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So because I have lots and lots of Megamind icons for rp, I’m going to use them to tell ya’ll a little tale of my day. 

We had a work party/meeting because we get our bonus money today.
Yay money! Also free food that my talented coworkers made. 

But also I am socially awkward and autistic. This isn’t really fun. It’s just a thing that the food makes acceptable. We sit and I follow along with clapping at the right times while chatting with the 2 cool coworkers that are actually fun to talk to. It’s nice.

Then it starts. “We’re all going to the bar to drink after! You should come too!”

Sit in a crowded bar? With a bunch of people I have nothing to talk with about anything I care about? Where I am stuck because I want to leave right away but it’s socially unacceptable and I’m sure to offend people in ways I don’t understand?

Oh yes, what A GreAt pLaN. /insert noncomital response

I just looooooove when people make last minute plans and want me to be excited about them. Like yay, look at how thrilled I am.

But at least there is always the tried and true fallback, “Oh, sorry, no… I have plans.”

and the inevitable, “Oh, what are you doing? Anything fun?”

“…things…” 

This being rp with my gf and other friends, tumblr, fan fics, and/or whatever else isn’t their business and would get awkward looks I don’t wanna deal with soooooooo here I am, with my bottle of fancy beer that cost less than what I would have spent at the bar and prepared to have far more fun than I ever could have stuck out there.

{{ you guys are my “things” that I’m doing and I love you. Also I’m back! Woo! }}