Tag: lmao

FF + Syx/Lyn (( lololol))

1000liveslived-aa:

Anna was quiet as she read it, her head tilting to the side just a touch as she read the fanfiction before her. “Where did this come from?” She asked, looking over at Syx with a confused expression. “I don’t remember doing this. When did this happen? Did I forget something?” She had no idea what it was she was reading or why somebody would write about them both… 

She couldn’t deny that it was cute though, finding herself looking back to the screen. “..We should do this sometime. Sounds fun.”

Syx was torn between blushing and groaning, his hands covering his face, “Nooooooo someone wrote that! It’s fiction,” he peered at her between his fingers, “You’d want to?”

feathersmoons:

digitaldiscipline:

brainsforbabyjesus:

alessariel:

optimysticals:

broliloquy:

gundamdick:

thepioden:

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire
very very slowly.

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What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.

I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.

@brainsforbabyjesus

okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.

Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).

We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.

The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).

This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.

OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*

rpfunstuff:

free chocolate poptart to the first person who shows up at my house to get it. if multiple people show up at the same time, you have to fight while i watch and drink hot chocolate. the winner takes the poptart, the loser(s) must watch them eat it.

cute vs. badass

Thinks they’re badass but are actually cute: Virgo, Leo, Sagittarius
Thinks they’re cute but are actually badass: Taurus, Aries, Cancer
Thinks they’re cute and are actually cute: Pisces, Libra, Gemini
Thinks they’re badass and are actually badass: Capricorn, Aquarius, Scorpio

why-animals-do-the-thing:

maythefoxbewithyou:

allmyeggmateshateyou:

c0ffeecunt:

vvhatmighthavebeenlost:

joannanullo:

betweenlinebreaks:

Are we sure that foxes are canines? Are we sure they aren’t just big stupid cats?

Ugh what a cutie

I NEED IT

I need 12

foxes aren’t canines…

WELL, they’re certainly not felines.

I’m going to textgrab from this post by prokopetz:

I often see foxes referred to as “catdogs” on Tumblr, but I wonder if folks realise how true that really is.

There’s a phenomenon called convergent evolution that occurs when two taxonomically unrelated species exploit the same ecological niche. The features that are needed to best take advantage of a given niche are pretty much the same everywhere you go; thus, over time, those species will become anatomically and behaviourally similar, even though they’re completely unrelated.

And foxes? Foxes are what you get when an ecosystem has no native small felines, so a canine species evolves to take advantage of the ecological niche that would have been exploited by a small feline, if one existed.

In other words, a fox is literally what you get when a dog tries to cat.

So, in a way…

@justiceisanoncorrosivemetal

Childish Escape

1000liveslived:

syx-blue:

De-gun set to de-stroy, Bluebell shot the camera in the corner of the shop and then swung the gun to the cashier. As she moved the gun, her thub hit the barrel turning the setting from de-stroy to de-hydrate, “Don’t even think about it! Hands in the air!”

“Goes for you too blondie!” Bell shouted, looking at the other girl in the corner of her vision, “Everything in the store is now property of Megamind! If you have a safe, your going to open it right now. Cash drawer too.”

As soon as everything was opened, she’d de-hydrate them both and bag everything she could. Which would be a lot once everything was little blue cubes. The other bonus for this neighborhood is that the cops would take their sweet time showing up. 

Lyn raised a single brow at the antics of this person, looking her up and down. Her Dad didn’t tell her anything about somebody like this.. and because of that? She was quickly able to figure out that this person was either a pee-on, or new in the criminal world. Considering the blue chick had yet to figure out that the cashier would be carrying, Lyn went with the ‘new person’ option. 

While the bonus of the cops taking their sweet time was definitely true.. it meant the store owners had found ways around that to ensure their own safety. As he bent down with his hands in the air, feigning that he was following Bell’s request, Emma sighed. 

“..I wouldn’ do this, chick..” her accent was hard to place, a hint of her original accent peaking through the accent she had picked up from spending so much time around her Father. 

Eyes twitching to the other girl in the shop when she spoke, Bluebell caught the motion from the corner of her eye as the cashier lunged. Her finger squeezed the trigger nervously, “Fuck!”

As the little blue cube that was the cashier, and the gun he’d started pulling, fell to the ground in a clatter, Bell swung the de-gun around to the last person, “Shut up! Look what you did! I had things under control and now I have to crack the damn safe myself!”

Stomping a foot petulantly, she huffed, “Don’t even think about it, girly! I’m an unstable alien with a ray gun. Got it?”

1000liveslived:

syx-blue:

1000liveslived:

[TXT: ….That’s not helpful, Syx.] 
[Txt: Take a picture of a street sign?]

[TXT: this road is unhelpful ]

[TXT: how to i make this thing ducking truck in all caps when i shout minion knew to do that and i forged pissed now and this stupid road is dirt and i was at a party but now im not and i don’t know what happened in between but now im cold ]

[ txt: that’s even less helpful.]

[ txt: okay where was the party at? I’m coming to try to find you.. as soon as you get to an intersection TAKE A PICTURE OF THE SIGN ] 

[TXT: this road never ends its endless a never ending road that goes on forever its like a horrible metaphor or some sit ]

[TXT: party yeah okay party was at freddy’s place out by the big oak tree and the pound ]