridiculous cravat.

Pulsar tips his head and watches the display with interest, putting a hand under his chin and humming, nodding as he did.

“ Yes, you look like a male peacock. I do like peacocks.” However, he was hardly seduced.

💔 and the black heart (for Lyn’s feelings XD )

1000liveslived-aa:

Lyn paused, a distasteful look rising to her expression that twisted her lips, “..He’s a fuckin’ piss baby..” she grumbled.

“An’ he can do without tha theatrics. Waste a time if ya ask me..” She grumbled, crossing her arms.

“Oh come on now,” Megamind batted his lashes with a teasing grin, “Say something nice too. You know I’m your favorite sparring partner.”

“Yes, you do get a +4 bonus for customer service. “

outofcontextdnd:

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Stolen food just tastes better.

The chaotic sorcerer to the party’s cleric. (via outofcontextdnd)

“I find this to be true” ;P “Especially stolen from you nemesis’s plate when he’s not looking.”

@tight-beige-undies

I mean I assume he eventually did

yes, yes she is

minion you fuck don’t smile when he’s in pain

part 1 of megs the sneep snoop

part 2 of megs the sneep snoop

megs hun you’re gonna need to dick with it

have some respect megs

yes i hate the name too but i had to

best line

hal you idiotic piece of shit

creampuffwarden:

followmetoyourdoom:

margoteve:

jakkubrat:

followmetoyourdoom:

Megamind + Original Script [x]

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT ‘BUBSY’ THANX

Actually we had a debate on that name I think and there used to be couple fanfictions in the early days who used it xD I think we collectively forgot about it lol

I used it once as a joke

“Bubsy’s a cute name!”

“My uncle called me that once,” Megamind scowled, “We don’t speak anymore.”

You obviously don’t understand the power you contain inside your pants.

(via outofcontextdnd)

@tight-beige-undies

postmodernmulticoloredcloak:

flylittlekoala:

the first time EVER scientists managed to spot a pair of deep sea octopi mating it turned out to be 1. two males and 2. two males of different species 3. the much smaller octopus was clearly topping. neither of the octopi showed any sign of distress, so they clearly were into it, and octopi are too smart not to know what they were doing. source

the animal kingdom is a lot gayer than people want you to believe.

(ง •̀_•́)ง

1000liveslived:

syx-blue:

syx-blue:

The fencing lesson had been going well, Syx was having more fun then he had in ages and this was far better then sparing with a brain bot. Emma however had a bad habit of using far too much strength for the thin blade, so when her lunge missed she punched Syx square in the jaw. His head snapped back as he staggered.

Syx laughed as he wrapped his arms around her, snuggling against her back. His hand wandering down to pet her tail were it curled around him, “I believe in you,” he kissed her neck, “If straight up doesn’t work, look around,” he nuzzled her, “Climb up on something or jump.”

‘Emma’ laughed, relaxing a bit at his assurance and confidence in her. Shifting about, working the spider around, she finally got it to the top of the roof. As soon as they were, her smile was almost radiant.

“I did it!” She exclaimed, laughing merrily

Grinning broadly Syx rubbed up against her, “Eeeeeeeexcellent,” he kissed her neck, “Now we fire the laser,” he wiggled his brow again and moved her hands to the weapons control, “First you pick a target,” he pointed at an empty cargo container in a nearby lot, “Select a setting,” the gun had de-hydreate, de-stroy, and de-coupage, “The aim and squeeze.”