Alphys: You’re blocking the view.
Mettaton: I AM the view.

perfectcells:

couples with visible size differences

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couples where one has to stand on tippy toes to kiss the other

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couples where one has to bend down to kiss the other

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Mirror mirror on the wall
Who’s the flyest bitch of them all?
Never mind, I am
That bitch is so fucking pretty
Yeah I am
If I were her I would kiss me (hey!)
Mirror mirror on the wall
Hit up prince charming
Tell him give me a call
Never mind, screw him
Cause I found somebody better
Never mind, screw him
I’ll make myself so much wetter

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