❝Oh it’s completely painless to be cubed. It’s being uncubed that is the trouble. Tingling in your extremities. Disorientation. And I said the MIDDLE of the lake. How good of a swimmer are you? It’s a very laaaaarge lake that has already claimed many lives.❞
God, you are just too much fun! 😀 I practically grew up in the water, so not gonna drown. Besides, I know you’re evil, but you would never drown someone for smacking your butt. Minion would never let you hear the end of it either. 😉 Numbness and tingling are pretty normal for me so, meh. However, finding the right shoreline might be difficult if I am disorientated…. Hmmm, how about we get our hands on a big party pontoon, and me, you Minion, and whoever else wants to come, can cruise out to the middle of the lake, blast loud music, grill some supper, swim and party? I’ll even let you cube me and toss me off the boat, just for the hell of it… lol
Megamind pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed heavily, ❝My villainous reputation is ruined. Now I’ll have to launch you into the sun,❞ he leaned forward, brows raised high with a well practiced evil laugh, ❝As an example to other. You understand.❞
He twirled, fluttering his cape dramatically, ❝Minion! Ready the Ultra Flinger of Destruction!❞
❝Do you mean the catapult, Sir?❞ Minion tapped his fishbowl, ❝We never tested it past launching eggs at-❞
❝Minion!❞ Syx shrieked, making a cutting motion across his throat and hoping his friend would get the hint. It ruined the evil to give away the ruse.
❝Minion, what is… dab? Is that a thing kids are doing now? Those cool things?❞
❝I think I crossed path with a hero that did this dab thing once. He dressed in blue with a number on him and back flipped with tennis rackets and I believe he hated apples because he kept throwing them on the ground.❞
❝I think it involved throwing one’s hands up as if shielding your face and then hunching over in a defensive position and sort of throwing your arms to the side…❞
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