Hel giggled. “My brother Fenrir found a deer in the woods but the meat was bad. And Fenny knew the meat was bad but he was so hungry that he ate it anyway and then he threw up on the carpet of someone visiting from Asgard and he didn’t tell Mama about it.”
“Oh, that’s never pleasant. I did that once too but it was soup,” Megamind confided, “I wouldn’t tell anyone either otherwise they’d make you clean it up and where’s the fun in that?”
“Well on a scale of 1-10 of how fucked tha child is, I’m gonna go with 20! Tha dad? Well. Take a wild guess!” Lyn snickered, following her usual methods of never fucking cooperating
“Wild guess you say? How mad is daddy going to be when he finds out you fucked the milk man?”
“Why don’t ya look in tha mirror and ask yerself, ya fuckin loser.”
“Hahaha that’s not biologically possible! And uh… I would never, uh, have relations! With another villain! Yes… ha haha…”
“Well on a scale of 1-10 of how fucked tha child is, I’m gonna go with 20! Tha dad? Well. Take a wild guess!” Lyn snickered, following her usual methods of never fucking cooperating
“Wild guess you say? How mad is daddy going to be when he finds out you fucked the milk man?”
“Shit!” Syx swore. Having been out visiting one of his Uncles under the safety of his disguise watch, his heart jumped at the sight of the cop version of Wayne. Shit! Fuck! God Damnit!
Chewing on his lip, he debated what to do. Though hovering awkwardly in the entry to the Italian restaurant hardly made him inconspicuous.
Just as he’d been about to leave after scouting the place as a -maybe i’d eat here with Sheldon- restaurant, the man in the doorway swore and stood there, blocking it.
“Uh, you okay buddy? Wrong restaurant?” Wayne offers with a raised eyebrow, one hand in his pocket and the other closing his phone down to put it in his back pants pocket.
Syx laughed rather manically as he looked around, “Oh nonono of course not fine gentlemen! There is nothing what so ever the matter with this fine establishment!”
He hadn’t changed his voice! SHIT SHIT SHIT FUUUUCK!!!! His back far too stiff, he tried to edge out around the cop without seeming more suspicious.
Just remember two things: She’s mine, and I can cave a man’s skull in with a piñata.
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